[15:44] tommydski: if someone asked me
[15:44] tommydski: which would you prefer as a discovery/invention
[15:44] tommydski: out of fire
[15:44] tommydski: and the iPhone
[15:44] tommydski: i would choose the iPhone
[15:45] tommydski: fire is basically useless as an MP3 player
[15:45] tommydski: can't play DivX
[15:45] tommydski: fire takes very bad photos
[15:45] tommydski: it doesn't allow me to check Facebook or use the BBC iPlayer
[15:46] tommydski: fire also doesn't seem to compatible with Skype
[15:46] tommydski: which is a massive oversight considering how long it has been available and how popular Skype is now
[15:47] Darryl: when was the last time fire had a firmware update?
[15:47] tommydski: Prometheus hasn't even released any updates since the original beta as far as I know
[15:47] Darryl: yeah, I was about to say
[15:47] Rob: tommy, without fire you would not have your precious ipod
[15:47] Darryl: it feels like it has a lot of bugs that should have been worked out by now
[15:47] tommydski: i mean
[15:47] tommydski: yeah
[15:47] Darryl: fire gets really really hot, for one thing
[15:47] tommydski: it was okay
[15:48] tommydski: i Paypal'd him some money when he had his liver eaten by an Eagle
[15:48] tommydski: but the dude has majorly dropped the ball
[15:48] Ozy: Fucking nerd
[15:49] Darryl: basically, fire has lost the lead it had
[15:49] Darryl: it has been surpassed
[15:49] Darryl: there is no reason to own fire anymore
[15:49] tommydski: yeah
[15:50] tommydski: we need to change a lot of popular culture to reflect this
[15:50] tommydski: Try to Set the Night on iPhone
[15:50] tommydski: this one goes out to the one i love
[15:50] tommydski: iPhooooooooone
[15:51] tommydski: Pale iPhone by Vladimir Nabokov
[15:52] Christopher: I FEEL LIKE I WANNA
[15:52] Christopher: I WANNA SET MYSELF ON IPHONE
[15:52] tommydski: hahaha
[15:52] tommydski: that's the best one i think
[15:52] tommydski: we'll change it to
[15:52] tommydski: I wanna set myself up with an iPhone
[15:53] tommydski: guy will be thrilled
[15:53] tommydski: iPhone in the Disco
[15:53] tommydski: iPhone in the Gates of Hell
[15:53] tommydski: i have used my iPhone in a disco
[15:53] Emilio.: Things We Lost In The Iphone
[15:53] tommydski: haha
[15:54] Christopher: don't touch me, my bed's on the iPhone
[15:54] Emilio.: my ipod actually has a fair amounf of "lost" music
[15:54] Darryl: come on baby light my iPhone
[15:54] andy: I will crush your iphone under the weight of my giant labia
[15:55] Emilio.: like, my itunes somehow messed up and added the songs but not as audio files?
[15:55] Ozy: Smoke on the water; iPhone in the Sky?
[15:55] Christopher: iPhone-eyed boy, give 'em all the split
[15:55] Emilio.: love ---> building on iPhone
[15:55] Christopher: don caballero- iPhone back about your new baby's sex
[15:56] Ozy: iPhones coming out of a monkey's head
[15:56] Darryl: Set Yourself on iPhone
[15:57] Ozy: I fell into a burning ring of iPhones
[15:57] tommydski: yeah i think we just wrote Apple's next advertising campaign for them
[15:57] Darryl: this conversation is still better if you replace the word "iPhone" with "John Candy"