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[LTK]

Hanners just got 25% more awesome.

[Dickbutt]

d'awwwww

[DaveSangor05]

Hanners has scored pwnage points ^_^

[ysth]

Honestly, the only difference is that old Hannelore was a lot more confident and spoke her mind. That and she used to straighten her hair, I guess.

And apparently had enough experience watching men and relationships to make snippy little comments about them, and to quickly both cut past the bs and sum up Marten's situation.

The latter has consistently been one of her skills.

[Is it cold in here?]

So would the receptors for the satellite uplink be called "Hantennae"?

[Malek]

I think its great Hanners can mess with people. I find it even better than she managed to get those done and her reasons as to why she didnt freak out,was something i plainly didnt see coming.

Still looking for Raven though.


Also what do you guys think would make the best Mascot fot CoD?

[LTK]

I think its great Hanners can mess with people. I find it even better than she managed to get those done and her reasons as to why she didnt freak out,was something i plainly didnt see coming.

Still looking for Raven though.


Also what do you guys think would make the best Mascot fot CoD?

The specialsaurus, maybe?

[ndperfesser]

Looks like Hanner's current prescription has a full complement of happy pills.

[Border Reiver]

I'm voiting for "Mom's going to be so pissed."

[akronnick]

So would the receptors for the satellite uplink be called "Hantennae"?

Only if they're having sex with Hannelore.

[Headwoünd]

Heh, "ass-butt".

[maij]

Heh, "ass-butt".

I read that as "ass-bot" the first time.

[Keebbles]

Heh, "ass-butt".

I read that as "ass-bot" the first time.

 In her closet no less? 

[raoullefere]

If Dora had only reversed that, Faye could have protested, "I am not! Fully clothed here!"

Southern-talk, Redneck Supplement: Butt-ass nekkid- Nude, and quite certainly, undeniably up to something. Usually caught in the act of said something. As in: "When I went looking for Janey-Sue, I found her in the back of his Trailblazer with Jimmy Flatts, both of 'em butt-ass nekkid."

[Kugai]

Hmmmm

Very logically thought out there Hanners.  Hey! - Maybe Hanners is part Vulcan!

 

Still, nice to know that she had the guts to get them done even with her germophobic tendencies. 

[Masterbainter]

boobies... Faye's in particular.  That is all.

[Is it cold in here?]

This wasn't a conventional setup/punchline strip. This was funny all the way through.

[themacnut]

Hope Dora is smart enough to refuse Hanner's...generous offer. Dora's insecure enough as it is.

[snubnose]

Well.. Faces are always unsymmetric .. its just a question about how unsymmetric, not if.

[pwhodges]

Studies have shown that we are more attracted to people with asymmetrical faces then to those with symmetrical ones.  Too much perfection puts us off.

[Blackcat Moebius]

I can't be the only one who thought that Faye's left boob was wearing the 'we love tips' sign.

[Jeff7]

@Blackcat Moebius: No, it couldn't be. If it was on her left boob, it would've said, "We love nips."

[maddness]

Or "We love tits."

[LTK]

Or "We love tits."

But that can be said for only one of the Coffee of Doom staff, right?

[satsugaikaze]

A T-shirt with the word "BEHOLD" printed on the chest would be more accurate.
Sore Thumbs reference.

So is there only one person in the Coffee of Doom staff that swings both ways? Never thought about it. I guess you're right.

[disaacs]

Hanner's wrong. I checked using GIMP and both her eyes have the same amount of green.

Maybe it's the lighting?

[ecstaticjoy]

lol, I want friends like hanners and faye.

[maddness]

Or "We love tits."

But that can be said for only one of the Coffee of Doom staff, right?

True, but I was thinking less of them having a sign that says "We love tits." and more of a sign that could be misread as "We love tits." that sits on the register at boob level when everyone that stants behid the register is female. 

[The Joker]

They'd sure as hell get more tips if they drew attention to their tits.

[littlefox]

They'd sure as hell get more tips if they drew attention to their tits.

With an all-female, all-attractive employee base, isn't that kind of how Coffee of Doom rolls?

[Kugai]

Ahh, the thoughts that come to mind.

 

[Keebbles]

Ahh, the thoughts that come to mind.

 

Puts a whole new twist on "want creme/milk with that?"   

[LTK]

Ahh, the thoughts that come to mind.

 

Puts a whole new twist on "want creme/milk with that?"   

But... that doesn't make sense. O_o

[raoullefere]

They'd sure as hell get more tips if they drew attention to their tits.

Puts a whole new twist on "want creme/milk with that?"   

How crude! <Inner Beavis snickering all the while>

Keebles, you're a bad influence on my wholesomeness.

[Border Reiver]

That would have implied that you ARE (as opposed having once been) wholesome.

[Is it cold in here?]

So is there only one person in the Coffee of Doom staff that swings both ways? Never thought about it. I guess you're right.

In #487, Raven recalled making out with a girl. There was also some ambiguity on her Twitter feed.

[The Joker]

Ahh, the thoughts that come to mind.

 

Puts a whole new twist on "want creme/milk with that?"   

But... that doesn't make sense. O_o

Yes, can you please explain what you mean?   

[Mr. Skawronska]

Not to mention her She-Hulk moment.

Did anybody else notice that Hanners' last line in that comic is "These are my pavorite pants?"

Pavorite?

Hmmm....

S

[Lost Coastlines]

Studies have shown that we are more attracted to people with asymmetrical faces then to those with symmetrical ones.  Too much perfection puts us off.

I actually have an irrational fear of biological symmetry.  This is usually the worst during the rainy season, when many earthworms are afoot.  Encounters with sea urchins are not pleasant, though infrequent.  I'm somewhat uncomfortable around people with hair parted down the middle.

[Jimor]

One of my favorite sig quotes is: "My parents visited a planet without bilateral symmetry and all I got was this stupid F-Shirt."

[ysth]

Hannelore is starting to look like Le Petit Prince.  But who is the snake?

[raoullefere]

That would have implied that you ARE (as opposed having once been) wholesome.

What? Am I not a paragon of purity?

<pauses, flips through comments past>

Perhaps I was speaking of what wholesomeness I yet retain.

They'd sure as hell get more tips if they drew attention to their tits.

Ahh, the thoughts that come to mind.
 

Puts a whole new twist on "want creme/milk with that?"   

For those of you slightly more innocent than I, slight twisting of mammary glands can, if they are active, cause them to spew forth milky, ah, goodness. Of course, this may only be my naive, unworldy interpretation of these posts. But there it is.

Oh, and: "Tits. Twist. Heheh heheh heheh."

[maddness]

Oh, and: "Tits. Twist. Heheh heheh heheh."

It's all fun and games until someone gets a purple nurple.

[Border Reiver]

Then someone puts it on a pay per view site and makes a mint.

[raoullefere]

Veronica Vance! So you've been breaking the third wall all this time as 'Border Reiver.' That explains...well, it doesn't explain a darn thing, actually.

How's the fruit-squishing biz?

[Border Reiver]

Not as good as it could be - my motivationally challenged son doesn't want to be part of the business and he's not as good at recruiting for me either - though I have my eye on this blonde from his building....

[raoullefere]

Ah, me. Children can be such a disappointment...glad I never had any…that I know of.

[maddness]

That's what she said.

[Border Reiver]

Ah, me. Children can be such a disappointment...glad I never had any…that I know of.

allow me then to illuminate you...