Liz is touching me.
Fuck you, I want him so bad.
I've decided to give up psychology and become a peacock
JON MADE ME GAY
I love this vagina store!
SNEAKYI sneak that shitAnd liekOMG DICK JERK
[22:49] Quietus: I'm personally imagining a white supremacist locked in his basement, furtively listening to Parliament on headphones[22:49] Quietus: "Oh, lawd, why must them coons rock me so"
Also, this
Not to sound mysoginist, but I hate women.
Next time, on QC Forums: someone embarrassingly reveals that they are a homophobe! Stay tuned to find out who!
You just can't beat a pristine wifebeater.
Proposed to Patricia Arquette on the day he met her in the early 80s. Arquette thought he was a bit strange but played along with his antics by creating a list of things Cage would have to fulfil to win her. When he started to work his way through the list, Arquette got scared and avoided him.
He lives in a fake castle on the outskirts of Los Angeles. He wants to import an authentic one from overseas.
Hey JD, I really like your penis, man.
Once I got drunk and threw up in the vegetable drawer of an old disused fridge while dressed as a cat
edit: ^what movie is this from^
You would not be able to kill me. I would win.
MY HAIR IS A BIRDYOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID