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are you feeling lonely?
iamiam:
it's getting to be that beautiful time of year again, and everyone is looking for a summer fling. unfortunately, not everyone will be lucky enough to find one :(
don't be left all alone yet again this summer! for only $19.99 a month i will be YOUR fake internet girlfriend!
this basic package includes:
*biweekly photos taken at bizarre myspace angles!
*nightly instant messaging conversations*!
*daily 'i'm thinking of you' pokes on facebook!
*weekly love letters!
that's not all! for an extra fee you may receive the following add-ons!:
$2.99: i will leave you cute and loving posts on your facebook wall, and always 'like' and comment on your status, so that everyone see what a sexy girlfriend you have!
$4.99: the basic skype package - up to 20 hours of skype sessions!
$8.99: the sexy skype package - you choose what i wear to the skype session**!
$14.99: more frequent and naughtier photos!
$99.99: nudes - (monthly batch of ten: you choose clothing, poses and location!)
NEW: try out 'my real life fake gf' package now! for $29.99/month you will receive all basic perks, and can also have me flown*** to where you live for up to three days at a time! i will be glad to meet all your friends and family!
there is no need to feel sad and lonely this summer! try out the perks of having an internet gf today!
*only first hour included, after which hourly rates of $3.99/hr apply
**choices are limited to select outfits
***travel costs not included
KvP:
I'll give you $12 for a month of all of that.
Inlander:
It's coming up to winter where I am. I'm gonna need a fake wife.
Lunchbox:
I feel like you are under-charging, Mai. That seems like a lot of work.
iamiam:
apparently i am not worth more than $12 >:\
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