Topic: Hey what's up with this thread (Read 12900 times)

calenlass · « **Reply #50 on:** 20 Nov 2009, 00:35 »

What does it mean if you already can?

Spluff · « **Reply #51 on:** 20 Nov 2009, 00:36 »

That you're a compulsive liar.

pwhodges · « **Reply #52 on:** 20 Nov 2009, 02:06 »

The capybaras are late for the pagebreak because they're busy being friends:

öde · « **Reply #53 on:** 20 Nov 2009, 02:26 »

CANADIAN WOOD-POP

Happy, catchy beats made almost solely by different forms of instruments carved into trees. Notable artists include The Wonderjacks, known for playing an entire grove, and DJ Bucky whose magnum opus was a live set played entirely on one tree with a giant needle, carving the record continually for 38 minutes.

Dliessmgg · « **Reply #54 on:** 20 Nov 2009, 02:37 »

STONE AGE FOLK

Stone age instruments rebuilt and abused.

Inlander · « **Reply #55 on:** 20 Nov 2009, 02:47 »

Quote from: Spluff on 20 Nov 2009, 00:36

That you're a compulsive liar.

It's really not that hard to assemble flat-pack furniture. The instructions are pretty straight-forward, and you follow them. You put the screws in the holes. You use an allen key, which is even easier to use than a screwdriver.

But I guess "How about that Ikea furniture. Pretty easy to assemble, huh?" isn't a very good joke.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #56 on:** 20 Nov 2009, 06:33 »

NATURAL FOLK

Bearded men gather in rural public houses, stone circles, etc., remove all their clothes, drink home-made cider from petrol cans and play raucously on guitars and fiddles in the hope that the god of the sun will grant them buxsome maidens, a good harvest and ultra-rare Fairport Convention vinyl.

Der Golem · « **Reply #57 on:** 20 Nov 2009, 08:01 »

DEADSOUND

Death metal heads and avant-garde types start a scene where all sounds are formed using dead bodies. Flutes made from hollowed shins, skull and rib drums, teeth shakers and even the dim thud of flesh on flesh as the artists beat the recently deceased in a ritualistic manner are used to create truly horrifying soundscapes.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #58 on:** 20 Nov 2009, 08:03 »

RIOT BITCH

Music by, and for, female dogs.

Der Golem · « **Reply #59 on:** 20 Nov 2009, 08:08 »

CRABCORE

Men wearing super tight pants form bands who play nothing but breakdowns with the occasional keyboard interlude and autotuned singing, all while spreading their legs apart and crouching as low as they can, simulating the appearance of crabs.

oh shi

KharBevNor · « **Reply #60 on:** 20 Nov 2009, 08:15 »

LOBSTERCORE

A fairly boring spin-off of crabcore with tiny boats, captains who are not insane, and not enough general danger.

(Deadliest Catch joke)

the_pied_piper · « **Reply #61 on:** 20 Nov 2009, 08:28 »

FUTURECORE

Bands of any genre, size or lineup stand on the stage in silence waiting for a cue that will never come. Futurecore fans stand in pre-emptive poses for the dance that they would start with if ever a cue were to happen.

pilsner · « **Reply #62 on:** 20 Nov 2009, 08:34 »

I think you're thinking of GODOTCORE

Futurecore is when the music is generated by using electron tunneling to directly manipulating the quantum state of particles in your auditory cortex, as pioneered by David Bowie.

Barmymoo · « **Reply #63 on:** 20 Nov 2009, 08:39 »

Quote from: Der Golem on 20 Nov 2009, 08:01

DEADSOUND

I once attempted to persuade my band to call itself "Islets of Langerhan". A deadsound band would totally have this name.

the_pied_piper · « **Reply #64 on:** 20 Nov 2009, 08:47 »

Quote from: pilsner on 20 Nov 2009, 08:34

I think you're thinking of GODOTCORE

Futurecore is when the music is generated by using electron tunneling to directly manipulating the quantum state of particles in your auditory cortex, as pioneered by David Bowie.

Nope, I got to name it first so FUTURECORE it will remain.

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #65 on:** 20 Nov 2009, 08:50 »

Quote from: pilsner on 20 Nov 2009, 08:34

I think you're thinking of GODOTCORE

This is the better name.

the_pied_piper · « **Reply #66 on:** 20 Nov 2009, 08:51 »

It is FUTURECORE, screw you all.

Lines · « **Reply #67 on:** 20 Nov 2009, 09:37 »

I am thinking of making a shutthefuckupcore band.

Meaning it will be me on a stage telling people to shut the fuck up (in various ways of course) to some crazy beats.

pilsner · « **Reply #68 on:** 20 Nov 2009, 09:43 »

Peaches has already done this. The good news is Peaches is basically always looking for a back-up dancer.

Ballard · « **Reply #69 on:** 20 Nov 2009, 09:44 »

Quote from: Linds on 20 Nov 2009, 09:37

I am thinking of making a shutthefuckupcore band.

Meaning it will be me on a stage telling people to shut the fuck up (in various ways of course) to some crazy beats.

Been done.

Lines · « **Reply #70 on:** 20 Nov 2009, 09:54 »

If by dancing you mean interrupting everything and telling them to shut their traps and run away with as many instruments as possible, then sure.

sean · « **Reply #71 on:** 20 Nov 2009, 12:59 »

guys what is up with this thread?

Ballard · « **Reply #72 on:** 20 Nov 2009, 13:15 »

I'm surprised that took two pages.

Ozymandias · « **Reply #73 on:** 20 Nov 2009, 13:33 »

I can't believe this thread is at 2 pages what is wrong with you people I am going to phone your mothers.

Dliessmgg · « **Reply #74 on:** 20 Nov 2009, 13:54 »

This thread does not exist, nothing to see here, go on with what you've done before.

Ballard · « **Reply #75 on:** 20 Nov 2009, 14:35 »

This thread is now about postcount padding.

Liz · « **Reply #76 on:** 20 Nov 2009, 15:12 »

Now that is something I can get behind.

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #77 on:** 20 Nov 2009, 16:22 »

Isn't that what all threads are about, though?

Alex C · « **Reply #78 on:** 20 Nov 2009, 16:24 »

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #79 on:** 20 Nov 2009, 16:33 »

Quite.

JD · « **Reply #80 on:** 20 Nov 2009, 23:10 »

NANOTECHCORE

Scientists have created tiny screaming robots with mad guitar skills. Their most famous song "Why Do We Exist, What The Fuck Is Wrong With You People"

jhocking · « **Reply #81 on:** 21 Nov 2009, 06:18 »

They play concerts inside your ears.

Dliessmgg · « **Reply #82 on:** 21 Nov 2009, 10:52 »

HIHATCORE

Bands of at least seven drummers use hihats in different shapes and sizes as their only instruments.

Ballard · « **Reply #83 on:** 21 Nov 2009, 10:57 »

Next person to make a -core genre gets publicly humiliated by the internet.

Be creative, folks.

Scarychips · « **Reply #84 on:** 21 Nov 2009, 11:54 »

Geez, Ballard. I was going to post an awesome -core genre, but since you're such a PARTY-POOPER, I will only participate in the postcount padding that this thread is.

Scarychips · « **Reply #85 on:** 21 Nov 2009, 11:54 »

Really, geez.

öde · « **Reply #86 on:** 21 Nov 2009, 11:56 »

CORECORE

IT'S THE HARDCORE CORE OF THE CORE SCENE

jhocking · « **Reply #87 on:** 21 Nov 2009, 13:19 »

EUGENECORE

Some guy just gets on the mike and complains that the audience is a bunch of slackers and should go find something better to do.

sean · « **Reply #88 on:** 21 Nov 2009, 13:22 »

Quote from: jhocking on 21 Nov 2009, 13:19

EUGENECORE

Some guy just gets on the mike and complains that the audience is a bunch of slackers and should go do coke

jhocking · « **Reply #89 on:** 21 Nov 2009, 13:24 »

not to be confused with

GENECORE

Every show the entire band ejaculates into a cup and this is used to artificially inseminate a random audience-member onstage. 9 months later they take paternity tests to determine whose sperm won the race.

Ozymandias · « **Reply #90 on:** 21 Nov 2009, 13:49 »

ALBANIAN POOPPOP

Patrick sings on Albanian national television from the inside of a public restroom stall.

BrittanyMarie · « **Reply #91 on:** 21 Nov 2009, 20:10 »

Quote from: KharBevNor on 20 Nov 2009, 06:33

NATURAL FOLK

Bearded men gather in rural public houses, stone circles, etc., remove all their clothes, drink home-made cider from petrol cans and play raucously on guitars and fiddles in the hope that the god of the sun will grant them buxsome maidens, a good harvest and ultra-rare Fairport Convention vinyl.

I'd be all over this shit. 1 buxom maiden reporting in

Liz · « **Reply #92 on:** 21 Nov 2009, 23:53 »

Dude. Count me in too. I am pretty buxom?

KharBevNor · « **Reply #93 on:** 22 Nov 2009, 00:03 »

They ain't winsome bearded hipsters. They are serious men with livestock and home-knitted jumpers.

BrittanyMarie · « **Reply #94 on:** 22 Nov 2009, 00:56 »

Khar, Liz and I live in a place where this is the most popularist local band and this guy regularly sells out the mid-size venues. My favorite place in high school was a barn. (to be fair it had a half pipe upstairs, and also some shows sometimes, along with the smelly smelly pigs downstairs). I know people who still use wood fired stoves exclusively. Though I'm probably just thinking idealized Americana and not straight up everything-phobic rednecks. You just happened to mention all things I actually like.

Lines · « **Reply #95 on:** 22 Nov 2009, 08:19 »

I'd be pretty surprised if that didn't already happen in the rural parts of this country.

valley_parade · « **Reply #96 on:** 22 Nov 2009, 08:24 »

Quote from: KharBevNor on 19 Nov 2009, 23:44

ROCK AND COAL

Welsh garage rock played a hundred metres underground with pneumatic drills and blasting caps for percussion.

I've already dreamed up bands with a coal powered amp, and a member whose sole job in the band is to shovel coal.

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #97 on:** 22 Nov 2009, 09:16 »

Wouldn't that just be steam-powered music? I think it would be best if maybe it were really angry and made by people who had more attitude than musical ability. You know, to shake up the system. I think you see where I'm going with this.

It should be Steam Punk.

Ballard · « **Reply #98 on:** 22 Nov 2009, 15:05 »

I was suggesting people invent genres other than ones that end in core, not shitting on the party.

Quote from: jhocking on 21 Nov 2009, 13:24

not to be confused with

GENECORE

Every show the entire band ejaculates into a cup and this is used to artificially inseminate a random audience-member onstage. 9 months later they take paternity tests to determine whose sperm won the race.

The prospect of this makes me intensely uncomfortable.

Not to mention, do you guys really want my offspring running around?

Jace · « **Reply #99 on:** 22 Nov 2009, 15:12 »

SHITCORE

The band takes shit and puts it in the ears of those in the audience.
SHITCORE bands include Coldplay, Nickelback, and brokenCYDE

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