a little salty (though that is probably because of the salt).
Hey JD, I really like your penis, man.
MACHINS CON ESFU EPETE
Mortal Sin Cake
[22:49] Quietus: I'm personally imagining a white supremacist locked in his basement, furtively listening to Parliament on headphones[22:49] Quietus: "Oh, lawd, why must them coons rock me so"
CHEESE OH LORD YES
It's a roasted cocoa bean, commonly found in vaginas.
With cake ownership set to C and cake consumption set to K, then C + K = 0. So indeed as one consumes a cake, one simultaneously deprives oneself of cake ownership.
Well yes but (sorry andy) she doesn't look half as fucking bad ass as this motherfucker in Poland.Dude is hardcore.
PB&N&J (N is for Nutella, spread of the gods)
There's this really handy "other thing" I'm going to write as a footnote to my abstract that I can probably explore these issues in. I think I'll call it my "dissertation."
Cross-dressing national monuments are always exciting.
gave me some soy sauce to hide the burnt.
Everything can be much better with just a little bit of frying.
Sandwiches can be much better with just a little bit of frying. I bought a ham because they were on sale so I-chopped and fried half an onion-pushed the onion to the side to make space for two slunks of ham-after flipping the ham pieces, put the onions on top of them followed with some grated cheddar cheese-transfered the pieces onto two pieces of baguette that was prepped with mayoyum.
Liz is touching me.
Fuck you, I want him so bad.
[00:30] KharBevNor: Crawling undead terrorcocks
-usage of the word "slunk"