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HellStorm:
You have to work 23 hour shifts instead.
I wish this couch was comfier.
Masterbainter:
option 1: It is. In fact it's so much more comfier that you are unable to get up. It's like an addiction that you can't leave. You become larthargic and Obese on your couch. Why should you move when your roommate will bring you food. It's not like you're out doing bad things, right? Your significant other eventually tires of your waste of time. Your roommate gets married and moves out. If you had children they mock you, and not even behind your back. You become sad and depressed. You want to end your life. That would of course mean you'd have to get up and somehow kill yourself. You live a long extremely lonely and boring life sitting there on your couch.
(I know I'm breaking the rules, but..)
option 2: there is a dildo glued to the cushion. You somehow find that this is comfier. You sick bastard!
I wish I had scooby doo snacks
Thomas Edison:
You have Scooby Doo Snacks!
I poisoned them.
You'll die soon.
I wish I was snowboarding right now.
Masterbainter:
You are snowboarding. It's on Mt Everest. You only have a snowboard. You're a frozen corpse snowboarding down a mountain.
I wish for infinite intelligence.
Dollface:
Knowing everything drives you over the edge and you spend rest of your life in padded cell, wearing straightjacket and shitting in your pants.
I wish that that i wasnt so shy and timid when talking to girls.
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