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What is your favorite hypothetical memory of me?
Ozymandias:
Oh man my favorite memory was when we wore dog suits and rented a hotel room and I slipped my hard cock deep into you and gently reached around and stroked you while you whimpered and howled and yiffed so loud until someone from the front desk came up with security thinking there was something illegal going on and then we laughed and laughed when they left, obviously shaken.
Good times, bro.
talen wolf:
Remember that one time at band camp?
Man I swear, you were all crazy over that flutist...but he didnt seem that into you, i think he was just using you dude.
Boro_Bandito:
I was just about to reminisce actually about those times you softly brushed my cheek as I lay there, sleeping, vulnerable, snoring. The pillow over my face was just an expression of love being made manifest in a brutal, terrifying, exhilarating action.
phooey:
After a drunken night when you chatted up my fiance, I neglected to invite you to our subsequent wedding. You heard about the event from a mutual friend, crashed my wedding, and you shat on one of the bridesmaids. Good times, bro!
20 jazz funk greats:
hey tyler remember that time we met at tr2nnocon and it was delightfully non-awkward for the both of us even though we haven't spoken before as far as i know?
yeah.
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