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I'm listening to Katy Perry now.
« on: 24 Apr 2009, 14:09 »

She's not nearly as good as Avril Lavigne.
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Re: I'm listening to Katy Perry now.
« Reply #1 on: 24 Apr 2009, 14:09 »

But holy shit does she have like, the rudest titties.
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Re: I'm listening to Katy Perry now.
« Reply #2 on: 24 Apr 2009, 14:10 »

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Re: I'm listening to Katy Perry now.
« Reply #3 on: 24 Apr 2009, 15:02 »

Corona.....pussy beer, no wonder she loves it.
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Re: I'm listening to Katy Perry now.
« Reply #4 on: 24 Apr 2009, 15:02 »

Katy Perry is still absurdly hot, no matter what happen. Man, I would do things to her that would make Ron Jeremy blush.
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Re: I'm listening to Katy Perry now.
« Reply #5 on: 24 Apr 2009, 17:14 »

Would anyone be offended if I just made a big Top 40 thread? And by that I mean Kieffer would you be offended if all your musings on Top 40 music were contained in one thread?
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Re: I'm listening to Katy Perry now.
« Reply #6 on: 24 Apr 2009, 17:15 »

also there's probably a big long post about the male gaze in pop music and how katy perry is someone who completely understands it and utilizes her appeal as cheesecake really slyly but honestly yeah she does have hella rude titties
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Re: I'm listening to Katy Perry now.
« Reply #7 on: 24 Apr 2009, 17:39 »

I mean if you wanna make a general top 40 thread go ahead but honestly I much prefer just making threads and posting pictures in them, so I will probably just keep doing that whether or not there is a top 40 thread.

Unless you're gonna delete them, then I guess I won't.
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Re: I'm listening to Katy Perry now.
« Reply #8 on: 24 Apr 2009, 21:10 »

Can this thread please just be about Katy Perry's tits?

I mean, her music is pretty shitty.
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Re: I'm listening to Katy Perry now.
« Reply #9 on: 24 Apr 2009, 21:33 »

Oh man I have heard her on TV performing twice and either she had a really bad cold* both times or simply cannot sing.

*Actually it would have to be like bronchitis or really bad mono or strep from how bad she sounded
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Re: I'm listening to Katy Perry now.
« Reply #10 on: 24 Apr 2009, 21:48 »

who the heck is katy perry?
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Re: I'm listening to Katy Perry now.
« Reply #11 on: 24 Apr 2009, 21:52 »

This is Katy Perry:

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Re: I'm listening to Katy Perry now.
« Reply #12 on: 24 Apr 2009, 21:55 »

and these are here tits:


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Re: I'm listening to Katy Perry now.
« Reply #13 on: 24 Apr 2009, 21:58 »

now, if I were a straight man I'd...
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Re: I'm listening to Katy Perry now.
« Reply #14 on: 24 Apr 2009, 22:03 »

Here's looking at you









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Re: I'm listening to Katy Perry now.
« Reply #15 on: 24 Apr 2009, 22:04 »

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Re: I'm listening to Katy Perry now.
« Reply #16 on: 24 Apr 2009, 22:23 »

Golly!
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Re: I'm listening to Katy Perry now.
« Reply #17 on: 24 Apr 2009, 23:57 »

The rudest
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Re: I'm listening to Katy Perry now.
« Reply #18 on: 24 Apr 2009, 23:57 »

She's like a Zooey Deshanel that straight men are allowed to like.
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Re: I'm listening to Katy Perry now.
« Reply #19 on: 25 Apr 2009, 00:40 »

Straight men aren't allowed to like Zoey Deschanel?
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Re: I'm listening to Katy Perry now.
« Reply #20 on: 25 Apr 2009, 00:43 »

Straight men aren't allowed to like Zoey Deschanel?
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Re: I'm listening to Katy Perry now.
« Reply #21 on: 25 Apr 2009, 01:24 »

No one should be allowed to like Zooey Deschanel.
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Re: I'm listening to Katy Perry now.
« Reply #22 on: 25 Apr 2009, 01:33 »

/begs to differ

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Re: I'm listening to Katy Perry now.
« Reply #23 on: 25 Apr 2009, 01:49 »

Oh my sweet lord.

Oh, to be the meat in a Zooey/Katy sandwich.
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Re: I'm listening to Katy Perry now.
« Reply #24 on: 25 Apr 2009, 07:37 »

You realize that would probably make you Ben Gibbard, right?
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Re: I'm listening to Katy Perry now.
« Reply #25 on: 25 Apr 2009, 07:39 »

Zooey doesn't really do anything for me.
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Re: I'm listening to Katy Perry now.
« Reply #26 on: 25 Apr 2009, 08:01 »

Actually, yeah. I have a thing for her sister, though.
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Re: I'm listening to Katy Perry now.
« Reply #27 on: 25 Apr 2009, 08:11 »

I'd bone Bones.
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Re: I'm listening to Katy Perry now.
« Reply #29 on: 25 Apr 2009, 10:58 »

Boobs can be used in lieu of talent.
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Re: I'm listening to Katy Perry now.
« Reply #30 on: 25 Apr 2009, 11:04 »

Those are epic tits but man Zooey Deschanel
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Re: I'm listening to Katy Perry now.
« Reply #31 on: 25 Apr 2009, 11:15 »

Boobs can be used in lieu of talent.

Or you can be Jenny Lewis.

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Re: I'm listening to Katy Perry now.
« Reply #32 on: 25 Apr 2009, 11:15 »

man I dig Jenny Lewis but she has the plainest face
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Re: I'm listening to Katy Perry now.
« Reply #33 on: 25 Apr 2009, 11:20 »

You're telling me if you had her in bed, you'd be concentrating on her face?
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Re: I'm listening to Katy Perry now.
« Reply #34 on: 25 Apr 2009, 11:25 »

I mean.. yeah. I don't find her terribly attractive. She's a lovely musician though.
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Re: I'm listening to Katy Perry now.
« Reply #35 on: 25 Apr 2009, 11:42 »

I'm going to have to side with Shane on this one.
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Re: I'm listening to Katy Perry now.
« Reply #36 on: 25 Apr 2009, 12:47 »

protip: Katy Perry is (allegedly) naked on the internet, you guys.  Not linking because go find it yourself you lazy bastards.
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Re: I'm listening to Katy Perry now.
« Reply #37 on: 25 Apr 2009, 14:11 »

oh, you men
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Re: I'm listening to Katy Perry now.
« Reply #38 on: 26 Apr 2009, 02:17 »

protip: Katy Perry is (allegedly) naked on the internet, you guys.  Not linking because go find it yourself you lazy bastards.

If this is the thing that was around at the start of this year then it's 100% definitely not her.
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