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20 jazz funk greats:
you are stuck watching it on an infinite loop.
(not terribly creative, but i have major writer's block at the moment  :|)

i wish i could get rid of my writer's block!

Christophe:
You do, when you get down to writing a horrifyingly dense collection of Harry Potter Fur Slashfic.

I wish I could stop looking at porn.

Yayniall:
Instead of looking at porn you become a peeping Tom.

I wish I could exist on four hours of sleep without any adverse effects.

Patrick:
You wind up being bored every night that your schedule doesn't demand that you lose sleep, leading you to become very bored, driving you insane and slowly leading you to The Suicide.

I wish my whole life were as amazingly beautiful as tonight was.

Tom:
Your whole life is as amazingly beautiful as tonight was because you experience the same night over and over again. Trapped in a continual loop of beauty you lose your mind and find tragic release.

I wish there was an easier way to tell your folks that the reason why the download quota has been all used up is because you've been downloading lots of porn.

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