Topic: Post Here if You're Sexually Frustrated (Read 89050 times)

ruyi · « **Reply #400 on:** 01 May 2009, 22:17 »

It's ok

ZJGent · « **Reply #401 on:** 01 May 2009, 22:25 »

Quote from: Zingoleb on 01 May 2009, 20:58

Where do I go to learn about the 'normal' fetishes?

I have the weirdest fetish you will have ever heard of.

I like having sex normal style.

With people.

In an intimate, caring and long-term relationship... like normal people.

p.s. hell no I am totally kidding. Exotic lesbian banana witch biscuit orgies all the way.

ViolentDove · « **Reply #402 on:** 01 May 2009, 22:29 »

Quote from: Vern LaVey on 01 May 2009, 21:51

On my end it was just me showing the real me, my sense of humor (no matter how bad) and my take on life. I definitely understand that I have more lurking left to do, I'll be forever lurking. I just assumed that this wasn't a forum of people who got close knit because they knew each other IRL, but a forum who were brought together because of a shared love of QC.
If I'm not to be accepted because of my views that's one thing, but not to be accepted because I haven't lurked enough is another thing entirely. What does that mean exactly? If I lurk more I'll become more like the group or only say things that the group approves of? I've never found it to work that way. What i was doing was the equivalent of throwing myself, the real me, out there for all to see. If you guys tolerated me, great, but if you didn't no amount of lurking on my part is going to change the way I am. It will give me a much better understanding of you sure, but I'll still be me. And if I'm unliked now I'll still be unliked then.

Remember, you yourself got uppity at a (probably bad) joke I made in another thread. These things happen! It's not anything to take to heart.

p.s. So how 'bout that sexual frustration guys?

p.p.s.

p.p.p.s <3 ZJGent.

Wasteroo · « **Reply #403 on:** 01 May 2009, 22:32 »

Quote from: ZJGent on 01 May 2009, 22:25

Exotic lesbian banana witch biscuit orgies all the way.

It's like each additional word completely voided the meaning of the ones before it. This is masterful.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #404 on:** 01 May 2009, 22:40 »

Typetypetype, backspace, typetype...

Okay, I have no way I can possibly improve upon that. I am trying.

ackblom12 · « **Reply #405 on:** 01 May 2009, 23:40 »

It's okay to be sexually frustrated cause it just means God is saving you from your filthy desires!

Will · « **Reply #406 on:** 01 May 2009, 23:51 »

I am sexually frustrated, internets!

snalin · « **Reply #407 on:** 02 May 2009, 02:18 »

Quote from: Vern LaVey on 01 May 2009, 22:06

an average QC fan that posts on here.

The average QC fan posts on the QC discussion board. There's people there with post count close to a thousand taht most of the people on this subforum haven't heard the name of.

So forums, last makeout I had was on a dare. I'm getting sadder/more desperate every day.

Patrick · « **Reply #408 on:** 02 May 2009, 04:40 »

Guys my dick wants to go places

Lummer · « **Reply #409 on:** 02 May 2009, 04:43 »

Just watch out it doesn't end up in the Albanian tabloids.

Patrick · « **Reply #410 on:** 02 May 2009, 05:03 »

That happened to the mayor of Tirana once actually, he is an artist when he is not mayoring shit all the time, so when he decided "lol im gonna take sum n00dz of mah self and put dem in a gallary" the inevitable happened.

They even started referring to the scandal as 'penisgate' but he wound up getting re-elected anyway, probably because of it

Lummer · « **Reply #411 on:** 02 May 2009, 05:04 »

I would trust a man, if he's that comfortable with his own junk.

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #412 on:** 02 May 2009, 09:27 »

Hell yeah. I'd vote for him

Dimmukane · « **Reply #413 on:** 02 May 2009, 10:26 »

Thank god it's National Masturbation Month.

Ozymandias · « **Reply #414 on:** 02 May 2009, 11:03 »

Quote from: snalin on 02 May 2009, 02:18

The average QC fan posts on the QC discussion board. There's people there with post count close to a thousand taht most of the people on this subforum haven't heard the name of.

So forums, last makeout I had was on a dare. I'm getting sadder/more desperate every day.

Yeah, bro. The average QC fan is not us.

We're the dirty motherfuckers who might not even read the comic and have absolutely no interest in talking about Faye's tits. We're just sort of these guys, y'know?

Wasteroo · « **Reply #415 on:** 02 May 2009, 11:07 »

Hey guys. I'm in a relatively happy relationship that makes infrequent visits to the realm of 3rd base. Doing the nasty is pretty difficult considering I'm a 17 year old without a car, but I'm not particularly dissatisfied with this. Can we pretend this makes me sexually frustrated so I can still hang around?

snalin · « **Reply #416 on:** 02 May 2009, 11:11 »

I guess that having a sexual relationship going makes you more likely to get desperate after two weeks, because you are really supposed to get something regularly, so yeah, kinda.

Dollface · « **Reply #417 on:** 02 May 2009, 11:30 »

i wish that i was a woman because i would be the biggest lesbian in the world.

Wasteroo · « **Reply #418 on:** 02 May 2009, 13:44 »

Just nonsensical enough to replace an old Jens quote as my new sig.

Lila · « **Reply #419 on:** 02 May 2009, 16:03 »

Quote from: snalin on 02 May 2009, 02:18

So forums, last makeout I had was on a dare. I'm getting sadder/more desperate every day.

The last makeout I had, a very good friend of mine decided that she would teach me how to kiss, demonstrating on a mutual friend of ours then I would try, then got frustrated and just made out with me because she couldn't tell what I was doing with the mutual friend since there wasn't room on my bed for her to really see us from the side (really convoluted sentence. sorry). but kept stopping to be like "no, you have to be more in control" or like "close your eyes, it's impolite if they're open".

we never talked about it again. and it was my first kiss that wasn't a truth or dare/spin the bottle (yes, my friends and I play spin the bottle. that's how desperate we all are)

negative creep · « **Reply #420 on:** 02 May 2009, 16:09 »

where do i post about how sexually frustrating i am?

Patrick · « **Reply #421 on:** 02 May 2009, 16:11 »

The only person who wants to make out with me right now is 13 years old, Lila, at least be happy you are not living a life that shitty.

Wasteroo · « **Reply #422 on:** 02 May 2009, 16:11 »

My first kiss was after introducing a girl to Wayne's World. There was a quiet moment after we turned the movie off, and I sort of lunged at her and she flinched and went "What are you doing?" Luckily she made up the distance in a moment, or else I may have had an embarrassment aneurysm right there.

Lila · « **Reply #423 on:** 02 May 2009, 16:17 »

Quote from: Patrick on 02 May 2009, 16:11

The only person who wants to make out with me right now is 13 years old, Lila, at least be happy you are not living a life that shitty.

Well, I'm 15... so 13 wouldn't be *so bad*. gross, but not like pedophilia.
but I have no chance of getting anything out of it - she's straight. and the mutual friend now has a girlfriend.
and my girlfriend (who I never got to kiss even though we "dated" for a month (damn I hate high school)) broke up with me thursday because she's "not ready for a relationship" even though she asked me out.

so I have no one at all who wants to make out with me at all and I am just a freefloating ball of angst.

is that really better than having a 13 year old have a crush on you?

(sorry if I'm whiney)

Ozymandias · « **Reply #424 on:** 02 May 2009, 16:25 »

You're only 15?

Hrm.

I would've killed to be getting even that much action at 15.

negative creep · « **Reply #425 on:** 02 May 2009, 17:10 »

seriously. My first actual kiss was when I was 18.

Wasteroo · « **Reply #426 on:** 02 May 2009, 17:53 »

Mine was 16. Does that make me better than you?

(yes)

negative creep · « **Reply #427 on:** 02 May 2009, 18:13 »

Yeah, your story is better than mine.

Will · « **Reply #428 on:** 02 May 2009, 18:19 »

My first kiss was at 23. I win at something, right?

WriterofAllWrongs · « **Reply #429 on:** 02 May 2009, 18:30 »

being a good christian?

mbb · « **Reply #430 on:** 02 May 2009, 18:34 »

I think that's losing at something...not winning...

Wasteroo · « **Reply #431 on:** 02 May 2009, 18:44 »

Baby Jesus says it's winning, and I'm not one to disagree with Baby Jesus.

Lines · « **Reply #432 on:** 02 May 2009, 19:28 »

FUCKING HELL.

Nodaisho · « **Reply #433 on:** 02 May 2009, 19:43 »

Quote from: Linds on 02 May 2009, 19:28

FUCKING HELL.

Hot.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #434 on:** 02 May 2009, 23:03 »

My first kiss was 15, and I'm still a virgin because I want my first time to not be with some fat chick who claims to love me after two days of knowing me.

Dammit, I hate having standards

Wasteroo · « **Reply #435 on:** 02 May 2009, 23:09 »

Quote from: Zingoleb on 02 May 2009, 23:03

I'm still a virgin because I want my first time to not be with some fat chick

Don't worry buddy, I fixed it for you

calenlass · « **Reply #436 on:** 02 May 2009, 23:40 »

My first kiss was at band camp. I was 15 and got to kiss a 12th grader.

Actually a lot more happened than just kissing. But we are not talking about that!

Zingoleb · « **Reply #437 on:** 02 May 2009, 23:44 »

I can't tell if the sun is disturbed by the Erection Giganticus or if its really happy about it. Is it taking a deep breath to go down on it?

Wasteroo · « **Reply #438 on:** 02 May 2009, 23:58 »

I could not tell what the fuck you were talking about for the better part of five minutes.

Wasteroo · « **Reply #439 on:** 03 May 2009, 00:01 »

I mean, I didn't want to think you were referring to your own boner, all being aroused by the previous posts. But you never know, man.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #440 on:** 03 May 2009, 00:02 »

Quote from: Wasteroo on 02 May 2009, 23:58

I could not tell what the fuck you were talking about for the better part of five minutes.

People tell me this all the time for some reason...

Josefbugman · « **Reply #441 on:** 03 May 2009, 02:43 »

I was 16, she was the village bicycle, and was quite happily *cough* being intimate with someone else at the party later on, I didn't feel anything other than a small sense of "oh. Okay then, I couldn't even remember her name so this is okay".

The odd thing was everyone was coming up to me going 'are you okay?' and other things like that and I couldn't understand it.

snalin · « **Reply #442 on:** 03 May 2009, 02:54 »

Quote from: Patrick on 02 May 2009, 16:11

The only person who wants to make out with me right now is 13 years old, Lila, at least be happy you are not living a life that shitty.

I thought it was more like ~~half of the~~ the entire Albanian 13 year old girl population.

Dollface · « **Reply #443 on:** 03 May 2009, 03:49 »

hot or what...

...not

Lines · « **Reply #444 on:** 03 May 2009, 06:02 »

You look like a 70s glam band.

Dollface · « **Reply #445 on:** 03 May 2009, 06:52 »

Quote from: Linds on 03 May 2009, 06:02

You look like a 70s glam band.

im not in that picture tell the truth im not a real human im just very advanced toothbrush i may look like human but i have toothbrush where my dong should be, brush my owner theet so that he can use his hands do something else like work, reason why i look like person is that because some other-end users want to someone to talk about things.

i can draw diagram how my brushing action works.

Patrick · « **Reply #446 on:** 03 May 2009, 08:43 »

Quote from: negative creep on 02 May 2009, 17:10

seriously. My first actual kiss was when I was 18.

19.

Quote from: snalin on 03 May 2009, 02:54

Quote from: Patrick on 02 May 2009, 16:11
The only person who wants to make out with me right now is 13 years old, Lila, at least be happy you are not living a life that shitty.

I thought it was more like ~~half of the~~ the entire Albanian 13 year old girl population.

Just about. And that was before I got on their favorite TV show.

valley_parade · « **Reply #447 on:** 03 May 2009, 08:51 »

You should use your newfound success to make CBS launch a CSI: Albania.

Just remember to look epic when you put your sunglasses on.

SilentJ · « **Reply #448 on:** 03 May 2009, 09:26 »

So last night I went to the club with a friend of mine, and I made eyes with this chick all night. Not stunningly attractive, but she was pretty cute, and goddamn she could dance. Then the last time we locked eyes, I went to make a move... and she went to the bar to drink until the place closed. So I'm still pretty sexuallly frustrated.

And to make matters worse,

Quote from: Dollface on 03 May 2009, 03:49

hot or what...

...not

pretty much sums up the club I was in. Hit on by like three gay dudes. Sorry, guys, not interested.

Nodaisho · « **Reply #449 on:** 03 May 2009, 10:14 »

Quote from: valley_parade on 03 May 2009, 08:51

You should use your newfound success to make CBS launch a CSI: Albania.

Just remember to look epic when you put your sunglasses on.

As long as he's got the ones in his avatar, how can he not?

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