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[look out! Ninjas!]

Does that make me gay?

Probably.

[est]

I only just noticed that my fucking laptop keyboard conveniently left the "n't" off "shouldn't", and it completely changed the entire fucking point of my post.  ither that or it was the best typo evar.  Awesome.

[SilentJ]

that tends to be how these things work

you've never had sex and it's not a big deal, but then you get laid and your body's just like "holy SHIT that was amazing! want want want want" and you just want to choke something

To reuse a punchline, sex is just like Pringles. Once you pop, you just can't stop!

except pringles come with a resealable lid.  also they taste like shit.

depending on how you look at it, this strengthens the comparison!

[thelightguy]

I can't speak for everyone, but I am definitely in favor of your typo, please do that more often.

[Jace]

Alaska is the greatest place on earth because that kind of thing is allowed. It is also the shittiest place because it is nowhere fucking near here.

Also, Alaska has like 3 months of night at a time and that fucks up the human body, so it's curious why people would even live there.

[StaedlerMars]

except pringles come with a resealable lid.  also they taste like shit.

Oh man, you are so wrong.

[BeoPuppy]

With such a reasonable and normal age of consent one wonders why America doesn't view Alaska as the holiday state. but then again, Iceland has an age of consent of 14 and tourism isn't a big industry there either ...

[snalin]

You don't want to go somewhere cold to get naked. This is obvious.

[McTaggart]

This thread has taken a turn for the unsettling.

[BeoPuppy]

You don't want to go somewhere cold to get naked. This is obvious.

Are you aware of the concept of blankets?

[est]

Yeah, my Creepometer just exploded.  Can people possibly stop talking about having sex with minors as if it's a desirable thing?

Ta

[Dollface]

I only have anal sex, why? well when you are hammered and get laid it doesnt matter if its gal or dude everyone have asshole.

[snalin]

You don't want to go somewhere cold to get naked. This is obvious.

Are you aware of the concept of blankets?

Not sexy, man.

[BeoPuppy]

Considerig that this is a thread for people who currently have no sex I hardly think the blankets will be a big turn off.

[Jace]

I was reading this thread while furiously masturbating and as soon as I saw blankets, my boner died.

[Josefbugman]

what?

dude, relax, stop thinking so much. the worst thing you can do when it comes to sex (this doesn't include having safe sex/being considerate of people's feelings, all that other fun stuff that any normal human being should keep in mind, just sex itself) is think that much.

I am afriad thats sort of my "thing", eccentricity, hard work and a tendency to be over analytical are basically the main parts of my personality.

[Jace]

Josef, stop it. Those can be the main parts of your personality, but, stop it. Life gets easier when you stop overthinking things. So... stop it.

[Slick]

Unfortunately, she's three states away so I'm not going anywhere with that lead either

but from here it looks like you're expressing regret over not being around to capitalise on your ex-girlfriend's current fragile emotional state by having sex with her

Yeah this kind of did make you sound like an awful human being dude.

[Gilead]

Seriously Josef you sound like a friggin' vulcan.

[benji]

Even Vulcans were supposed to stop being rational when they were in heat. Sex is instinctual and, at its best, emotional. Being a rational person is great, but contacting your instincts and emotions is going to be important in relationships.

[valley_parade]

Guys, being the epitome of twee that I am, I am not sexually frustrated. Rather, I am intimately frustrated. Oh, how I dream of one day finding a nice girl, with whom I will passionately exchange promise rings with, and pledge best friendship 4eva. We'll listen to Stars, and I will eat a sweet candy I enjoyed as a child while we gingerly hold hands. Ring-pops, maybe. Or pop rocks.

Guys it's so great I don't ever want to grow up whoopee is gross let's listen to Sufjan Stevens

John, if you were a lady, I think I would want to date you.

[WriterofAllWrongs]

Even Vulcans were supposed to stop being rational when they were in heat. Sex is instinctual and, at its best, emotional. Being a rational person is great, but contacting your instincts and emotions is going to be important in relationships.

Yeah, there's a reason that most advice that I've seen given to people seeking relationships is somewhere along the lines of "Just do it, and don't make an ass of yourself."  It's a really intuitive, emotional sort of thing.  Forethought and feeling things through are both needed, but if you stray too far into one polarity it can get you into hot water.

Also, I find it interesting that people only paid attention to the post in which it could be insinuated that after sex I was just more horny.  You people are sick fuckers.

[Ballard]

I am afriad thats sort of my "thing", eccentricity, hard work and a tendency to be over analytical are basically the main parts of my personality.

Everyone has insecurities; everyone overthinks everything at times. The sooner you acknowledge that it is normal, and not "your eccentricity" the sooner you can keep it to a bare minimum.

[Josefbugman]

wow, I didn't expect to create this amount of concern/interest.

I don't generally get rommantic feelings towards anyone, I mean I like people, but I will always want to be friends and get to know someone properly before trying a relationship, even if it is just going to be fucking like rabbits. I can't really do that with the people I know and the somewhat, well "loud" is the most polite way of putting it, girls you tend to encounter in clubs. Also I meant that overthinking is one of the main things that I do, I know everyone else does it it just seems that I do it more than others. I know I probably prefer over thinking things to not thinking things through at all.

I like the idea of being "intimately" frustrated.

[Tyler]

Guys, I like to kiss girls but sometimes they don't want to kiss me back occasionally.

[Cartilage Head]

 Where the hell was this thread when I was single?

[Alex C]

I'm not sexually frustrated, but right now I'm kinda frustrated by sex and the things it brings up with some people. For example, I'm dating this really nice girl but she doesn't really go for the whole sex before marriage deal. We've fooled around some, with her initiating but have never actually gone all the way, which I'm fine with, but she still seems to feel kinda embarrassed/guilty about the whole set up anyway. Is it just feeling kinda guilty over wanting to have sex? Does she not want to even go as far as we're going but feels expected to? Guilt over going as far as we have? Bad experiences with sex in prior relationships? No idea. I really need to nail her down and get her to talk about it. She's not fleeing my place like it's a crime scene or something afterwards, but there's definitely a vibe going that I don't really like.


Tldr version: Alex needs to quit dating hot but sexually conflicted Catholic girls.

[Ballard]

I really need to nail her down and get her to talk about it.

Questionable choice of words.

[TheFuriousWombat]

Also it's not paedophilia unless one person is over 16 and the other person is under 13. Just sayin'.

I know this happened a while ago but, um, you're wrong. The definition of pedophilia is geographically determined and predicated upon age of consent laws which vary by country and, in some cases, even by state. There isn't one overarching term that defines pedophilia and determines who is and isn't a pedophile. It's a legal manner and so, while your definition may apply in some places, it is not really a definition of the term in the traditional sense of the word.

[the_pied_piper]

Ah no, please, not this again.

[Dollface]

heck i could use some action right now you know good old fashioned s&m and i dont mean fuzzy handcuffs and cuddling.

[Patrick]

You know, the Kosovars on the show have a word for this. The word is s'paqia (SPA-chee-a). I think this word should be injected into English because "sexual frustration" is too much goddamn work to type and to say.

[the_pied_piper]

Jens, i am not arguing, just pointing out that this argument has been acted out many times already.

[the_pied_piper]

Bring it ON. We've repelled the Vikings before and i'm sure we can do it again.

[Metope]

You didn't repel us, there is just nothing left of value so we didn't bother any longer.


Edit: Oh my god I posted in the sexually frustrated thread and I was not supposed to that, I was just reading through and forgot what thread I was reading. Please pretend I didn't post here, thank you.

[snalin]

Nono, the native English repelled the Vikings from the north-east, but were then pwned by the Normans, descendent from Danish Vikings. Your grand^25parents didn't repel Vikings, they were Vikings, just a bit more civilised.

What I'm trying to say is that we are all one big family who should love and care for each other, since we share our violent background.

[snalin]

Oh, btw, I'm totally sexually frustrated, and I haven't even done it. I wonder how goddamned frustrated I'll be when I know what it's like.

[Alex C]

Questionable choice of words.

Fair point. She really is tough to talk to about some subjects though, unfortunately.

[Patrick]

Oh my god I posted in the sexually frustrated thread and I was not supposed to that

I want to write something completely disgusting just because I know it would make Jens really uncomfortable

[Metope]

Oh my god I posted in the sexually frustrated thread and I was not supposed to that

I want to write something completely disgusting just because I know it would make Jens really uncomfortable

For that reason, go right ahead.

For other reasons,

[Skibas_clavicle]

On a rather unrelated note, can anyone tell me why the hell I'm turned on by Sonic Youth's album Goo?

[MrBlu]

I'm turned on by Sonic Youth

Me too.

[Siibillam-Law]

I'm turned on by Sonic Youth

Yeah, me too

[SirJuggles]

Goo

Do I need to make the obvious joke here?

[est]

You already did.

[Professor Snuggles]

Desperate ain't lonely.

[Johnny C]

On a rather unrelated note, can anyone tell me why the hell I'm turned on by Sonic Youth's album Goo?

IT'S JUST NOISE

[WriterofAllWrongs]

On a rather unrelated note, can anyone tell me why the hell I'm turned on by Sonic Youth's album Goo?

Because Kim Gordon sounds like a Gorilla with a Lobotomy on Kool Thing and you are into that sort of thing yes yes?

[Gilead]

On a rather unrelated note, can anyone tell me why the hell I'm turned on by Sonic Youth's album Goo?

Because Kim Gordon sounds like a Gorilla with a Lobotomy on Kool Thing and you are into that sort of thing yes yes?

Kim gordon sounds like the most beautiful oral sex in a moodily lit bathroom in a club only the coolest people know about on kool thing you subhuman monster.

[Alex C]

I never really liked Sonic Youth.