Topic: Guys, Tell Me I'm Pretty (Read 16448 times)

Professor Snuggles · « **on:** 26 Apr 2009, 00:29 »

I'm having a shitty night. Cheer me up! Tell me good things about myself.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #1 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 00:30 »

(95% chance trollstormur locks this thread)

yelley · « **Reply #2 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 00:31 »

i think you're a pretty okay guy, kieff. some people might have some bad things to say about you, but i am not one of them.

did i do it right?

Cartilage Head · « **Reply #3 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 00:41 »

Kieffer every time you come back after a while I think you are completely hilarious, then you just take a huge dump all over my opinion.

Lunchbox · « **Reply #4 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 00:57 »

I thought you were hotter in the Makeout Hobo days.
I mean you're still hot, but back then... *sigh*

Johnny C · « **Reply #5 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 01:13 »

I locked your Katy Perry thread.

As long as this doesn't turn into a conversation about your tits I'm alright with it.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #6 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 01:23 »

Quote from: Cartilage Head on 26 Apr 2009, 00:41

Kieffer every time you come back after a while I think you are completely hilarious, then you just take a huge dump all over my opinion.

I'm not trying to be funny this time. I've had a pretty shitty evening and I was looking for the internet to cheer me up.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #7 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 01:24 »

Quote from: Johnny C on 26 Apr 2009, 01:13

I locked your Katy Perry thread.

As long as this doesn't turn into a conversation about your tits I'm alright with it.

Woah I didn't even realize that thread had been locked.

ruyi · « **Reply #8 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 02:47 »

No, you tell me good things about myself.

Patrick · « **Reply #9 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 03:25 »

...think about this, Roo.

Dollface · « **Reply #10 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 03:44 »

You are pretty
you are my rick
you are my rock

even winds of time cant change you.

when i see you my mind starts playing Sade - cherry pie

Slick · « **Reply #11 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 06:37 »

Would telling you you're pretty really help you out that much?

Kieffer you're pretty.

Roo you're pretty too.

Johnny C, also pretty.

valley_parade · « **Reply #12 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 06:52 »

Kieffer, for being a kind of pretty dude, every single thread you've made in the past millennium has annoyed the pants off me, and I really don't like you anymore.

ledhendrix · « **Reply #13 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 06:55 »

Yeah I can only imagine if a new poster started the sort of threads that Animal Ghosts AKA Kieffer (although last time I referred to him with his real name he got all cranky and told me not to do it again) has been posting at the moment they would be told to lurk more and the threads would be locked very quickly.

Gilead · « **Reply #14 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 07:19 »

The slick sheen of your sallow, slimy skin disgusts me every time I look at you.

valley_parade · « **Reply #15 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 07:45 »

Quote from: ledhendrix on 26 Apr 2009, 06:55

Yeah I can only imagine if a new poster started the sort of threads that Animal Ghosts AKA Kieffer (although last time I referred to him with his real name he got all cranky and told me not to do it again) has been posting at the moment they would be told to lurk more and the threads would be locked very quickly.

Yeah, and I don't see why it's tolerated. Because he's been around for a while? because it's part of his charm?

Cernunnos · « **Reply #16 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 07:46 »

Quote from: valley_parade on 26 Apr 2009, 06:52

Kieffer, for being a kind of pretty dude, every single thread you've made in the past millennium has annoyed the pants off me, and I really don't like you anymore.

This, but I really don't think you are pretty.
Sorry man, word is you are a cool dude in meat life.

valley_parade · « **Reply #17 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 07:47 »

That too. Everyone says Kieffer is cool shit to hang out with, Why do you have to be such an annoying prick on here, man?

Coward · « **Reply #18 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 08:00 »

Brutal honesty. Neat.

Patrick · « **Reply #19 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 08:03 »

Complete thread reversal does 1d8 points of slashing damage to OP and poisons him for 1d4 for the next 5 turns.

WriterofAllWrongs · « **Reply #20 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 08:57 »

Kieffer from what I have recently seen of your posts you seem like a really cool guy in real life and very hit or miss where an internet is involved. Also, I like the Lucky Underwear thread.

Drill King · « **Reply #21 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 09:20 »

Oh lord forbid someone makes a pointless thread on the internet. It's not like the new york times is talking about your donglolololololololol.

Lighten up guys, it's so easy not to click any topic made by Kieffer

Emaline · « **Reply #22 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 09:39 »

Quote from: Cartilage Head on 26 Apr 2009, 00:41

Kieffer every time you come back after a while I think you are completely hilarious, then you just take a huge dump all over my opinion.

Quote from: valley_parade on 26 Apr 2009, 06:52

Kieffer, for being a kind of pretty dude, every single thread you've made in the past millennium has annoyed the pants off me, and I really don't like you anymore.

These, except I don't find you all that attractive(but I have a thing against dudes who willing dress like such a god damn hipster), which whatevs. I am sure you don't find me attractive either and that's all fine and dandy. I don't typically mind your posting, but as of late, its been somewhat whiny, and annoying, and it's like babysitting a spoil 5 year old. None of this is meant to offend you, I'm just being honest.

Quote from: Drill King on 26 Apr 2009, 09:20

Oh lord forbid someone makes a pointless thread on the internet. It's not like the new york times is talking about your donglolololololololol.

Lighten up guys, it's so easy not to click any topic made by Kieffer

Would you feel the same way if someone else posted those threads? It was mentioned earlier that if someone new posted those threads, they'd be told to lurk more and the threads locked, do you feel the same way?

De_El · « **Reply #23 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 10:02 »

Quote from: Drill King on 26 Apr 2009, 09:20

Oh lord forbid someone makes a pointless thread on the internet.

The slippery slope of this attitude is you can wave away any criticism and say "ITS JUST DA INTERNETS CHILL OUT GUYZ" even if you're being genuinely horrible. Not saying everything should be taken dead seriously, just be consistent.

Hey, AG. Instinct told me to call you Kieffer but apparently you wouldn't like that because really I don't know, and that's fine. You are a pretty attractive dude sometimes. I liked it when you were trying to be the 1970s, and I liked the beard you had for a while. I like some of your opinions on fashion and music, and you views on Israel/Palestine intrigue me because they are fairly well reasoned and very opposed to my own. You can be an asshole sometimes, but I think mostly you seem like more of an asshole than you are because you don't seem to filter the contents of your brain before you say things.

Drill King · « **Reply #24 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 10:20 »

Quote from: Emaline on 26 Apr 2009, 09:39

Quote from: Drill King on 26 Apr 2009, 09:20
Oh lord forbid someone makes a pointless thread on the internet. It's not like the new york times is talking about your donglolololololololol.

Lighten up guys, it's so easy not to click any topic made by Kieffer

Would you feel the same way if someone else posted those threads? It was mentioned earlier that if someone new posted those threads, they'd be told to lurk more and the threads locked, do you feel the same way?

Actually, yeah I do. Maybe it's just me but I don't mind that either, I've been on a large amount of forums in my time, and this is the most uptight one, but seems to have the most trouble/anxiety over bad posting, yet I've been on forums that have much more quality.

I don't know, if I don't like a poster, I don't click on a topic made by them, unless it's 10+ threads on the front page it doesn't really make a difference. But then again I have never had to not click a thread because I don't like a poster.

I think the amount of whining over new posters or people making pointless posts/etc is kind of ridiculous, and probably the reason there's so much stagnation. I know there's a lot of threads that I haven't made, even if they've been somewhat tolerable, because I do not want people to jump on me.

Quote from: De_El on 26 Apr 2009, 10:02

Quote from: Drill King on 26 Apr 2009, 09:20
Oh lord forbid someone makes a pointless thread on the internet.

The slippery slope of this attitude is you can wave away any criticism and say "ITS JUST DA INTERNETS CHILL OUT GUYZ" even if you're being genuinely horrible. Not saying everything should be taken dead seriously, just be consistent.

but the difference is there is nothing genuinely horrible in the past several threads made by kieffer, somewhat spammy? yes, bloggy? yes. But mean? horrible? no. Anyone that knows Kieffer knows that he's a genuinely nice dude, I really don't think it's that big of a deal for people who don't find something funny/interesting just not to click a thread. It's not like it's being blatantly mean and hurtful to anyone. I am all for berating that, but stupid threads are no reason to get your knickers in a knot.

snalin · « **Reply #25 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 10:33 »

Kieffer, I knew your name before I had ever seen you post. You might be a cool guy, you might be a dick, but, man, people really do care about you, one way or the other.

GenericName · « **Reply #26 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 10:44 »

AG, your avatar on Dirk Hopeless just before that was banned was really ugly and I blocked it after awhile, but I hear you are a good looking dude aside from that.

(Oh god I'm sorry for being such a creepy lurker and knowing these things)

EDIT: Also, everyone seems to really enjoy having you around as seen by the last rating thread.

Alex C · « **Reply #27 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 10:48 »

I'm with Andy on this. Despite my penchant for being a kneejerk contrarian at times, I still don't really begrudge people their posts, even if I do go so far as publicly disagree with it.

McTaggart · « **Reply #28 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 10:49 »

AG you're a good poster but all these threads about how shit we are/how good you are are fucking tedious. Maybe that's not the effect that you intend but that is how it comes across, to me anyway.

Slick · « **Reply #29 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 11:12 »

Man are people reacting to this thread or are people reacting to a conversation people assume we are having about somebody?

ledhendrix · « **Reply #30 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 11:20 »

I'm trying to say that it's pretty unfair how, a poster who has been around before/people know, gets away with making up silly threads that would otherwise be left alone or turn into a giant post with people going it was a new poster. I mean he posted the "I'm listening to Avril Lavrigne" and the "I'm listening to Kate Perry" threads. If someone who just had one post and no one knew came along and did that they would probably just be told to shut the fuck up and post it in the "What am I listening to right now" thread.

I've not really got any beef with AG. More my problem is with the way that people will happily jump on a thread started by a new poster and tell him to shut the hell up and lurk more, whilst a ridiculous thread like this, with a main point that could have easily been made in the blog thread (It's there for a reason) gets respected members of the forums posting in it and not telling AG to move it into the blog thread.

WriterofAllWrongs · « **Reply #31 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 11:28 »

But people know Keiffer is the thing. You put up with much more from someone you are familiar with than a complete stranger. It's taken as humourous instead of retarded because the people here generally know that he's not retarded, he's just being silly. This doesn't mean it's right, but it's certainly understandable.

Drill King · « **Reply #32 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 11:34 »

Quote from: ledhendrix on 26 Apr 2009, 11:20

I'm trying to say that it's pretty unfair how, a poster who has been around before/people know, gets away with making up silly threads that would otherwise be left alone or turn into a giant post with people going it was a new poster. I mean he posted the "I'm listening to Avril Lavrigne" and the "I'm listening to Kate Perry" threads. If someone who just had one post and no one knew came along and did that they would probably just be told to shut the fuck up and post it in the "What am I listening to right now" thread.

I've not really got any beef with AG. More my problem is with the way that people will happily jump on a thread started by a new poster and tell him to shut the hell up and lurk more, whilst a ridiculous thread like this, with a main point that could have easily been made in the blog thread (It's there for a reason) gets respected members of the forums posting in it and not telling AG to move it into the blog thread.

I agree with this.

DonInKansas · « **Reply #33 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 11:47 »

Quote from: WriterofAllWrongs on 26 Apr 2009, 11:28

But people know Keiffer is the thing. You put up with much more from someone you are familiar with than a complete stranger. It's taken as humourous instead of retarded because the people here generally know that he's not retarded, he's just being silly. This doesn't mean it's right, ~~but it's certainly understandable~~.

Fixed. The double standard around here is much more obvious than a lot of forums I frequent. But hey, whatever. I don't take any of it all that serious.

BrittanyMarie · « **Reply #34 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 11:52 »

Would he have gotten as many replies? Keiffer, you're an attention whore but I don't mind. I offered to let you sleep on my couch once but you ended up not coming up this way, or I think going at all, but if you do ever decide to again and need a place to sleep say between Seattle and MPLS, the offer still stands.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #35 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 12:09 »

Guys I am not even being mean anymore! I am just making jokes on an internet forum that seems to have forgotten how to make them.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #36 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 12:10 »

Except this thread wasn't a joke, I just had a bad night. I didn't really need people to tell me I was pretty, I was actually looking for more meaningful feedback, and I guess I got it?

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #37 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 12:10 »

Quote from: Animal Ghosts on 26 Apr 2009, 12:09

Guys I am not even being mean anymore! I am just making jokes on an internet forum that seems to have forgotten how to make them.

Fuck, I guess this post was kind of mean though wasn't it.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #38 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 12:13 »

I don't make these threads posts in the massive threads designed for that purpose because those threads are terrifying entrenched behemoths and also they make me feel like another homogenous internet boarder with feelings and opinions.

And I ain't going out like that

StaedlerMars · « **Reply #39 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 12:26 »

Guys, point is, before AG's other threads, every single thread was about 'man, i'm sad, i'm frustrated, i'm upset.' that or the pointless thread. The top of these boards were pretty much constantly dominated by about five threads, and if you don't post in these, then you're pretty much not part of the forums.

I am by no means one of the old forum members, but about a year ago, the front page of this sub forum was a lot more interesting to read. Maybe the move to the Discuss has slowed this down a lot. But the pointless thread has also leeched a lot of good discussion topics. Now when people see something fun they'll put it in the pointless thread, where it kinda gets lost amongst all the other stuff.

Yeah, having everything so centered and organized is neat, but it means that it's all a lot less personal.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #40 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 12:30 »

Quote from: Ptommydski on 26 Apr 2009, 12:11

Hey Kieffer.

Hey tommy! I am sorry I used to be a huge dick to you, it was completely undeserved. I think you probably just figured it all out a little before I did, and did what you thought best at the time. You are a solid individual, doggo, and if I am ever not on probation/allowed to leave the country/wherever the fuck you are, I would be honored to buy you such as the tastiest glass of single malt and talk the talk of men.

sean · « **Reply #41 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 12:56 »

hi kieffer. i know you don't know me so you won't want me to use your name but i hate calling people by their internet names. it feels weird.

anyway you seem to come off as an alright dude. i mean i have seen you be an ass and i cant say im a fan of your musical tastes. but thats okay since you seem to be pretty alright right now. and i could really give a flying fuck if you make these kinds of topics, just as long as you don't increase the pace.

hey so thats what i think.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #42 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 14:35 »

I am not cool, the multipost thing is just because I like the way it forces pauses and breaks into the readers comprehension.

Tom · « **Reply #43 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 14:45 »

Hey Kieffer, I think you're pretty cool. When you're here the whole subforum picks up speed 'cause people are getting all riled up over inane happenings and shit starts happening.

A Shoggoth on the Roof · « **Reply #44 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 14:50 »

kieffer, I don't really know you at all, but, as an overly hormonal teenager, I would totally fuck you. you sexy beast.
of course, as an overly hormonal teenager there's a good chance I'll screw anything with a nice enough face

Slick · « **Reply #45 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 16:50 »

Quote from: Animal Ghosts on 26 Apr 2009, 14:35

the multipost thing is just because I like the way it forces pauses and breaks into the readers comprehension.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #46 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 17:54 »

Wait did I actually post that or did I get ghost edited?

Cuz I meant like, the way you have line breaks in poetry and stuff, which forces a meter into the reading, and messes with the flow.

It's a method of emphasis.

Joseph · « **Reply #47 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 17:59 »

Hi Kieffer.

I guess I don't really talk to you ever or anything. But you used to be in Gabbly when I would be in Gabbly and that was pretty alright.

Joseph · « **Reply #48 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 18:00 »

What I am trying to emphasize is that like many folks on this forum, you're a pretty cool dude.

Joseph · « **Reply #49 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 18:01 »

I guess there are also ~~some~~ incredibly many cool ladies.

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Gilead