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The Awesome Omegle Thread!
Scandanavian War Machine:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Do You pee Sitting or Standing?
You: standing
You: unless i'm drunk and i fell over
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
not the answer they wanted to hear, i guess
Tom:
You: Hey
Stranger: hi there are
Stranger is typing
You: yo stranger, imma let you finish but that last stranger had the best convo of all time - all time.
Scarychips:
yo tom, imma let you finish but jace had the best omegle/kanye meme combination of all time.
Malek:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi 21 m italian looking for girls to cam 2 cam chat
You: HOLY SHIT I am also a 21 m italian looking for girls to cam 2 cam chat! we should fuck!
Your conversational partner has disconnected
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: m or f?
You: f
Stranger: horny?
You: Oh yes
Stranger: pics or role play
You: role play
Stranger: k
Stranger: u start it
You: I pull out my penis and smack you with it.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i take glass shards and shove them in your tip
You: i bite your face off with my wolf like maw
Stranger: fag
You: Right on the spot
Stranger: cliterous
You: Cock
Stranger: scrotum
You: ass
Stranger: bossum
You: Explodeing pus filled bladder
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: your mother was a hamster
and your father smelled of elderberries
now go away or i shall taunt you a second time
You: OOOO do more
Stranger: they spelled clit wrong
Stranger: i hate that
You: I know right
Stranger: how are you going to stimulate my clit if you don't knw how to spell it
Stranger: bossum
Stranger: wtf is that
Stranger: some sort of possum inbreed thing
You: Another word for breasts....
Stranger: that would be...actually, i don't know how that would be
You: taunt me again
Stranger: ah...well, i'm at a loss. but i did just rip a wet one
You: Nice.
You: You old dried up fishdog
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: what would you say is the male/female ratio on here?
You: I've found more females than males
You: So far i give it a 4:2 ratio
Stranger: so they say, so they say
You: Assumeing they are truthful
Stranger: and average age?
You: between 16 and 17. Big shocker there haha
Stranger: ok, that's disturbing
Stranger: i don't mind glass shards, but i mind 16 year olds
You: I love kittens
You: You have got to be the best person i've found here
Stranger: you just want my strap on
You: Oh dear god yes i want it
You: Hahahahahaha
Stranger: you don't have to tell me
Stranger: i know
You: Mind taker?
Stranger: mind freak
Stranger: criss angel
You: Oh no wai
Stranger: aye
Stranger: rly
You: Awesome
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 16 durrhurr
Stranger: gross
You: Hahaha
Stranger: i could be your mother if i was in mexico
You: lmfao!
Stranger: you know they pop 'em out like cockroaches at 9-11
You: roflmao!
Stranger: 16 eh?
You: yeeeaaauuupppp
Stranger: are you doing good in school?
You: All As
Stranger: i believe that, but i think you suck at science
You: cept in Gym
Stranger: literary people usually suck at science and mathematis
Stranger: mathematics
You: haha
Stranger: fuck gym
You: I suck at gym cause i was born with a poor set of mucles.
Stranger: i don't even know why thats a necessity
Stranger: no, you were born with the inane ability to suck down fritos
Stranger: its ok i like fritos
You: Who needs to run a mile in 5 seconds when i can push a button
You: No realy i was
You: i weigh about 120 lbs
Stranger: how tall are you?
You: 5 foot 11 inchs
Stranger: good god
Stranger: you need some protein shakes
You: xD
Stranger: i hope you grow into your heights
Stranger: height
Stranger: my boyfriend is 6' and 140, and he looks almost sickly
You: I have a fast metabolism
You: I mean realy fast
Stranger: im fatter than him. yeah, i know, fuck you and your fast metabolism
You: I love life though
You: I play the Violin
Stranger: ive been playing the piano for 15 years..jesus, almost as long as you are old
Stranger: thats scary
Stranger: you know, thanks
Stranger: i havent had a midlife crisis until now
You: =)
Stranger: im 27
Stranger: like i said, mom in mexico
You: Heh
Stranger: you're smart, though. don't turn into a little prick
You: I wont.
You: be a waste
Stranger: exactly
Stranger: play your violin and woo the girls with it
You: Heh. i will
Stranger: or the boys, whatever your pleasure
You: ;)
Stranger: ok, be a good boy. don't be talking about glass shards, you're too young
You: I lordy i wont ever touch the stuff
You: Teehee
Stranger: Ok, I have to go find out how to spell bossom because i'm pretty sure thats not how you spell it and its driving me nuts
Stranger: or is it
You: Good luck friend.
Stranger: Thank you sweet pea, be good
You: You too
Your conversational partner has disconnected
0bsessions:
--- Quote from: Scandanavian War Machine on 18 Sep 2009, 16:17 ---You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Do You pee Sitting or Standing?
You: standing
You: unless i'm drunk and i fell over
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
not the answer they wanted to hear, i guess
--- End quote ---
The trick on that one would've been to tell him you pee sitting down...just like you do everything else...because you're paralyzed from the waist down...because the Joker shot you in the spine in front of your dad/uncle/whothefuckknowsanymore.
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