Topic: The Raddest Fictitious Head of State (Read 10580 times)

David_Dovey · « **on:** 25 Mar 2009, 02:06 »

...Is United States President Josiah Bartlet.

but who are the contenders for second place?

Hat · « **Reply #1 on:** 25 Mar 2009, 04:28 »

Sorry Dovey you are wrong the answer is Frankenstein from the end of Death Race 2000.

The reason why is that he became the President by killing the President.

How do you even DO that.

Dazed · « **Reply #2 on:** 25 Mar 2009, 04:44 »

President James Marshall.

GET OFF MY PLANE

David_Dovey · « **Reply #3 on:** 25 Mar 2009, 05:33 »

Brett I am going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you have not watched The West Wing

Although your post reminded me of the president from Idiocracy. He was super cool.

Hat · « **Reply #4 on:** 25 Mar 2009, 05:51 »

Look I dont know much about serious political dramas but I do know a lot about dystopian futures with violent sporting events and a questionable democratic process.

Hat · « **Reply #5 on:** 25 Mar 2009, 05:52 »

sorry did I say "know" I meant "care"

Hat · « **Reply #6 on:** 25 Mar 2009, 06:05 »

Look if you guys want to lend me the DVDs to get into it, I'll probably have JSIH BRLT knuckle tattoos in a week but until then I stand by David Carradine's Frankenstein.

Stryc9Fuego · « **Reply #7 on:** 25 Mar 2009, 07:29 »

I, for one, welcome our new cyborg overlord.

valley_parade · « **Reply #8 on:** 25 Mar 2009, 08:26 »

Remember that weird-ass Michael Moore movie, "Canadian Bacon"? The one with John Candy?

Alan Alda played the president in that. It was ridiculous.

benji · « **Reply #9 on:** 25 Mar 2009, 08:36 »

Has anyone been watching "Kings?" Because I think King Silas Benjamin of Gilboa could turn out to be a pretty bad-ass head-of-state:

MusicScribbles · « **Reply #10 on:** 25 Mar 2009, 09:36 »

I'm pretty sure that when this man was Head of State in Fail-Safe, the world was a better place. I make a motion for Henry Fonda as not just raddest, but most badass.

negative creep · « **Reply #11 on:** 25 Mar 2009, 09:54 »

Quote from: David_Dovey on 25 Mar 2009, 05:33

Although your post reminded me of the president from Idiocracy. He was super cool.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #12 on:** 25 Mar 2009, 12:03 »

Hail to the Chief

0bsessions · « **Reply #13 on:** 25 Mar 2009, 12:19 »

Sorry guys, this guy's the raddest:

Mother fucker had Spidey stand aside so he could handle Chamelon personally.

JD · « **Reply #14 on:** 25 Mar 2009, 12:26 »

Hail to the chief.

KvP · « **Reply #15 on:** 25 Mar 2009, 12:41 »

Yeah, there is no better president than the one in Metal Wolf Chaos. Bartlett can suck Michael Wilson's dick.

Reed · « **Reply #16 on:** 25 Mar 2009, 13:32 »

I'll have to 3rd Michael Wilson. As soon as I saw the thread title I immediately knew that he could be the only victor.

Ozymandias · « **Reply #17 on:** 25 Mar 2009, 15:18 »

LAURA ROSLIN

Alex C · « **Reply #18 on:** 25 Mar 2009, 15:20 »

I also throw in my support for Michael Wilson and his Missile Punching initiatives.

Avec · « **Reply #19 on:** 25 Mar 2009, 18:09 »

John Travolta in Primary Colors.

Although he played a real character, I thought it was very well put together.

Norton Quintessential · « **Reply #20 on:** 25 Mar 2009, 19:11 »

I can't believe he hasn't been mentioned yet.

Ford Prefect · « **Reply #21 on:** 25 Mar 2009, 20:02 »

Tony "Zeus" Lister (aka Tommy Lister Jr. 'Tiny' aka 'Tiny' Lister Jr. aka Tiny 'Zeus' Lister Jr. aka Tiny Lister Jr. aka Tom 'Tiny' Lister Jr. aka Tommy 'Tiny' Lister Jr. aka Tommy Lister Jr. aka Jr. Tiny Lister aka Tiny 'Zeus' Lister aka Tiny Lister aka Tom 'Tiny' Lister aka Tommi Tiny Lister aka Tommy Lister aka Tommy 'Tiny' Lister. Jr. aka Z-Gangsta aka Zeus) in The Fifth Element.

Hat · « **Reply #22 on:** 26 Mar 2009, 00:06 »

Oh my god I can't believe I forgot the Head of Richard Nixon.

I am sorry for all the pain I have caused.

Ozy, Laura Roslin is a bit of alright but come on how can she stand up against the head of Richard Nixon in a giant robotic body... Wait actually that could actually be a pretty great matchup.

BeoPuppy · « **Reply #23 on:** 26 Mar 2009, 00:55 »

Quote from: Ford Prefect on 25 Mar 2009, 20:02

Tony "Zeus" Lister

Yes! Best film ever! And therefore: best president ever!

Border Reiver · « **Reply #24 on:** 26 Mar 2009, 08:13 »

Quote from: Ozymandias on 25 Mar 2009, 15:18

LAURA ROSLIN

Hail to the Chief.

Ozymandias · « **Reply #25 on:** 26 Mar 2009, 08:53 »

Quote from: Hat on 26 Mar 2009, 00:06

Oh my god I can't believe I forgot the Head of Richard Nixon.

I am sorry for all the pain I have caused.

Ozy, Laura Roslin is a bit of alright but come on how can she stand up against the head of Richard Nixon in a giant robotic body... Wait actually that could actually be a pretty great matchup.

Oh man, now I am just imagining the coup episodes except instead of Tom Zarek, it's Richard Nixon and that's awesome.

Roslin still wins.

Reed · « **Reply #26 on:** 26 Mar 2009, 10:01 »

I'm sorry, but Michael Wilson could kick robo-Nixon's ass.

scarred · « **Reply #27 on:** 26 Mar 2009, 12:15 »

Reed · « **Reply #28 on:** 26 Mar 2009, 13:30 »

How can you deny the raddestness of this?

Surgoshan · « **Reply #29 on:** 26 Mar 2009, 15:17 »

How... how did we get to the 30th post before someone mentioned Vetinari? He won a war by surrendering, which ended up making the enemy look so foolish that their government collapsed.

yellowfoliage · « **Reply #30 on:** 26 Mar 2009, 17:37 »

President Lex Luthor

Alex C · « **Reply #31 on:** 26 Mar 2009, 18:21 »

I suppose it's just a matter of time until someone mentions Dr. Doom now and Baron Underbheit.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #32 on:** 26 Mar 2009, 22:39 »

Nodaisho · « **Reply #33 on:** 27 Mar 2009, 00:18 »

Quote from: Surgoshan on 26 Mar 2009, 15:17

How... how did we get to the 30th post before someone mentioned Vetinari? He won a war by surrendering, which ended up making the enemy look so foolish that their government collapsed.

Sorry, I was stuck on presidents. Vetinari also manipulates Vimes, who has arrested two entire armies with only a handful of police officers, and would try to kill Vetinari in an instant if he ended up being as bad as his predecessors. I say try to kill because I don't think either of them knows who would win. I think Vetinari only manages to avoid being a Marty Stu because he is so well done, and doesn't act as a Deus Ex Machina.

I need to read Feet of Clay again.

Scarychips · « **Reply #34 on:** 28 Mar 2009, 12:06 »

I say George W. Bush!

Wait... Fictious you said?

Luke C · « **Reply #35 on:** 11 Apr 2009, 10:50 »

Wait, what?

PunkRockScience · « **Reply #36 on:** 11 Apr 2009, 17:41 »

Since it has to be second to Josiah Bartlett, I'm voting Vetinari. Totally different style, but nearly as rad.

Coward · « **Reply #37 on:** 12 Apr 2009, 03:29 »

Dollface · « **Reply #38 on:** 12 Apr 2009, 04:16 »

<---- true patriot.
"so that how we can lower taxes but still have our way of living"

"how otter can be our leader?"

"good sir did you know that you are wombat that can speak human."

"fuck you im drunk"

And thats the reason why otters are better leaders than wombats

Tom · « **Reply #39 on:** 12 Apr 2009, 15:25 »

Surgoshan · « **Reply #40 on:** 12 Apr 2009, 19:11 »

Quote from: Tom on 12 Apr 2009, 15:25

wut?

Exactly.

Lines · « **Reply #41 on:** 12 Apr 2009, 19:13 »

I have to say, if Stephen Colbert ever actually became president, he'd probably end up exactly like this character.

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