Having thought about it through a sleepless night, I will make a prediction: if we in fact do become governed by sexy, slutty babes, whatever the temperature of their asses, and, yes, some token sexy, slutty hunks, then within a week of the formation of the new government a ridiculously expensive treatment will be developed that can make anyone sexy and slutty, and a babe, or hunk, as desired. Raising the temperatures of their asses may take longer, or a nice spanking could be applied periodically.
Either way, the same people will be in control. But maybe instead of, say, filibusters, we could have wet t-shirt contests. And oiled flexings contests for Malli Kite.
Overall, this sounds like a slight improvement.
In any case, my first demand of our new stacked overlords will be that all the months get three days added on. I object to March being the calendar's pet.