The other day a coworker gave me a copy of the movie
Attack Girls Swim Team Vs The Undead. Upon watching my undubbed, lacking subtitles copy, I realized that it is less cheesy Asian horror, and more Asian lesbian porn, featuring hot young girls fighting zombies when they are not making out or fingering each other, which I mean, I had no complaints about. I love hot women, and hot women making out are great. Throw zombies into the mix and I'm pretty much in heaven. I'm such a female pig. Whatevs.
I guess I didn't realize how much I actually enjoyed this movie, or how long it has actually been, or how incredibly sexually frustrated I am, because I honestly did not believe it. I was in sexual frustration denial. I had two dirty dreams that night. One where I detailed what it was like when a woman gives you head vs a man to a friend that I used to fool around with. In the other dream, I fucked another friend, in front of his girlfriend, while we were defending ourselves from zombie dogs, and three eyed cats, while watching zombie movies(I love my subconscious).
A normal person would just ignore these dreams. Not I. I contacted the friend from dream B and told him all about it. That was Friday. Since then, he and I have been texting each other nonstop, telling each other very dirty things that we'd like to do to each other. I mean, these texts are extremely explicit. And he has a girlfriend. And I have basically been have text sex with him all weekend, because god fucking damn it I need to get laid. And he has a girlfriend. And I had my chance at this dude, but basically, I am a very fucked up girl, and wasn't interested at all. But now I am basically allowing dude to cheat on his girlfriend by sending him hugely inappropriate texts.
So, I am a terrible person. But oh man. This is great and I love it, and it's terrible and unfair, and I don't care because man I love telling this dude horribly dirty things. I have him wrapped around my finger. God I am horrible.
tl;dr I am a terrible slut and I don't care.
But maybe convince me to stop?