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WCT: October 5-9, 2009
snubnose:
:-o
Hammers ... in ... underwear ... :-o
(Well... at least it looks like underwear :wink:)
SO ...
... where the heck is the "drool" smilley ? :-D
plethora:
--- Quote from: Mad Cat on 05 Oct 2009, 05:11 ---I don't buy the Hannelore as a toaster theory. If her dad had that kind of capacity 20+ years ago, why would he have sent her a less evolved model as a roboyfriend?
--- End quote ---
To avoid suspicion?
schmeeble:
--- Quote from: snubnose on 05 Oct 2009, 05:21 --- :-o
Hammers ... in ... underwear ... :-o
(Well... at least it looks like underwear :wink:)
SO ...
... where the heck is the "drool" smilley ? :-D
--- End quote ---
pretty sure those are shorts. and ew, she's a cartoon character?!
matachin:
--- Quote from: Mad Cat on 05 Oct 2009, 05:11 ---Oh no. No one anywhere, ever wants to have sex with their computers.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teledildonics
I don't buy the Hannelore as a toaster theory. If her dad had that kind of capacity 20+ years ago, why would he have sent her a less evolved model as a roboyfriend?
--- End quote ---
First thought: Susan Calvin would disapprove very strongly of this kind of behavior.
Second thought: Surprised no one else remembered this oldie...
SEX(6) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual SEX(6)
NAME
sex - have sex
SYNOPSIS
sex [ options ] ... [ username ] ...
DESCRIPTION
sex allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci-
fied in the command line. If no users are specified, they
are taken from the LOVERS environment variable. Options to
make things more interesting are as follows:
-1 masturbate
-a external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option
-b buggery
-B bestiality with
-c chocolate sauce option
-C chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)
-d get a date with the features described in
-e exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)
-f foreplay option
-F nasal sex with plants
-i coitus interruptus (messy!)
-j jacuzzi option (California sites only)
-l leather option
-m masochism (see -s)
-M triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option
-n necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program
kills it)
-o oral option
-O parallel access (orgy)
-p debug option (proposition only)
-P pedophilia (must specify a child process)
Printed 2/15/87 2/15/87 1
SEX(6) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual SEX(6)
-q quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)
-s sadism (target must set -m)
-S sundae option
-v voyeurism (surveys the entire net)
-w whipped cream option
-W whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)
ENVIRONMENT
LOVERS
is a list of default partners which will be used if
none are specified in the command line. If any are
specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.
FILES
/usr/lib/sex/animals animals for bestiality
/usr/lib/sex/blackbook possible dates
/usr/lib/sex/sundaes sundae recipes
/usr/lib/sex/s&m sado-masochistic equipment
SEE ALSO
baby(1)
BUGS
^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.
^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.
MAN AUTHOR
Author prefers to be anonymous.
HISTORY
Oldest program ever.
Predates the newer GNU version, which is like emacs; everything & the kitchen sink, or in this case every possible fetish that the internet has had an unfortunate meeting with. And long double dash options.
Third thought: Whatever you do, don't get Warren Ellis involved.
Tuitsuro:
--- Quote from: Thaes on 22 Dec 1973, 21:57 ---Also, I predict that, since the artwork in QC evidently becomes more and more realistic, the moment when Jeph draws his characters with such skill that QC looks like a photocomic heralds the end of QC. After that point, Jeph's skills would change QC from realism to reality, causing the charactes to become physically existent.
--- End quote ---
Already have. I've met photorealistic Hannelore, she works at the checkout line at Walmart.
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