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Bedazzled thread
Thomas Edison:
You're skin is now so awesome, it's become sentient and decided to leave your body, as your muscles and organs and such are just keeping your blob of skin from fufilling it's full potential. Whilst you sleep, it tears itself from you, leaving you to bleed slowly to death as it persues a business degree at Havard. Several years later it brings an end to the world's economic problems, but you get no credit at all for it being your skin. It's is now Jose Chuck Abdul Flakyflesh.
I wish I could sleep.
JD:
You fall to sleep, but you wake up a thousand years into the future.In said future, Attack Attack! are revered as gods.
I wish the wii had better games.
est:
Nintendo releases a slew of as yet un-mentioned games that are all jaw-droppingly awesome. However, they are Japanese-only, region-locked and require a $500 add-on to enable the Wii to play them.
I wish my car wasn't so broken, or that I would somehow magically win a brand new car.
Lines:
You magically win a Hot Wheels car. It is an electric blue Mustang, but alas, it is smaller than your palm.
I wish I had more chicken.
Zingoleb:
You have unlimited amounts of chicken - live chicken, constantly being dropped from helicopters to bombard your house. Chickens are flying through your windows, breaking down your doors, coming up through your toilet and overrunning your life.
I wish I was a pretty, pretty fairy.
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