Topic: Post Here if You're Sexually Frustrated (Read 89068 times)

StaedlerMars · « **Reply #350 on:** 30 Apr 2009, 17:00 »

I read that as 2.5 minutes of dry spell.

I was momentarily baffled.

Vern LaVey · « **Reply #351 on:** 30 Apr 2009, 19:41 »

I will admit however that this post might not have been the best place for my jokes. I apologize as I had been hanging around the "Really Bad Jokes" thread and let my humor carry over a bit. I apologize for the thread it was posted in, not for the type of humor, as , again, I find it funny.

Tyler · « **Reply #352 on:** 30 Apr 2009, 20:06 »

Take it to PMs. If you are going to make possibly offensive jokes, they should at least be funny.

Work on the funny.

BrittanyMarie · « **Reply #353 on:** 30 Apr 2009, 21:22 »

This part of the forums is not equal to the comic part of the forums. And please don't get preachy about "well you don't have to read it; it's not offensive WELCOME TO THE INTERNET", that just shows that you haven't lurked enough yet.

Jace · « **Reply #354 on:** 30 Apr 2009, 22:04 »

Until you have more than 1000 posts, you haven't lurked enough.

McTaggart · « **Reply #355 on:** 30 Apr 2009, 22:09 »

That is so not the best way to go about it. Rather go with until you have read maybe 10,000 posts you have not lurked enough.

BrittanyMarie · « **Reply #356 on:** 30 Apr 2009, 22:58 »

See, some people get it right away, and some won't ever get it. There's a culture to this part of the forum. It's like when there's all ages shows at my favorite venue and all the kids are really annoying because they block my route to the bathroom and I am like "FUCKING LEARN WHERE TO STAND" Most of the shows are 21 therefore there is always a path to the bathroom. "I have the right to stand here and it's your own fault that you don't like it", well I guess yeah that is true but it doesn't stop you from being a little fucker.

That is my terrible analogy of the night!

Slick · « **Reply #357 on:** 30 Apr 2009, 23:26 »

there is a young cowboy
lives on the range

Slick · « **Reply #358 on:** 30 Apr 2009, 23:27 »

his horse and his cattle are his only companions, works in the saddle and he sleeps in the canyons

Slick · « **Reply #359 on:** 30 Apr 2009, 23:27 »

waiting for summer, his pastures to change

Slick · « **Reply #360 on:** 30 Apr 2009, 23:28 »

and as the moon rises he sits by his fire thinking about women and glasses of beer closing his eyes as the doogies retire he sings out a song that is soft but it's clear
as if maybe someone could hear

Inlander · « **Reply #361 on:** 30 Apr 2009, 23:41 »

Wait, how can somebody lurk and accrue 1000 posts?

SirJuggles · « **Reply #362 on:** 01 May 2009, 00:05 »

You're not allowed to date until you're married.

Jace · « **Reply #363 on:** 01 May 2009, 00:40 »

Quote from: Inlander on 30 Apr 2009, 23:41

Wait, how can somebody lurk and accrue 1000 posts?

This was the joke.
I should maybe post things when I'm not trying to quickly go to work.

Nodaisho · « **Reply #364 on:** 01 May 2009, 01:17 »

Goddammit, Slick. I have that song stuck in my head now. And just having it in my head is making me tired.

edit: Oh, this thread. Pretend I didn't post here, I'm good.

Dollface · « **Reply #365 on:** 01 May 2009, 02:50 »

Did you know that when fox tries to kill hedgehog but its in that ball mode so fox will piss on the poor hegehog and that will undo that ball mode.

so here my thought:

does sonic and tails have some freaky thing going on?

Stryc9Fuego · « **Reply #366 on:** 01 May 2009, 04:55 »

You could always run a /34/ on Sonic and Tails if you hate yourself enough.

Cadeonehalf · « **Reply #367 on:** 01 May 2009, 09:03 »

That's some pretty extreme self hate.

oh hi thread. What's up?

WriterofAllWrongs · « **Reply #368 on:** 01 May 2009, 10:00 »

Quote from: Ptommydski on 01 May 2009, 02:05

Quote from: Inlander on 30 Apr 2009, 23:41
Wait, how can somebody lurk and accrue 1000 posts?

Make three or four completely vanilla posts every day for a year.

Lots of people have done it. I've had to do it on other forums. It's a painful but necessary process. Like a forum equivalent of paying your dues or a virtual apprenticeship.

Or you could just post vigorously in threads like "What are you listening to" or "The Blog Thread"

snalin · « **Reply #369 on:** 01 May 2009, 10:03 »

Quote from: PantsFTW on 30 Apr 2009, 22:04

Until you have more than 1000 posts, you haven't lurked enough.

Oh, you... You did not go there.

SilentJ · « **Reply #370 on:** 01 May 2009, 10:12 »

Quote from: Vern LaVey on 01 May 2009, 02:06

My prior lurking is what caused me to recant and apologize in the 2nd post. I'm not sure how it worked for you guys but I'd read thousands of posts before I decided to actually sign up for the forum, to the point where, when I finally did, I was wondering what the hell took me so long. Don't make the mistake of thinking that the first time I posted was the first time I was ever here.

To stay on topic of this thread somewhat I could say that if I had signed up when I first started lurking I would have clocked over 50hrs online easily if it wasnt for all the sex I was getting that distracted me from finally filling out the form. I COULD say that, but then I would be lying about the sex part...

There's something you're not quite getting, though. This subforum is a really tight-knit group of people who know each other in meatlife, most of the time. I've been an active poster for like two years and I still have lurking to do. Even a high postcount doesn't mean anything here, it's all about how you conduct yourself. Basically a new poster making a bad joke is like the guy who crashes a party at eleven and is already wasted, but won't leave. Not saying you're a dick, just putting it in perspective.

Quote from: Dollface on 01 May 2009, 02:50

Did you know that when fox tries to kill hedgehog but its in that ball mode so fox will piss on the poor hegehog and that will undo that ball mode.

so here my thought:

does sonic and tails have some freaky thing going on?

The thread about you is not enough. Dude is a great poster, this is Fact.

Wasteroo · « **Reply #371 on:** 01 May 2009, 10:40 »

boy, Sexual Frustration is like my favorite Brainiac track

WriterofAllWrongs · « **Reply #372 on:** 01 May 2009, 10:52 »

And this is the sort of thing that makes me wish Wasteroo was around more often.

Patrick · « **Reply #373 on:** 01 May 2009, 16:35 »

Quote from: Slick on 30 Apr 2009, 23:28

and as the moon rises he sits by his fire thinking about women and glasses of beer closing his eyes as the doogies retire he sings out a song that is soft but it's clear
as if maybe someone could hear

I did not know your last name was Taylor dude, holy fuckshits

On-topic: I am talking to a friend of a friend who I've only met a few times who recently decided she wanted to get to know me better. And when she said she played Gogol Bordello on her late-night college radio show, I was actually a little turned on.

Nodaisho · « **Reply #374 on:** 01 May 2009, 16:55 »

The Questionable Content Forums: Giving you information about people's weird fetishes since 2004.

Wasteroo · « **Reply #375 on:** 01 May 2009, 17:22 »

Why else would anyone come here?

Patrick · « **Reply #376 on:** 01 May 2009, 17:31 »

Quote from: Wasteroo on 01 May 2009, 17:22

Why else would anyone come here?

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

Wasteroo · « **Reply #377 on:** 01 May 2009, 17:51 »

If that fortuitous page break doesn't make me a popular dude, nothing will.

Stryc9Fuego · « **Reply #378 on:** 01 May 2009, 18:10 »

Let us know if that fortuitous page break gets you any play.

...just, you know... not in this thread.

Inlander · « **Reply #379 on:** 01 May 2009, 19:45 »

Not in the blog thread, either. Because hey kids, what's the number-one rule in the blog thread?

Christophe · « **Reply #380 on:** 01 May 2009, 19:47 »

If I don't have s-s-s-s-sex by the end of the week I am g-g-going to DIE

Nodaisho · « **Reply #381 on:** 01 May 2009, 20:20 »

Quote from: Inlander on 01 May 2009, 19:45

Not in the blog thread, either. Because hey kids, what's the number-one rule in the blog thread?

You don't talk about the blog thread?

Wasteroo · « **Reply #382 on:** 01 May 2009, 20:23 »

I was thinkin' it, but man I have standards.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #383 on:** 01 May 2009, 20:58 »

Quote from: Nodaisho on 01 May 2009, 16:55

The Questionable Content Forums: Giving you information about people's weird fetishes since 2004.

Where do I go to learn about the 'normal' fetishes?

Inlander · « **Reply #384 on:** 01 May 2009, 21:05 »

God you've all disappointed me so much. You're all cut out of my will!

Quote from: Inlander on 01 May 2009, 19:45

Because hey kids, what's the number-one rule in the blog thread?

NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE.

Lunchbox · « **Reply #385 on:** 01 May 2009, 21:18 »

But here it's totally cool to talk about your lack of.

Guys,

SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
IT IS THREE WEEKS IN AND ALREADY I WANT TO TAKE EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING I SEE

Nodaisho · « **Reply #386 on:** 01 May 2009, 21:32 »

Quote from: Wasteroo on 01 May 2009, 20:23

I was thinkin' it, but man I have standards.

I don't.

And yet I still don't have a sex life.
\

Where the hell did the T-rex smiley go, anyway?

ViolentDove · « **Reply #387 on:** 01 May 2009, 21:34 »

Ryan North threatened legal action.
/

Nodaisho · « **Reply #388 on:** 01 May 2009, 21:35 »

Thank you.

Lines · « **Reply #389 on:** 01 May 2009, 21:36 »

Quote from: Lunchbox on 01 May 2009, 21:18

IT IS THREE WEEKS IN AND ALREADY I WANT TO TAKE EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING I SEE

How you doin'?

Zingoleb · « **Reply #390 on:** 01 May 2009, 21:40 »

Wait, he did? Really?

Not cool, Ryan North!
/

ruyi · « **Reply #391 on:** 01 May 2009, 21:41 »

Wait, really? I thought Jeph asked for permission and all that.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #392 on:** 01 May 2009, 21:48 »

Ryan North doesn't seem like the litigious type to me. He's gotta a pretty big boner for Lawrence Lessig for one thing,

JD · « **Reply #393 on:** 01 May 2009, 21:48 »

Quote from: jeph on 24 Mar 2009, 10:10

Quote from: Zombiedude on 22 Mar 2009, 10:19
Jeph, why did you get rid of the t-rex emoticon? Do you hate us?

!!!!

I didn't do that, it must've gotten lost when Ashton upgraded the forum software. I'll get one of the mods on it.

Mystery solved

Wasteroo · « **Reply #394 on:** 01 May 2009, 22:01 »

Seriously?

JD · « **Reply #395 on:** 01 May 2009, 22:03 »

Don't worry, I think we find Pharm more annoying than you.

ruyi · « **Reply #396 on:** 01 May 2009, 22:05 »

Hey dog don't be buggin', don't got to equate people calling you out on yer sense of humor as a rejection of who you are, you feel me?

I mean, I am presuming here that there is more to 'the real you' than dead baby jokes.

Wasteroo · « **Reply #397 on:** 01 May 2009, 22:12 »

I'm not tryin' to sound like a dick or anything, but you're not really helping your situation at this point. I think it would've been a better idea just to treat all this as a learning experience and let people forget about it, rather than bringing it up again.

ViolentDove · « **Reply #398 on:** 01 May 2009, 22:15 »

Quote from: David_Dovey on 01 May 2009, 21:48

Ryan North doesn't seem like the litigious type to me. He's gotta a pretty big boner for Lawrence Lessig for one thing,

Quote from: ruyi on 01 May 2009, 21:41

Wait, really? I thought Jeph asked for permission and all that.

Yeah, I was joking. Um. Sorry.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #399 on:** 01 May 2009, 22:16 »

The Dove of Violence...not cool. I am a gullible people.

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