Topic: Pandemic panic (Read 16277 times)

Dazed · « **Reply #50 on:** 02 May 2009, 19:49 »

They can use their thick skulls and immunity to pain to butt through doors though!

Nodaisho · « **Reply #51 on:** 02 May 2009, 19:53 »

Quote from: WriterofAllWrongs on 02 May 2009, 19:48

Quote from: Nodaisho on 02 May 2009, 18:59
Pigs also have thick skulls. At least wild pigs do. Handguns won't do it for headshots, unless you use a magnum, +P+ 9mm, .357 sig, or 10mm auto.

Which, according to Max Brooks' Zombie Survival Guide, means you have to turn to swords, which means you have to turn to katanas.

Or just use a rifle, like you should be doing. 30 (or 40, without getting into drums) rounds beats 6, 15, or even 20 any day of the week. And the farther I get from a zombie pig, the better.

WriterofAllWrongs · « **Reply #52 on:** 02 May 2009, 21:26 »

I just realized I misread 'handguns' as just 'guns'. Whoops!

Zingoleb · « **Reply #53 on:** 02 May 2009, 22:57 »

Fuck you guys

I'm constantly terrified of being eaten by zombies and now I'm unloading rounds in my bacon so that it won't eat me before I eat it

Melodic · « **Reply #54 on:** 02 May 2009, 23:51 »

Zombie pigoons?

Zingoleb · « **Reply #55 on:** 02 May 2009, 23:54 »

ZOMBIE SHITE FLYING FROM THE SKIES

Thomas Edison · « **Reply #56 on:** 03 May 2009, 00:01 »

Swine flu makes everything zombirific.

Inlander · « **Reply #57 on:** 03 May 2009, 00:50 »

PANDEMIC! PANDEMIC RIGHT HERE! GOT THAT PANDEMIC!

snalin · « **Reply #58 on:** 03 May 2009, 07:21 »

Quote from: Tybalt on 02 May 2009, 18:29

Are you allowed to actually fix something when you say "fixed"? It took me about 5 minutes to realize it wasn't a joke.

I usually use "fixed that for you" when I joke. Mabye "fixed bad link" would've been better.

Josefbugman · « **Reply #59 on:** 03 May 2009, 08:01 »

Thats actually kind of a scary picture.

HellStorm · « **Reply #60 on:** 03 May 2009, 08:09 »

I'll bet they're really planning the best way to chew on each others brains there.

Patrick · « **Reply #61 on:** 03 May 2009, 08:40 »

Quote from: Nodaisho on 02 May 2009, 18:59

Pigs also have thick skulls. At least wild pigs do. Handguns won't do it for headshots, unless you use a magnum, +P+ 9mm, .357 sig, or 10mm auto.

I'm going to be buying a Glock 30, fucker fires a .45 APC. Think that'll do the trick?

DonInKansas · « **Reply #62 on:** 03 May 2009, 09:52 »

Quote from: Josefbugman on 02 May 2009, 12:45

hells about 50 years ago we were still giving labotomies to children for being too "excuberent".

We still are. Only in pill form instead of brain chopping.

Nodaisho · « **Reply #63 on:** 03 May 2009, 10:19 »

Quote from: Patrick on 03 May 2009, 08:40

Quote from: Nodaisho on 02 May 2009, 18:59
Pigs also have thick skulls. At least wild pigs do. Handguns won't do it for headshots, unless you use a magnum, +P+ 9mm, .357 sig, or 10mm auto.

I'm going to be buying a Glock 30, fucker fires a .45 APC. Think that'll do the trick?

While firing an armored personnel carrier at someone would be effective, it seems ammo would be prohibitively heavy (you're looking for ACP, but the typo was funny). And apparently, it doesn't, some people in switzerland tested it out in order to pick defense pistols for going pig hunting. I'm not sure even the +P+ 9mm ammo does the job, but most of it is pretty much the same as 357 sig.

Don, at least the pills aren't permanent, and you can choose to go off them.

StaedlerMars · « **Reply #64 on:** 03 May 2009, 10:26 »

Quote from: Nodaisho on 03 May 2009, 10:19

And apparently, it doesn't, some people in switzerland tested it out in order to pick defense pistols for going pig hunting.

Come zombie pig apocalypse, the Swiss will be prepared.

Just like they are prepared for everything. ever

(Guys, I'm a little bit afraid of the eminent Swiss invasions)

David_Dovey · « **Reply #65 on:** 03 May 2009, 10:27 »

Would the Swiss still be neutral in a war they started?

Josefbugman · « **Reply #66 on:** 03 May 2009, 10:47 »

The swiss don't start conflicts, they finish them

Also pills are easy to stop taking, growing bits of your brain back... thats a bit harder.

Dollface · « **Reply #67 on:** 03 May 2009, 10:58 »

Lahti l-39, 600 Nitro Express revolver and XM-79 grenade launcher

overkill is the only kill i know.

Ozymandias · « **Reply #68 on:** 03 May 2009, 11:18 »

Oh good more jacking off about guns

Dollface · « **Reply #69 on:** 03 May 2009, 11:24 »

next stop, sexy ladies and fast cars.

StaedlerMars · « **Reply #70 on:** 03 May 2009, 11:26 »

and then, switzerland.

A Shoggoth on the Roof · « **Reply #71 on:** 03 May 2009, 11:32 »

Quote

next stop, sexy ladies and fast cars

I've always preferred guns, sexy ladies, and motorcycles.

Josefbugman · « **Reply #72 on:** 03 May 2009, 11:33 »

TBH, the leg gun would be a bit of a turn off for me.

Patrick · « **Reply #73 on:** 03 May 2009, 11:47 »

It's good to know that it serves more than just the purpose of transport and having a physically attractive shape, though.

Josefbugman · « **Reply #74 on:** 03 May 2009, 11:48 »

True but you know using it in your HANDS might make it more useful.

StaedlerMars · « **Reply #75 on:** 03 May 2009, 14:43 »

If you ever need to be catapulted over a concrete fence and land in the middle of an army of demented zombie types you'll see how nice that gun for leg is.

Darkbluerabbit · « **Reply #76 on:** 03 May 2009, 18:26 »

Quote from: Melodic on 02 May 2009, 23:51

Zombie pigoons?

If this is a Margaret Atwood reference, my day just got a lot better.

A Wet Helmet · « **Reply #77 on:** 03 May 2009, 18:48 »

Quote from: ViolentDove on 02 May 2009, 15:16

Also this is awesome: pimp my swine flu mask

I lived in Washington State when Mt. St Helens blew up and we had to wear those masks around for a couple of weeks until the ash was gone. We did the same thing. Somewhere there are some great pictures of me and my sister with some crazy shit my dad drew on our masks for us.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #78 on:** 04 May 2009, 20:55 »

Quote from: Jeans on 03 May 2009, 17:19

Magriiiiiitte

Jens sometimes I wonder if we're not the same person

Zingoleb · « **Reply #79 on:** 05 May 2009, 01:44 »

Cinco de Mayo celebrations may be muted due to the swine flu. I just read something to that effect.

You mean...the Day of the Dead might not be as happy as it usually is because people are dying? What travesty.

Patrick · « **Reply #80 on:** 05 May 2009, 02:06 »

Cinco de Mayo =! Dia de los Muertos

Zingoleb · « **Reply #81 on:** 05 May 2009, 02:13 »

My Spanish teacher sucks ass. I'd go tell her this except I think I'd be arrested if I ever went near the school again.

Every fifth of May we had to learn about this goddamn holiday and colour in paper skulls to appease them.

Edit: Aww. I fail. I don't like being ignorant.

Tom · « **Reply #82 on:** 05 May 2009, 04:01 »

Quote from: Zingoleb on 05 May 2009, 01:44

Cinco de Mayo celebrations may be muted due to the swine flu. I just read something to that effect.

You mean...the Day of the Dead might not be as happy as it usually is because people are dying? What travesty.

Ã¶de · « **Reply #83 on:** 05 May 2009, 04:28 »

Quote from: Zingoleb on 05 May 2009, 02:13

I don't like being ignorant.

Look things up before talking about them then?

A Wet Helmet · « **Reply #84 on:** 05 May 2009, 05:57 »

Quote from: Patrick on 05 May 2009, 02:06

Cinco de Mayo =! Dia de los Muertos

=! != !=

Dazed · « **Reply #85 on:** 05 May 2009, 07:48 »

≠ ?

WriterofAllWrongs · « **Reply #86 on:** 05 May 2009, 07:52 »

Ã¶de · « **Reply #87 on:** 05 May 2009, 08:28 »

Will · « **Reply #88 on:** 05 May 2009, 08:54 »

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est · « **Reply #89 on:** 05 May 2009, 10:04 »

8==D~~O:?

Speaking of the zombie guide, solanum doesn't infect animals, it just kills them. It also says "be on the alert for suspicious explanations such as West Nile virus or mad cow disease. Either could be examples of a cover up".

or perhaps maybe "Swine Flu"?

Guys, I am maybe gonna be stocking up on canned food and crowbars, ok?

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #90 on:** 05 May 2009, 10:44 »

OH SHIT

WE'RE FUCKED NOW

Tyler · « **Reply #91 on:** 05 May 2009, 11:59 »

Can we end this thread yet?

Jace · « **Reply #92 on:** 05 May 2009, 12:52 »

Quote from: Tyler on 05 May 2009, 11:59

Can we end this thread yet?

21 more posts about zombies, then 3 pages of jacking off about guns and we can end the thread.

Patrick · « **Reply #93 on:** 21 May 2009, 06:14 »

http://www.onemorelevel.com/game/pandemic_2

This thread is just getting started.

jhocking · « **Reply #94 on:** 21 May 2009, 06:28 »

When I went to visit my sister in Boston Harvard dental school was closed because of swine flu (she's a student there.) One of the other students had caught swine flu.

I was so close to dying

Ballard · « **Reply #95 on:** 21 May 2009, 08:01 »

That's a shame Joe Hocking.

Ally I told you to finish the god damn job!

JD · « **Reply #96 on:** 21 May 2009, 15:09 »

Quote from: Zombiedude on 02 May 2009, 08:21

Creating pandemics is fun

*wag of that finger to Patrick*

MrBlu · « **Reply #97 on:** 21 May 2009, 16:40 »

Quote from: Will on 02 May 2009, 06:18

Quote from: scarred on 02 May 2009, 00:48
http://doihaveswineflu.org/

I was so hoping this was going to be like http://hasthelhcdestroyedtheearth.com where if you looked at the page source it was full of snarky goodness. Other than the keywords, I was left disappointed.

OH MY GOD, IS DISAPPOINTMENT A SYMPTOM OF...SWINE FLU?!?!?

(I checked the source before I saw this post)
I found:


and

<meta name="author" content="Pigsy McFlu" />

That was a good laugh.

ViolentDove · « **Reply #98 on:** 21 May 2009, 16:44 »

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #99 on:** 21 May 2009, 16:45 »

Because of swine flu my friend won't be able to live in Japan over the summer.

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