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Re: WE LIKE SPORTS
« Reply #2700 on: 19 Jul 2012, 23:39 »

That's the problem - they can only match. They can't "top".
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« Reply #2701 on: 20 Jul 2012, 08:43 »

Philly offered 104m. This is 103 and a Million Dollar Puppy.
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« Reply #2702 on: 24 Jul 2012, 12:58 »

And Nashville gave him the puppy!
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« Reply #2703 on: 24 Jul 2012, 14:23 »

So all's well in Nashville. Unless the Preds are uncomfortably close to the luxury tax limit on spending?

Meanwhile, I've been enjoying the show of professional darts from Blackpool. I'm not sure that each and every link of the chain giving me my viewing pleasure is legal, but thanks to whoever is streaming this at lshunter.tv.
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« Reply #2704 on: 24 Jul 2012, 14:56 »

We are just barely over the floor, even after matching.


Oh - does anyone out there have a Snoopy happy dance GIF I can use? :)


EDIT: Found one!

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« Reply #2705 on: 30 Jul 2012, 22:50 »

Fuck. Scott. Hairston.
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« Reply #2706 on: 04 Aug 2012, 00:47 »

I know nothing of baseball culture, but really?
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« Reply #2707 on: 04 Aug 2012, 01:36 »

Baseball's serious bizniz!
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« Reply #2708 on: 04 Aug 2012, 04:49 »

I dunno. What I picked up about Americans and baseball during my years there is perhaps best summarized by:

Quote from: Annie Savoy
I believe in the church of baseball.
Quote from: Yogi Berra
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Take me out to the ball parkgame. <- Thanks, jwhouk. As ashamed as a(n ex-)Cubs fan can be. IOW - not at all.
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« Reply #2709 on: 04 Aug 2012, 06:26 »

I know nothing of baseball culture, but really?

Goes back a long ways. Used to be there were only 3 umps in a MLB game, and that song got to be taboo.

And Skewbrow - it's "Take me out to the ball game."
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« Reply #2710 on: 25 Aug 2012, 18:34 »

The Boston Red Sox just dumped enough salary to pay for the entire budget of Lynn, Massachusetts for FY2012-13.
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« Reply #2711 on: 26 Aug 2012, 12:52 »

Watch FSG now fuck over the Sox and appeal to the uncultured, uneducated masses in Jolly Olde by buying new players for Liverpool.

I fucking dare you, Lucchino.
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« Reply #2712 on: 06 Sep 2012, 07:28 »

Currently leading the National League in batting:

Melky Cabrera - .346
Andrew McCutchen - .345

Heh. I wish I could write something serious about this, but the fact that a currently suspended player could win the batting title just gives me the giggles.
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« Reply #2713 on: 09 Sep 2012, 15:30 »

Well. It's nice to see the Packers defense is the same as it was last year.  :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck:
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« Reply #2714 on: 09 Sep 2012, 23:09 »

Woo! Notre Dame is undefeated!

But why do I have a similar feeling as in '89 (?), when the sportscaster said: "The Cubs are on top of the division... but it is April" ???
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« Reply #2715 on: 15 Sep 2012, 15:37 »

My alma mater is no longer undefeated.  :cry:

I'm going to try to figure out why the score was so low - 7 to 6? REALLY? - because there really doesn't appear to be a reason on the surface.
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« Reply #2716 on: 19 Sep 2012, 14:01 »

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« Reply #2717 on: 19 Sep 2012, 14:56 »

Jay Cutler IS the anti-Tim Tebow.
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« Reply #2718 on: 23 Sep 2012, 19:02 »

Three of the six NL playoff spots have been clinched: Washington, Cincinnati and San Francisco.
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« Reply #2719 on: 23 Sep 2012, 19:36 »

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« Reply #2720 on: 24 Sep 2012, 21:25 »

My reaction to Packers-Seahawks:


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« Reply #2721 on: 25 Sep 2012, 05:50 »

#### you.

#### Goodell. #### Bettman.  #### Scott Walker.

#### ANYONE who actually thinks that people who are professionals and in a collective bargaining organization are scum of the earth.

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« Reply #2722 on: 04 Oct 2012, 10:09 »

THE SANDWICH MAN IS GONE, LONG LIVE THE SANDWICH MAN
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« Reply #2723 on: 05 Oct 2012, 21:11 »

I'm glad the NL Wildcard Game was a Kerfuffle.  Now everyone else will hate singe-game playoffs in baseball as much as I do.
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« Reply #2724 on: 05 Oct 2012, 22:27 »

I have a friend who's suggested making the wild card matchups a best of 3 series. Doubleheader one night, and a game the next evening.

It would be pretty damn amazing.
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« Reply #2725 on: 06 Oct 2012, 10:38 »

I guess I'm a few days late, but I think the only way I could be more satisfied with Bobby Valentine being run out of town is if he was hit by a bus on his way to the airport.
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« Reply #2726 on: 06 Oct 2012, 14:30 »

And then there's Terry Francona, who apparently didn't get Bobby Bragan's memo:

"A three-time loser is a manager driving into Cleveland in an Edsel."
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« Reply #2727 on: 07 Oct 2012, 14:22 »

My reaction to Packers-Seahawks anyone:




Still relevant after a minor tweak!
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« Reply #2728 on: 07 Oct 2012, 14:46 »

PHHhhbbbttt  :P :P :P
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« Reply #2729 on: 07 Oct 2012, 14:52 »

The fact that the team is actually good makes it all the more delicious.
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« Reply #2730 on: 11 Oct 2012, 08:53 »

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVEEEEEEEEE
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« Reply #2731 on: 16 Oct 2012, 18:46 »

There has been movement.
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« Reply #2732 on: 17 Oct 2012, 03:40 »

10 yard penalty, still first down?
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« Reply #2733 on: 17 Oct 2012, 07:56 »

:p

NHL proposes 50/50 split.
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« Reply #2734 on: 17 Oct 2012, 13:44 »

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« Reply #2735 on: 21 Oct 2012, 10:02 »

John Farrell, John Farrell, JOHN FARRELL!!!!!
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« Reply #2736 on: 22 Oct 2012, 21:00 »

THE GIANTS WIN THE PENNANT! THE GIANTS WIN THE PENNANT! THE GIANTS WIN THE PENNANT! THE GIANTS WIN THE PENNANT! THE GIANTS WIN THE PENNANT! THE GIANTS WIN THE PENNANT! THE GIANTS WIN THE PENNANT!
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« Reply #2737 on: 22 Oct 2012, 23:03 »

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« Reply #2738 on: 24 Oct 2012, 05:22 »

John Farrell, John Farrell, JOHN FARRELL!!!!!

A glimmer of hope.

Well, that and millions and millions and millions of dollars, thanks dodgers.
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« Reply #2739 on: 02 Nov 2012, 07:07 »

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« Reply #2740 on: 02 Nov 2012, 12:45 »

The NFL second half schedule is pretty interesting; the vikings' mini-resurgence was fun while it lasted.
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« Reply #2741 on: 03 Nov 2012, 15:51 »

Luck of the Irish just ran out. Pitt deserved to win this one. A couple minutes to go, but I'm off to bed.
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« Reply #2742 on: 03 Nov 2012, 16:37 »

Someone wake up Skewbrow, he's missing one hell of an overtime game.
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« Reply #2743 on: 03 Nov 2012, 16:48 »

Oh SKEEEEWWWWWBROOOOWWWWWWWW.....

UND 29, Pitt 26
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« Reply #2744 on: 04 Nov 2012, 03:04 »

Oh dear. That interception with 4+ minutes to go in regulation killed my hopes (and it was about 1 o'clock here already). Apparently the magic of the shamrock is still working.

 :-D :-D :-D :-D

I have managed to watch "BYU at ND" and "Pitt at ND" games. I would have wanted to see ND at Oklahoma, but prime time US is wee hours for me, so no chance of that. Frankly, the team that I've seen has not really looked like a title contender. Unless something unexpected happens it should be Bama vs. Oregon or Kansas State in the title game, Ohio State with an outside chance. Still, 9-0 and a possible invitation to a major bowl is quite an improvement from the preceding seasons. So Kelly's job is secure and my hopes in the coming seasons are high.
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« Reply #2745 on: 04 Nov 2012, 05:21 »

Dude, I'm not quite sure you understand:

Three more wins by the Irish and they are GA-RON-TEED to be in the BCS Championship Game.
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« Reply #2746 on: 04 Nov 2012, 09:10 »

Hmm. Isn't the BCS title game pairing decided using some formula based on various polls and rankings? Last week the computers loved Notre Dame (strength of schedule presumably). But even so, ND is currently ranked third, and surely Oregon's strength of schedule went up as they beat USC? As did Bama's, but they probably should be in the title game anyway (unless they drop one before that).
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« Reply #2747 on: 04 Nov 2012, 13:10 »

The theory is, Bama will eventually fall to someone in the SEC - possibly in the SEC title game. The real question, of course, is whether or not K-State or Louisville can keep things up on their ends.
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« Reply #2748 on: 04 Nov 2012, 23:31 »

Guys, why the fuck is baseball over

Like, I'm stoked we won the World Series again, and fuck, I got to meet Jon Miller (iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's OUTTA HERE) but like

BASEBALL IS THE ONLY GOOD SPORT
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