Hey, you know One-Eyed Jack, right? He drops this gun called Madjack. It's got mad damage, mad accuracy, mad firing rate, and mad looks. A bit after I got it I ran straight into the gun of a Badass Bruiser. I emptied two clips in him in panic, and took him out clean. So I had this other revolver, purple rarity, 3x explosive and stats all below the Madjack, so I thought, I won't need that anymore! Sold it. Then I go about using Madjack. It's a great gun, takes out most bandits in one shot, some two, has got a good sight on it, and 95 accuracy with that. The shots even ricochet off surfaces! No problem, right? Problem.
IT DOESN'T SHOOT FUCKING STRAIGHT.
Ohhh, so that's why they call it the Madjack! The bullet swerves around madly in the general direction of your aim, and half the time it bends perfectly around your target. Fuck! What good is 95 accuracy if it doesn't even travel in a straight line? By that time I had gone to another area and the shops had restocked so the other gun is nowhere to be found in the buy-back list. Goddamn it.
(I get real attached to my guns.)