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Shit that should not exist-- inanimate objects edition
Patrick:
This reminds me, I don't think Bath and Body Works should exist. This may or may not directly relate to the time somebody from there told me that "boys smell" so I should shop there more. Thanks for your sales pitch, fucker.
Liz:
Hey man, I like my job and would like to keep it. Don't knock my employer!
Stryc9Fuego:
I gotta defend here... there are a LOT of people who should shop there more regularly. Oh, God and baby Jesus, there are people who need to shop there... and USE their purchases! Yeah, strawberries and cream isn't exactly a manly smell, but it will get you a lot further dating than feces and foot.
KharBevNor:
I'd rather be lonely than smell like a complete fag.
There, I said it.
(My personal body aroma is blue herbal essence and hand-rolled cigarettes)
Stryc9Fuego:
You consider yourself an authority on the scents of complete fags? For some reason you never struck me as a fag-sniffer there, Khar...
New thing that should not exist: perfume spritzers at the mall. Those people need to stop.
"Would you like to try new Oedipus cologne for men? Great for the thirtysomething who still lives at home!"
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