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michaelicious:
Dear Dr. Dollface,

How do I go about existing as a wave phenomenon -- you know, pulsing in a distorted spiral with its origin in the Sun and its terminal in Betelgeuse?

Thanks,
Michael

TheFuriousWombat:
ITT: dollface tries too hard to live up to expectations.

BlahBlah:
Dr Dollface,

What's the best way to get to sleep? It takes me hours sometimes. Any suggestions would be much appreciated.

Dollface:

--- Quote from: Elizzybeth on 30 Apr 2009, 12:28 ---What do I do if I ever catch that bicycle thief?

--- End quote ---

go to pet shop and buy two rats (maybe those white ones) then buy plastic tube (just about size that rats can go through it IT MUST BE see trought tube)

slowly cut his/hers arms and legs of (make sure you dont kill him/he, you only need to know where he/she lives) make sure you make her/his stumb of arms useless to attachs to his/hers body.

now that you done that carry that fucker to her/his parrents doorstep place those limps about 1 inch away from the stup where they should been.

now you can use that tube and rats.

place end ef that tube in her/his mouth (you can use tabe if there is sruggle)  get some old newspapers, put those rats in that tube stuff that en with those old newspapers and lit.

now its just pure entertaining which rat is going to chew its way to out.


and remember see the horror on that fuckers parrents.

Dazed:
Dr. Dollface how will I know when I get the swine flu

Also what kind of shampoo do you use

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