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are you feeling lonely?
snalin:
I'd pay, hadn't that stuff been made illegal just a couple of months ago. :'(
calenlass:
Man give me a couple of weeks to save up and I will be all up ons.
Also you should give discounted rates (like 10%) for the privilege of taking you shopping and buying you things.
KvP:
Mai, this is America. The market decides your worth.
Your worth is $12. To sweeten the deal I will throw in 2 trips to a chain diner (Denny's is preferable, but I will tolerate Village Inn) during which I will pay for an entree and side of your choice.
Can't beat a deal like that, darling, not in this economy.
Johnny C:
What went unmentioned in the first post is that I am the male counterpart in this organization. I guess it's up to me to make the announcements!
That's right, for (mostly) the same prices and (mostly) the same services you can have me as your fake boyfriend*. Additional terms and details to come later.
*If you've used this service in the past, don't worry. You won't be charged retroactively. This is because I am customer-oriented.
SirJuggles:
Question:
Is Fake Internet Girlfriend Inc. prepared to deal with a possible rush of clients? What plans are in place to ensure that service to paying clients continues during times of high demand? Potential buyers wish to be informed.
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