Have you considered the exciting opportunities provided by staying dead and being a zombie?
There are the brains, the camaraderie, the fact that every day is casual Friday, brains, you never run out of ammo for your hands or teeth, no more worries about FAKS if you get hurt just bite someone or feed on a corpse!, and finally more brains.
Join the shambling hordes it's FUN with a capital BRAINS!