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Bedazzled thread
est:
You are a pretty pretty fairy. You fall in love with a real-sized man, who returns your love in kind. Alas your magic does not extend to resizing either yourself or him, so you live your life knowing you have found your soulmate yet cannot consummate your love.
I wish I had some sort of superpower.
Zingoleb:
Your superpower is that you can shoot sunscreen out of your eyes.
I wish I had a job.
Christophe:
You receive a handjob. I mean, it's a pretty decent one but it doesn't get you paid.
I wish I was internet famous.
JD:
You get so internet famous people write fan fictions about you.
I wish I had awesome guitar playing skillz.
Elizzybeth:
(While you were typing...) I'm going to post it anyway.
--- Quote from: Christophe on 15 Jun 2009, 18:35 ---I wish I was internet famous.
--- End quote ---
You are internet famous for your bodice-ripping Twilight fan fiction. Your biggest fan becomes your biggest stalker, and she's pretty so it would be okay, except that her idea of a good time is chaining you in her rat-filled basement to feed you on bread, water, and Viagra. This gets old within the first twenty-four hours, but she doesn't release you for twenty-four years.
Zombiedude, you become unbelievably talented at playing the guitar, but you get no pleasure out of playing whatsoever. People are constantly encouraging you to play, but you are miserable and the record deal you get only serves to remind that you'll never manage to get away from this.
I wish I had a pet rabbit.
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