macaroni with rich cheese sauce covered in applewood smoked bacon bits (basically take macaroni and cheese, make it fancy, and add bacon), and mashed potatoes with cheese in them like i used to eat when i was younger (major nostalgia factor, not to mention delicious). a tall glass filled with (in order) a layer of red jello, a layer of whipped cream, layer of blue jello, layer of whipped cream, layer of green jello (also nostalgic, my grandma made this for me once and for some reason the memory is still with me), and wash it all down with a jones soda brand cream soda (original glass bottle and everything). that, my friends, is the closest one can get to heaven in one meal.