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Masterbainter:
HAHA, I really like those two conversations you posted. 

"you are a cat stepping on a keyboard"
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Too funny

Verergoca:
Hmmm....

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: m
Stranger: u
You: m, why?
Stranger: buy
You: maybe we should try to use sentences of more than one word, so you know, we get anywhere beyond "hi, are you someone i can go cyber with?"
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

And thus my hopes for a civilized world died a little more...

snalin:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: yo
Stranger: m.f
You: God dammit, those IMVU adds is killing me
You: They are the worst thing ever
Stranger: male or female?
You: ...
You: Why is everyone just looking to cyber?
Stranger: you know
You: well, isn't a hermaphrodite a turn-on every now and then?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


My try at just striking up conversation failed. Everyone just wants to cyber.

Fucking pervs.

snalin:
Okay, what?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I'M
Stranger: FIRING
Stranger: MY
Stranger: L44444ZZ00000RRRRRRRRR
You: This is the best thing
You: I
You: BLOCK
You: THE
You: L44444ZZ00000RRRRRRRRR
You: WITH
You: BELLY
You: FAT
Stranger: *you died*
You: oh shit
You: well, now what?
You: just afterlife n' shit?
Stranger: *live, die, respawn*
You: like...
You: text-based wow?
You: I think I could do that
Stranger: idk,
Stranger: y0u th7nk y0u c0u7d?
You: I'd hit that, yeah, sure
You: !
Stranger: 0k
Stranger: !!!...rolf
You: *respawns*
You: I
You: CUT
You: YOU
You: WITH
You: MY
You: LASER
Stranger: *firing shit*
You: SCHYYYYTEH
Stranger: *died*
Stranger: wtf are we doing
You: I have no friggin idea
Stranger: ok by
You: better than cybering, thou
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I lol'd. A lot.

The sad thing is that randoms are more funnier than me :|


EDIT: Okay, dammit, I had a really interesting and long conversation with a girl from romania who liked metal, but the connection "imploded". Whatever that means. She had a last.fm, I never asked for it.

I think I found the true purpose of Omegle.


No, not really, it's still cybering.

Bastardous Bassist:
That reminds me of that episode of "Spaced" where it is revealed that all men must fake gun fight if someone starts it up.

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