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[Johnny C]

Translation Party takes what you type in and runs it through a Japanese translator in order to try and find phrases that match. It will do so almost indefinitely. Let's have some fun with it!

For example, if we run the Mr. Spriggs BBQ commercial's now-legendary first line through it, we go from

gimme some of that mm-mm good, meat falls off the bone. baby, i'm hungry. i said, baby, you hungry? let's head to Mr. Spriggs and get us some ribs. 1017 south air depot.

to

Meat and bone loss, mm mm good size Saizusaizusaizu Saizusaizusaizu Saizusaizusaizu Saizusaizusaizusaizu Saizusaizusaizu Saizusaizusaizu. Baby, I'm hungry. Is my baby hungry? In the spring, was to get the ribs in the head of his company. 1017 Air Force Base, South Africa.

If you think the transition is funny enough, feel free to add a link! For example, the lyrics to Millionaires' "Alcohol" go through some funny permutations. Or post whatever you feel like! Post what inspires you. If something strikes you that gets posted, respond to it! Let's make this a wonderful celebration of miscommunication, everyone.

[Slick]

"Surprise sex!" does not converge.

[loco_banana]

killing me softly with his song, telling my whole life with his words - lauryn hill

-scooby doo screen wipe-

He kills a quiet voice, singing my life teaching

[phooey]

"And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." -Nietzsche
---
"Pitt, Hukashi铉渊Please find Wu."

I'm sort of sad my computer right now doesn't 'do' symbols.

[Merrick]

Boner Shark = Bonheddoshaku


 

[tania]

Not everyone understands what a completely rational process this is, this maintenance of a motorcycle. They think it's some kind of a "knack" or some kind of "affinity for machines" in operation. They are right, but the knack is almost purely a process of reason, and most of the troubles are caused by what old time radio men called a "short between the earphones," failures to use the head properly. A motorcycle functions entirely in accordance with the laws of reason, and a study of the art of motorcycle maintenance is really a miniature study of the art of rationality itself. I said yesterday that the ghost of rationality was what Phædrus pursued and what led to his insanity, but to get into that it's vital to stay with down-to-earth examples of rationality, so as not to get lost in generalities no one else can understand. Talk about rationality can get very confusing unless the things with which rationality deals are also included.

Nobody fully rational process is to understand the maintenance of this bike. They said, "As part of the machine operation, I" "" Mr. affinity, I believe are called according to the incoming number called and hung up. Time, normal hearing, typical of our radio called a pure heart, "short oldest man" in the material is used to due process. Testing the rationality of their own learning art of motorcycle maintenance is really why my bike is one fully functional laws of small pieces of art. To pursue a case of mad cow disease to achieve a profitable venture for the key, I said yesterday, he was a ghost, explained the reasons why Faedorusuraundo a reasonable hotel room. Talk about the rationale may be very confusing, can include information from a reasonable job.

profound!

[E. Spaceman]

Keep rollin 'rollin' rollin 'rollin' Uggh Keep rollin 'rollin' rollin 'rollin' What? Keep rollin 'rollin' rollin 'rollin' Uggh

To

Uggh Purizupurizu Rorinrorinrorinrorin Rorinrorinrorinrorin what? Please Rorinrorinrorinrorin Uggh.

[ruyi]

goddammit i stop posting for a while and bam, guess i'm just not needed around here anymore 

[WriterofAllWrongs]

This is a goldmine of Engrish wisdom.

"I want to be the very best, like no one ever was.  To catch them was my real test, to train them was my cause."

----

"To become the best people. Their real test occurs to me I ride the train."

[Johnny C]

I, BAM, the region, goddammit, probably can not stop crying yesterday sent

[phooey]

Translation Party takes what you type in and runs it through a Japanese translator in order to try and find phrases that match. It will do so almost indefinitely. Let's have some fun with it! ... If you think the transition is funny enough, feel free to add a link! For example, the lyrics to Millionaires' "Alcohol" go through some funny permutations. Or post whatever you feel like! Post what inspires you. If something strikes you that gets posted, respond to it! Let's make this a wonderful celebration of miscommunication, everyone.

FYP

Japanese text through a translator, the input text is converted to run. This method is almost unlimited. I'm waiting to talk about anything! ... Interested you can add a link to the complete freedom to move, I will! For example, alcohol, some interesting lyrics Millionaire "combination". They can not see, or post your favorite! What stimulates the post. Obtain a positive response when you post! Contacting miss this great celebration, everyone can do.

[LTK]

If you wish to know what a man is, place him in authority.

Becomes, after 11 times back and forth,

I think people are correct.

And this is weird:

Treat the other man's faith gently; it is all he has to believe with. His mind was created for his own thoughts, not yours or mine.

After 17 times back and forth, it becomes,

Other relationships of faith, I think it is quiet. I have not been created, and I think his mind.

They should make one with other languages!

[Zingoleb]

That deaf, dumb, blind kid sure plays a mean pinball.

Pinburaindodamu means playing the deaf children

[bainidhe_dub]

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

The first two countries, one by one the king is blind.

[imapiratearg]

What you gon' do with all that junk?  All that junk inside that trunk?  I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, Get you love drunk off my hump.

Equals:

All square as waste and trunks, all the junk mail?  I have drunk your fist. I love wine.

[De_El]

Translation Party is pretty fun. My current Facebook status is a Translation Party fragment of a Moon Dog line:

"Machines were mice and men were lions once upon a time, but now that it's the opposite, it's twice upon a time"

The Lion and the Mouse is a time machine, but now the reverse is updated once two hours.

I fed

How many tries do you think it takes to break Translation Party?

Figuring it would fail to find equilibrium, but it didn't
However, when it did reach equilibrium, it resulted in this

Do I need to stop your party?

which is good enough

Note: if you type a complete sentence, it makes a difference whether or not you use end punctuation.

[Christophe]

I think I fucked your girlfriend once, maybe twice I don't remember. Then I fucked all your friend's girlfriends, and now they hate you.

I'm your girlfriend, he is probably one or two per person or three times, one or two mistakes in a conversation one of my two, but one night I remember the explosion. So I immediately went to friends, I hate my girlfriend wrecked.

[Zingoleb]

Sugarbaby, get on down the road, you ain't got no brains no how

Translates to:

Sugarbaby not in the brain please

(Also, it's failed to find equilibrium on me a couple times)

(Also, also, what denotes that it has found equilibrium or not?)

[Cartilage Head]

"ME LIKE FOR ALSO TO EAT PIE"

Translates to...

"Also, I ate a pie."

[Lines]

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, de de de. There they are a standing in a row, bom bom bom. Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head.

I, 06 de de coconut is often a good thing. Standing there in line, BOM is candy. Some big headed little something big.

I, 06 de de coconut is often a good thing. Standing in line, BOM is candy. Headed for something a little larger and larger.

I, 06 de de coconut is often a good thing. Standing in line, BOM is candy. What does not please most is even wider.

I, 06 de de coconut is often a good thing. Standing in line, BOM is candy. It is also spacious and most do not please.

I, 06 de de coconut is often a good thing. Standing in line, BOM is candy. Spacious, please do not please most.

Lovely progression there.

[Cartilage Head]

This is easy for everyone

So not only are lives at this point.

This message either one or two 2 years

It can be seen more points than the entire value of his life to you.

He is our death.

I'm waiting for you waiting

I said yesterday, minutes, and 11:59, Otsu, one or two simple one or two charming one-third completed one of three major cities in one.

[Scarychips]

Natalie Portman's Shaved Head

Deforest the Nataripotoman

Logging Nataripotoman

Logging Nataripotoman

voila.

[Jimor]

Huh, typing in nonsense sometimes gets something less nonsensical.

"Going ruined numb returned vessel harmony vestibule."

Oscillates between: "Vestibular paralysis just go back to the ship." and "Go to the boat just back of the vestibular nerve paralysis."

"Justify heretic forlorn diet could matter only reserve." --> "Heretical desperate attempt is to justify a preliminary dinner of the problem."
though next-to-last is the best: "Heresy is a desperate attempt to justify a preliminary dinner of the problem."

"I you him her it we they" --> "He is a she we" --> "He is their"

"only just every many few very so as." --> "Some people have a lot of people."

"Large small big tiny huge little great less." --> "Slightly larger than L. minor"

Here's a WTF? one, never reached equilibrium or oscillated.
"anger can hate will love should fear might joy." --> "March 21 I September 9 You have, I was angry at his age is 27 am loving the joy of drag."

[KvP]

"You want to stick it I want stick it Bet you thought I was going to say in but I'm not."

I thought you gonna say I, and I do a disservice not to a grave disservice to bed.

I say that I'm good in bed and thought he was serious damage.

I'm good in my own bed, he was not sure I thought it was serious casualties.

I have severely damaged confidence, he was in bed, he is me.

I was in bed, I was serious damage to his confidence, he is mine.

[KvP]

"Straight out of Compton crazy motherfucker named Ice Cube From the gang called Niggaz With Attitude When I'm called off I got a sawed off Squeeze the trigger and bodies are hauled off You too boy if you fuck with me The police are going to have to come and get me Off your ass that's how I'm going out For the punk motherfuckers that's showing out"

Compton, crazy motherfucker gang of niggaz straight when I called the name of attitude from Ice Cube's called arrested by the police going to have sex with me even if the boy's body and sawed off Squeeze the trigger to get off come, you Me How do I, punk motherfuckers out is showing that the bottom I go Dano

Compton, niggaz is crazy motherfucker and I'm straight gang called the police from the name of attitude, even ice cubes with me, go get laid down a squeeze trigger and sawed the body of a boy by that, you called me arrested if I do, punk motherfuckers are out to show, I go under Dano

also Compton, niggaz Blow for hugs, and I'm straight gang, ice cubes mill body and the boy go get laid down and squeeze the trigger, he, his data from the name of the arrested police madness , What kind of punk attitude is if I see motherfuckers, please, I move the bottom of the Festival

, I'm straight gang, ice cubes revolutionary Compton niggaz hit the boy from going to get a factory holding the trigger body, the police are there to please stick to why he, crazy data, motherfuckers is the data I tell you his name is, please be arrested. Under the festival

The revolution has been arrested Compton niggaz, but I'm straight gang, ice cube factory trigger, police Kureijideta and go get your body from holding him why, motherfuckers is my data, say his name please please stick to press the boy. Under the festival

Straight from his colleagues, the police Kureijideta, for its revolutionary Compton niggaz under house arrest following ice cube factory trigger my body to get data, motherfuckers is to be moved from a system name of the boy . Stick to please the journalists. Under the festival

[Slick]

One of my favorite Zelazny passages:

It is said that each day recapitulates the history of the world, coming up out of darkness and cold into confused light and beginning warmth, consciousness blinking its eyes somewhere in midmorning, awakening thoughts a jumble of illogic and unattached emotion, and all speeding together toward the order of noontide, the slow, poignant decline of dusk, the mystical vision of twilight, the end of entropy that is night once more.

Sadly it just kind of runs out of RAM or something. If someone else wants to try translating it I would be much obliged.

Dark in the history of our emotional turmoil and darkness and cold light of logic one and two by three died, one of many one of one room, our people, Koreans another day from North and colorful night, I flash one of the world lost one or two where the mystical visions of warm-up, one of the first one or two of the last period of entropy reduction of two is to find the meaning behind the cost of time.

I like how the Koreans wormed their way in there.

[KvP]

"Now the Lord said, "I am the light of the world." Now, He could as easily have said, "I am King Shit of Fuck Mountain. Why would you fuck with me?!""

Now Lord, "I am Light of the World," he said. Now, he is easy to Blow the shit out of the mountains "my king, Why you said you want sex with me?"

Now Lord, "I am Light of the World" and we are. Now, he is a mountain, "King me, why do I easily Blow your junk and I want to have sex?"

(a real winner, that one)

Now Lord, "my world" is our light. Now, he is a mountain, "I see a simple question of why the news to me if I'm the king of Oral Sex?"

[Dollface]

Well lookie here we got pretty male elf.

We have a TV camera man very well here and Elves

We are a TV camera man very well here and Elves

We are a TV camera man very well and here is Elf

We are a TV camera man very well and is currently Elf

We are a TV camera man very well, and is now Elf

We are a television camera man very well be, now Elf

We are men of a television camera that very well, it's Elf

We are a television camera people very well, it is of the Elves

We have people who are very well a television camera is its elf

We are people who the Elves of the TV camera people very well

We have a TV camera people who are well Elves

TV camera people and our elves are different

TV camera people and our many elves are different

Elf many different people and our television cameras

Elf many different people and our many TV cameras

Elf many different people many of our people and television cameras

Many people and TV cameras a lot of different people of the Elves

Many people with different people and television cameras Elf many people

Elves of different people and television cameras, many people and many people

Different people and television cameras, many people and many Elves

[Tyler]

I have been using this on AIM with my friends for the last couple months. However, the same phrase entered a week later gives very different results, resulting in sadface.

"may the force be with you" used to for some bizarre reason turn in to "June 17, 2005" but now just "as power"

[JD]

My sig used to have no equilibrium, now it does. I guess it depends on google's translate software.

[Zingoleb]

Did it die? I'm trying to do the phrase "I wanna be the size of your thumb, ain't that fun" but it is refusing to let me. I just click the button and nothing.

[Jimor]

I think we killed it.

Edit: or more likely Dollface entered a phrase that mutated into a virus that triggered sentience/obeisance in the Google computer cloud. All bow down to our vodka soaked overlord.

[look out! Ninjas!]

There are phrases that mere mortals were never meant to translate from English into Japanese and back again repeatedly.

[David_Dovey]

From my post in jeph's SPAM thread:

O mend. Webster, a good man and as strong as if he were a sinner, begins to find himself the centre of a great and enlarging party and his eloquence incarnated and enacted by them; yet men dare not hope that the majority shall be suddenly unseated. I send herewith a volume of Webster's that you may see his speech on Foot's Resolutions, a speech which the Americans have never done praising

Through Translation party, again and again.

It never found equilibrium, and left me with this:

Repair Ó. Webster, as a nice guy, his sudden power, in many cases, the first person, convicted by the following formula: to establish a reason to convince a huge loss in the last major political parties tries to transfer. Speech one client, my two legs and two voices and one month Uebusutaamerika 1 1, 1,1 or 1, one by one resolution, one is surrounded by one to send a single volume

[David_Dovey]

Jeph's original post in that thread:

Di$count ciali$ hot girl on gril blowjobs photos vide0 YouTube horse

pump yuor WAnGEr till she screams!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!/ NO

free sampels 30 day gaurantee BoNER!

With god's love,

TranslationParty says:

Burning her 30-year-old horse erection photos free !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!/ Uenjahotto Diferachio 1 count $ ciali vide0 sampels $ Yuchubuponpu yuor girl screams Guaranteed! God of love,

[Eris]

The post is looking very nice and awesome. It is useful for everyone to get some ideas about the blog.

translated to:

"Good post very good. It helps to get some ideas for everyone on your blog."


Obviously spambots need to run their stuff through this before making posts.

[amok]

How many roads must a man walk down?

[...]

And if I walk in the following example, any number?

Indeed.

Lyrics are good for this;

We were born to fuck each other one way or another

[...]

The other two singles, two or three in one treatment, the birth of each of two different

[Jimmy the Squid]

He had the look of a man who, upon tasting life's vinegar, found it to be, for the most part, whiskey, and quite good whiskey at that.

...


He has tasted life at the time of vinegar, it is largely because of the whiskey, then the man seemed to be pretty good whiskey.

[CardinalFang]

Stop, drop, and roll.

[...]

Sutoppudoroppudauntaimurorubakku

[Sox]

goddammit i stop posting for a while and bam, guess i'm just not needed around here anymore 

You can come live with me in my mom's shed. I keep rats. You'd like them, they haven't seen a woman for a long time...

[Alex C]

Method Man is fantastic for this.


Here's an excerpt I got from feeding it Bring Da Pain lyrics: My brain is hard-core, his monumental Bittoasutoraru Tsukarimashi is used to describe data in terms of instruments and records bear the pain of my soul.

[ZJGent]

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

Recorded only when the door is clear of the bloodshed!

[Barmymoo]

At the going down of the sun, and in the morning, we will remember them

Sun is down in the morning, we should remember

Under the sun, we must remember in the morning

Under the sun, we must not forget in the morning

My Mama always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get.

My mom is always, 'I do not know what you are told you will get a chocolate box of life was like.

My mother is always, 'I said I get a box of chocolates do not know your life was like.

My mother is always, 'I was like a chocolate box that did not get to know your life.

My mother is always, 'I was like a box of chocolates do not get to know your life.

My mother is always, 'I know your life is like a box of chocolate was not.

My mother is always, 'I'm your life is like a box of chocolates do not know.

My mother always, 'I do not know is like a box of chocolate's your life.

[Sythe]

People drinkin and drivin and swervin to Dr. Greenthumb weed in the backyard of the house thanks to the factory inside the elaborate design or brushin If you are not going to grow together with hydroelectric power for the herbal tangerine dream man can not live without Tasty weeds, as if the razor ~ blowin fuckin smokescreen Cycles, I always felt very good, to stop the growth areas to reduce Plants horny, I was alone, DEA's! What sounds strange to me at the door of the house knockin (it got to open it from still worry) my whole neighborhood Sticky angel to the stinkin More than one teacher who is disappointed in Earl, Hello my name every day, we travel Greenthumb Greenthumb.

[Drill King]

Okay so anyone that knows me probably knows that I have started to fall quite hard for a boy and have recently had the situation basically fall apart. I have been pretty sad about this, Translation party takes my sadness and rubs it in my face what will never happen.

I hate myself and wish Ian was in love with me



I hope you were in love with Ian and I hate myself



Ian and I had loved, not like I expected



Ian and I were in love, I am not expected to



Ian and I were in love, I guess not



Ian and I fell in love, I guess

[TheFuriousWombat]

The end of Eliot's "The Hollow Men" is now much improved:

So, what, at the end of the tears of the world, at the end of the Big Bang, at the end of this world is not important in this world

Indeed.

[snalin]

Everybody look at me cause I'm sailing on a boat
[...]
I saw the fishing of one two three

At one point, everybody turns into no one, and sailing turns into fishing.

[Jimor]

Wow, continuing my typing of nonsense to see what comes up, I think I have the record for most reduced translation:

"or but and but neither either nor and or"

or but and but neither either nor and or

And the later, but also to one or

And one or that even after

And that one, even after

Even after one of its two

Even after one single, part two

After some two and

After some one

After one of several

After either

After one of the

After 1,

+1

1

[Scandanavian War Machine]

"To become the best people. Their real test occurs to me I ride the train."

i can not stop laughing at this.

i am at work and people are staring

[Slick]

1

That is great. I have just taken a course on logic, including logical languages, and I like what happened to your statement.