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KvP:

--- Quote from: est on 20 Apr 2009, 19:29 ---
--- Quote from: 0bsessions on 20 Apr 2009, 13:07 ---Jimmy, Patrick, I know you guys are trying really hard to win the pedophile Olympics and all, but I think Ben's got this one wrapped up.

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Is this a Ben that is not me?  Else I am confused.

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Est you are so old it is a common joke in these forums that you're old. That's how old you are.

Cradle Robber

Guys, being the epitome of twee that I am, I am not sexually frustrated. Rather, I am intimately frustrated. Oh, how I dream of one day finding a nice girl, with whom I will passionately exchange promise rings with, and pledge best friendship 4eva. We'll listen to Stars, and I will eat a sweet candy I enjoyed as a child while we gingerly hold hands. Ring-pops, maybe. Or pop rocks.

Guys it's so great I don't ever want to grow up whoopee is gross let's listen to Sufjan Stevens

Jimmy the Squid:
Yeah but with your current run of luck, chances are that this girl will end up being a figment of some fat guy in Iowa's imagination. She may even steal your identity.

est:
With the advent of Paul and Orbert and some of the other dudes who are about twice my age I would have thought that joke would be put to bed by now.

0bsessions:

--- Quote from: Jimmy the Squid on 20 Apr 2009, 21:30 ---Yeah but with your current run of luck, chances are that this girl will end up being a figment of some fat guy in Iowa's imagination.

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Liz:

--- Quote from: KvP on 20 Apr 2009, 21:15 ---Guys, being the epitome of twee that I am, I am not sexually frustrated. Rather, I am intimately frustrated. Oh, how I dream of one day finding a nice girl, with whom I will passionately exchange promise rings with, and pledge best friendship 4eva. We'll listen to Stars, and I will eat a sweet candy I enjoyed as a child while we gingerly hold hands. Ring-pops, maybe. Or pop rocks.

Guys it's so great I don't ever want to grow up whoopee is gross let's listen to Sufjan Stevens

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John I can totally be that girl. I want some Ring Pops, dude.

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