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Hey what's up with this thread
« on: 19 Nov 2009, 20:25 »

Why is it here let's come up with a purpose for this dang ol' thread
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Re: Hey what's up with this thread
« Reply #1 on: 19 Nov 2009, 20:41 »

Is this thread for whining about something? Because we've got a lot of those...
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Re: Hey what's up with this thread
« Reply #2 on: 19 Nov 2009, 20:48 »

No way.  This is a thread about thinking up awesome thread purposes.
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Re: Hey what's up with this thread
« Reply #3 on: 19 Nov 2009, 20:50 »

Dude guiz we should totally make a thread about _____ because _____ is so ______ and _____ ______ _____________________ !!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Hey what's up with this thread
« Reply #4 on: 19 Nov 2009, 20:54 »

Honestly, I was going to say we should start a thread about movies we've seen recently, or books that we have read, but those belong to different forums.


Let's start a thread about what we have bought at the grocers lately. Or what our opinions are on Wal Mart or the economy, except those threads also belong in a different subforum.


It seems we have a problem of too much organization.
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Re: Hey what's up with this thread
« Reply #5 on: 19 Nov 2009, 20:56 »

groceries?
 
sorry guys but i dont give two shits about what yr eating. or knowing the title of the song yr currently listening to.
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Re: Hey what's up with this thread
« Reply #6 on: 19 Nov 2009, 20:57 »

oh shit music forum venting sorry guys wrong forum
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Re: Hey what's up with this thread
« Reply #7 on: 19 Nov 2009, 21:02 »

FUCK YOUS GUYSSSSSSS
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Re: Hey what's up with this thread
« Reply #8 on: 19 Nov 2009, 21:03 »

(In the pooper.)
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Re: Hey what's up with this thread
« Reply #9 on: 19 Nov 2009, 21:07 »

thread = over
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Re: Hey what's up with this thread
« Reply #10 on: 19 Nov 2009, 21:08 »

groceries?
 
sorry guys but i dont give two shits about what yr eating. or knowing the title of the song yr currently listening to.



It was meant as a joke.


As in, "Man, well, we can't post about books in here, or music, or art, or movies, or politics, so uh....lets talk about ....groceries..."


Or I guess the weather could do nicely. I mean, that what you talk about with people when you can't think of anything else, right?
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Re: Hey what's up with this thread
« Reply #11 on: 19 Nov 2009, 21:14 »

In this thread, it is 2436.

I am in my bunker, hiding from the Apple and Microsoft cyborgs duels.
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Re: Hey what's up with this thread
« Reply #12 on: 19 Nov 2009, 21:15 »

(Beware. Hidden in your bunker is a secret camera that lets the Lord RoboGates track your every move)
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Re: Hey what's up with this thread
« Reply #13 on: 19 Nov 2009, 21:16 »

I probably would have said this thread is for posting some of those hilarious images depicting felines in increasing states of absurdity, eliciting laughter. Unfortunately categorisation strikes again, as we already have a thread in this forum for them!

Darn.

In that case, I vote this thread should be a sandwich thread reboot - everyone give us a recipe for a really good sandwich. N.B. A sandwich should be taken to mean "any kind of delicious stuff in the middle of two bread or bread-like layers"
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Re: Hey what's up with this thread
« Reply #14 on: 19 Nov 2009, 21:17 »

(Beware. Hidden in your bunker is a secret camera that lets the Lord RoboGates track your every move)

FUCK FUCK WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME SOONER!?!
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Re: Hey what's up with this thread
« Reply #15 on: 19 Nov 2009, 21:19 »

(He also has hidden radar which can pinpoint your brain and send messages directly to it to control you. Be aware. Do you hear any hushed unfamiliar voices?)
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Re: Hey what's up with this thread
« Reply #16 on: 19 Nov 2009, 21:20 »

This thread is probably for talking about how blazed you are.
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Re: Hey what's up with this thread
« Reply #17 on: 19 Nov 2009, 21:21 »

(Do you hear any hushed unfamiliar voices?)

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Re: Hey what's up with this thread
« Reply #18 on: 19 Nov 2009, 21:21 »

"Hey, you should go install Windows: Armageddon into your braindrive."
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Re: Hey what's up with this thread
« Reply #19 on: 19 Nov 2009, 21:22 »

(He also has hidden radar which can pinpoint your brain and send messages directly to it to control you. Be aware. Do you hear any hushed unfamiliar voices?)

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Re: Hey what's up with this thread
« Reply #20 on: 19 Nov 2009, 21:34 »

Let's make this a thread about, oh, making up awesome animals. Mash up the features of other animals to come up with something like the platypus (only, y'know, not real.)

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Re: Hey what's up with this thread
« Reply #21 on: 19 Nov 2009, 21:35 »

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Re: Hey what's up with this thread
« Reply #22 on: 19 Nov 2009, 21:36 »

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Re: Hey what's up with this thread
« Reply #23 on: 19 Nov 2009, 21:37 »

now describe it

or better yet draw a picture

or even better, someone else draw a picture of the animal he came up with

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Re: Hey what's up with this thread
« Reply #24 on: 19 Nov 2009, 21:37 »

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Re: Hey what's up with this thread
« Reply #25 on: 19 Nov 2009, 21:38 »

I will get a tattoo of a squig if cool enough.


Also,


This thread is probably for talking about how blazed you are.


Yes.
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Re: Hey what's up with this thread
« Reply #26 on: 19 Nov 2009, 21:39 »

Let's make this a thread about, oh, making up awesome animals. Mash up the features of other animals to come up with something like the platypus (only, y'know, not real.)

Actually, the platypus is just something we made up to scare foreigners, like the drop bear and Steve Irwin.
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Re: Hey what's up with this thread
« Reply #27 on: 19 Nov 2009, 21:39 »

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Re: Hey what's up with this thread
« Reply #28 on: 19 Nov 2009, 21:40 »

"squig" sounds like an urbandictionary entry.

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Re: Hey what's up with this thread
« Reply #29 on: 19 Nov 2009, 21:41 »

totally squigged all over that bitch last night yo
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Re: Hey what's up with this thread
« Reply #30 on: 19 Nov 2009, 21:43 »

If the whole "making up animals" topic doesn't work out, we could make this thread about words that sound dirty but aren't.

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Re: Hey what's up with this thread
« Reply #31 on: 19 Nov 2009, 21:43 »

then I masticated with her food products
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Re: Hey what's up with this thread
« Reply #32 on: 19 Nov 2009, 21:54 »

Not as cool as a squid pig. I'm actually pretty disappointed.



Anyway, so once my boyfriend and I went over to a coworker's house. Dude was serious about his pot. Spent like $400 on a mason jar of pot. So we all hung out and got super high. Then we decided we were hungry. Before leaving to go get food, my boyfriend decided he was going to sit in the bathroom for about 30 minutes and puke everywhere. When he came out, we all laid on the sofa and napped for like 15 minutes, and then went out to get taco bell.

We take the coworker's super fancy car. And head over to a Taco Bell in a fairly crappy neighborhood. We order $52 worth of food, and are then told to stay by the sign and not pull forward, without being told any sort of reasoning as to why. We sit for a few minutes and hear no word.So we start to pull forward a little, and the lady comes over the speaker and tells us not to. At this point we are freaking out, and trying to decide if we should just leave or not. We are convinced the cops are on their way. After about an eternity, the coworker finally asks the lady why we can't pull forward. She tells him its because we have such a large order and that if we were to sit at the window for it, it would screw up their time tickets and they'd get in trouble or some shit. Then, a short period later she let us pull through.

Moral of the story: Buy tacos before gets stoned.
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Re: Hey what's up with this thread
« Reply #33 on: 19 Nov 2009, 22:06 »

I dunno, I could go with the stoned stories theme.


One time, my friends and I went to the local park on a beautiful spring day with the aim of hotboxing my friend's taurus. Little did we know that that this particular park was hosting some sort of Minnesota K-9 competition that day. We had to drive out of their stoned out of our minds as sheriff's department vehicles from a half dozen counties rolled in with police dogs. I have no idea how the hell we managed to just drive out of their like nothing was going on it. It was like a miracle, only dumber.
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Re: Hey what's up with this thread
« Reply #34 on: 19 Nov 2009, 22:06 »

Wait, so Emaline, your first suggestion was to start a thread listing the titles of books people have read recently or movies people have seen? I am confused as to why anyone would care what movie I watched, unless I was going to voice my opinion about it as well, and I don't see why that shouldn't be a more in-depth discussion in its own thread. You know, if I want to coo and drool over sparkly vampires, I see no problem doing it in a Twilight thread. And we already know the general opinion on simple list threads.
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Re: Hey what's up with this thread
« Reply #35 on: 19 Nov 2009, 22:08 »

Well, then, Miss Katie, what is your suggestion?


New idea: Don't take a dump on other people's ideas, unless you can up with your own.


Not saying that's what you did there. Just saying in general.
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Re: Hey what's up with this thread
« Reply #36 on: 19 Nov 2009, 22:15 »

See I didn't have one, or at least a good one, which is why I didn't offer one in the first place.
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Re: Hey what's up with this thread
« Reply #37 on: 19 Nov 2009, 22:22 »

Well, we can either sit around with our thumbs up our asses, complaining, or we can attempt to do some things. One is a bit more productive than the others.
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Re: Hey what's up with this thread
« Reply #38 on: 19 Nov 2009, 22:23 »

This thread is probably for talking about how blazed you are.


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Re: Hey what's up with this thread
« Reply #39 on: 19 Nov 2009, 22:24 »



I am here to shit all over your ideas.
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« Reply #40 on: 19 Nov 2009, 22:26 »

i lol'd!
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Re: Hey what's up with this thread
« Reply #41 on: 19 Nov 2009, 22:44 »

Hey

This sounds more like a pokedex quote there, jhocking.

"Jhocking, ancient type pokemon..."

This could be a fun thread, where we make up pokedex entries for each other. Someone else start it, I can't think right now who I'd do as the first post of this thread.
Someone go make this thread.
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« Reply #42 on: 19 Nov 2009, 22:55 »

I got a fun idea. Let us guess how many times others have considered self-destruction in the last month.

Johnny: Less than five.
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« Reply #43 on: 19 Nov 2009, 22:57 »

Khar: Seventeen.
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« Reply #44 on: 19 Nov 2009, 23:43 »

:c

Okay new topic, now we are making up genres of music.
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« Reply #45 on: 19 Nov 2009, 23:44 »

ROCK AND COAL

Welsh garage rock played a hundred metres underground with pneumatic drills and blasting caps for percussion.
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« Reply #46 on: 19 Nov 2009, 23:47 »

EPILEPTICORE

Electroclash-influenced spaz-metal where the intensity of the instrumentation is linked directly to the wattage of the bulbs in the 400 different-colored strobe lights that surround the band onstage.
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« Reply #47 on: 19 Nov 2009, 23:59 »

FINNISH ORTHODOX HYPER-MINIMALISM.

Electronic genre made by sickly finniah youths living in the woods. Band names, album titles and song titles must be one symbol long. Every song can only have two notes used a maximum of ten times. Albums are 10" 45rpm vinyl, carved by hand.

Ladies who are hardcore into this scene take pills that make them grow scraggly beards.
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« Reply #48 on: 20 Nov 2009, 00:00 »

I can't top that.
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« Reply #49 on: 20 Nov 2009, 00:03 »

DEEP IKEA AMBIENT

Another niche Scandinavian genre. A combination of nature sounds and aeolian harps and chimes, layed over deep electronic drones that act as a carrier for subliminal hypnotic messages and binaural beats which reprogram your subconscious mind, allowing you to assemble flatpack furniture.
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