i shotgunned a beer, made my facebook pic an american flag, and have been yelling "AMURIKA" all evening.
I would probably be getting laid right now if it weren't for the Jews
Wait so you're letting something that happened 10 years ago ruin your quality of life? What are you, America?
[22:49] Quietus: I'm personally imagining a white supremacist locked in his basement, furtively listening to Parliament on headphones[22:49] Quietus: "Oh, lawd, why must them coons rock me so"
I've decided to give up psychology and become a peacock
JON MADE ME GAY
The fuck is with position players pitching this season? Jonathan Van Every, who hit his first career home run the other night, pitched the last two outs in the eighth inning of tonight's Sox/Rays game. That's at least the third time it's happened this season (Swisher did it first and I'm reasonably sure someone else did it in the last week or two).
dumplings are the answer because the foreskin boys
Wut?
Jesus Shit. My matchup with Rob this week is going to be fucking tight. It's pretty much coming down to the Chicago/Texas game. He's got a pair of relief pitchers in it and we've each got a batter in it.
He even really sponsored terrorism! Libya's like Opposite-Iraq, where all the lies are true!
Honestly my team is usually very power-light. They score a lot of runs, and then I count on pitching to carry me. This week was basically a complete reversal.
Quote from: KickThatBathProf on 03 May 2009, 17:34Wut?Scott Baker went 5 innings without letting anyone on base only to give up 5 consecutive hits (totaling 5 runs) without recording a single out in the 6th. Grade A meltdown. I'm just saying that I grabbed him when he was waived earlier but it's going to be a while before I trust him.
Yeah, I'm sorry Alex. Although, who knows. Greinke got his first earned run of the season last week. Maybe he'll get another during our matchup.