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WCT: October 5-9, 2009

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snubnose:
 :-o

Hammers ... in ... underwear ...  :-o

(Well... at least it looks like underwear :wink:)

SO ...

... where the heck is the "drool" smilley ? :-D

plethora:

--- Quote from: Mad Cat on 05 Oct 2009, 05:11 ---I don't buy the Hannelore as a toaster theory. If her dad had that kind of capacity 20+ years ago, why would he have sent her a less evolved model as a roboyfriend?

--- End quote ---
To avoid suspicion?

schmeeble:

--- Quote from: snubnose on 05 Oct 2009, 05:21 --- :-o

Hammers ... in ... underwear ...  :-o

(Well... at least it looks like underwear :wink:)

SO ...

... where the heck is the "drool" smilley ? :-D

--- End quote ---


pretty sure those are shorts. and ew, she's a cartoon character?!

matachin:

--- Quote from: Mad Cat on 05 Oct 2009, 05:11 ---Oh no. No one anywhere, ever wants to have sex with their computers.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teledildonics

I don't buy the Hannelore as a toaster theory. If her dad had that kind of capacity 20+ years ago, why would he have sent her a less evolved model as a roboyfriend?

--- End quote ---

First thought:  Susan Calvin would disapprove very strongly of this kind of behavior.

Second thought:  Surprised no one else remembered this oldie...


SEX(6)              EUNUCH Programmer's Manual               SEX(6)

NAME
     sex - have sex

SYNOPSIS
     sex [ options ] ...  [ username ] ...

DESCRIPTION
     sex allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci-
     fied in the command line.  If no users are specified, they
     are taken from the LOVERS environment variable.  Options to
     make things more interesting are as follows:

     -1   masturbate

     -a   external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option

     -b   buggery

     -B   bestiality with

     -c   chocolate sauce option

     -C   chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)

     -d   get a date with the features described in

     -e   exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)

     -f    foreplay option

     -F   nasal sex with plants

     -i   coitus interruptus (messy!)

     -j   jacuzzi option (California sites only)

     -l   leather option

     -m  masochism (see -s)

     -M  triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option

     -n  necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program
          kills it)

     -o  oral option

     -O   parallel access (orgy)

     -p   debug option (proposition only)

     -P   pedophilia (must specify a child process)



Printed 2/15/87              2/15/87                            1






SEX(6)              EUNUCH Programmer's Manual               SEX(6)



     -q   quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)

     -s   sadism (target must set -m)

     -S   sundae option

     -v   voyeurism (surveys the entire net)

     -w   whipped cream option

     -W   whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)

ENVIRONMENT
     LOVERS
          is a list of default partners which will be used if
          none are specified in the command line.  If any are
          specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.

FILES
     /usr/lib/sex/animals          animals for bestiality

     /usr/lib/sex/blackbook        possible dates

     /usr/lib/sex/sundaes          sundae recipes

     /usr/lib/sex/s&m         sado-masochistic equipment

SEE ALSO
     baby(1)

BUGS
     ^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.

     ^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.

MAN AUTHOR
     Author prefers to be anonymous.

HISTORY
     Oldest program ever.


Predates the newer GNU version, which is like emacs; everything & the kitchen sink, or in this case every possible fetish that the internet has had an unfortunate meeting with.  And long double dash options.

Third thought:  Whatever you do, don't get Warren Ellis involved.

Tuitsuro:

--- Quote from: Thaes on 22 Dec 1973, 21:57 ---Also, I predict that, since the artwork in QC evidently becomes more and more realistic, the moment when Jeph draws his characters with such skill that QC looks like a photocomic heralds the end of QC. After that point, Jeph's skills would change QC from realism to reality, causing the charactes to become physically existent.

--- End quote ---

Already have.  I've met photorealistic Hannelore, she works at the checkout line at Walmart. 

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