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HellStorm:
You have another couple of weeks to work on the project. The project becomes your life, and you spend every minute of every day working on it. You die from malnutrition.
I wish I could have a tidy room without me having to tidy it.
MarkTBSc:
Criminals break into your home and steal everything you own, down to the carpets, leaving the place empty and spotless.
I wish I didn't have to worry about money ever again.
axerton:
the zombie apocolypse comes, you never have to worry about money again because the world has collapsed.
I wish my computer would work properly
benji:
Your computer is secretly part of the machine conspiracy to take over the world that has been malfunctioning all these years. "Working properly" means that it takes it's rightful place as the leader of the great machine revolt and you're the first against the wall.
I wish my air conditioner actually made it about 10 degrees cooler in here.
Tom:
Air conditioner makes the ambient temperature of your room 10 degrees cooler but only momentarily as it soon starts to plummet towards absolute zero, causing untold damage as the thermal and pressure equilibrium try to balance each other.
I wish I didn't have a predisposition towards alcoholism.
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