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scarred:
You are the most unique, most horrifying piece of poo ever. Normal toilets are unable to flush you. You are bronzed and put in the Smithsonian for study.

I wish there was a zombie outbreak so I could show off my mad survival skillz!

Tom:
You get bitten only hours into the zombie apocalypse, don't worry you can regenerate.



I wish I was immune to the t-virus.

Trevlordyte:
You are immune to the T-virus, but you have spinal meningitis.
I wish I had a new laptop.

Barmymoo:
Your new laptop is a specially-commissioned remake of the Osbourne 1. It weighs 24 pounds, the screen is 5" wide and you can only use floppy disks.

I wish my hair never needed cutting or washing.

redglasscurls:
Congratulations, you have breast cancer. The chemo is a bitch, but you never have to cut or wash your bald head.

I wish my car insurance were more affordable

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