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[Jace]

Sam: Beard type pokemon.
The Sam is able to grow a beard to shame other pokemon. Communication with the Sam is limited.


ADD NEW POKEDEX ENTRIES OR ADD TO WHAT WE'VE GOT.

[scarred]

Zombiedude: Stoic badass pokemon.
The Zombiedude's vast powers range from beating you in poker to assfucking a nun while simultaneously firing two machine guns wildly into the air and managing to hit every single goddamn seagull that ever flew. Sightings are rare.

[Spluff]

Khar:

This pokemon was dropped from the final release of the game, as developers found it too upsetting to children.

[Lummer]

Oh shit this is gonna be good.

[the_pied_piper]

E.Spaceman: Electric/Fighting type Pokémon often found in urban areas.

The E.Spaceman is often found carrying a Shinai and uses it to deal great damage to those who follow young person's trends.

Strengths: 2x Damage against all Hipster Pokémon.
Weaknesses: Excessive heat causes complaining to leave defenses open and takes 1.5x damage.

Special moves: The Hipster Sweep
E.Spaceman uses the Shinai as a broom sweeping away all Pokémon in a 20 foot radius and causing paralysis to all non-Fire type Pokémon.

Old Man
E.Spaceman gains knowledge beyond his years for one move and puts all Pokémon in a 10 foot radius to sleep.

[Dollface]

Oh shit this is gonna be good.

[Jace]

Dollface: Psychic type pokemon found in cold areas.

The Dollface can confuse anyone.

Strengths: Making other pokemon go "what the fuck"
Weaknesses: Alcohol.

Special Moves: Finnish Frostbite
Dollface reminds people that it is fucking cold, all pokemon in the area get really chilly as they remember how fucking cold it is. They are all paralyzed.

[David_Dovey]

Shane (valley-parade)

Noise-type Pokémon

Strengths: Feedback, epic riffage.

Weaknesses: Vintage Fender, Eastwood, Danelectro

[Lines]

Jace: fighting type pokemon, usually found in hot places, but can sometimes be found in snowy places

The Jace can kick your butt with his crab like leg moves.

Strengths: Crabcore
Weaknesses: boybands

Special move: The Crab Bash.
He gets in crab stance and then pulls out a guitar, leaps into the air, and then smashes the guitar on your head, causing you to be dazed.

[ZJGent]

Darryl: Yorkshire-type pokemon (yes I know that is a new type so what)

Known to make a dark, comfy cave in which to hide from the daylight, built from mixtapes and musical instruments. A small, pale, wan pokemon who leaves the herd at a young age to strike out on its own.

Strengths: Music, Graphic Wizkiddery
Weaknesses: Sunlight, Southern Comfort

Special Attack: Ukulele STRIKE - deals damage equivalent to discordance of noise made.

[Christophe]

Tommydski--loving-type Pokemon, not fighting-type Pokemon. Nowadays only spotted in rural Scotland.

Strengths: +10 charm when pitted against female Pokemon, attack power doubles when given Shot Of Bourbon
Weaknesses: -4 defence when pitted against crustacean Pokemon, Ryan Adams, or any combination of the two

Special moves:
Raped! By Capybaras: Tommydski commands his Capybara army to brutally subjugate his opponent. Attack multiplier increases with every Capybara recruited into the Capybara army.
Talking about bands: Tommydski throws a vinyl copy of Developer at his opponent and proceeds to talk about why it is the best Silkworm album until his opponent gets tired of listening to him and leaves.

[KharBevNor]

Khar:

This pokemon was dropped from the final release of the game, as developers found it too upsetting to children.

:c

[IronOxide]

E.Spaceman: Electric/Fighting type Pokémon often found in urban areas.

The E.Spaceman is often found carrying a Shinai and uses it to deal great damage to those who follow young person's trends.

Strengths: 2x Damage against all Hipster Pokémon.
Weaknesses: Excessive heat causes complaining to leave defenses open and takes 1.5x damage.

Special moves: The Hipster Sweep
E.Spaceman uses the Shinai as a broom sweeping away all Pokémon in a 20 foot radius and causing paralysis to all non-Fire type Pokémon.

Old Man
E.Spaceman gains knowledge beyond his years for one move and puts all Pokémon in a 10 foot radius to sleep.

You forgot the most important move

Dad Fuck
Emilio fucks your dad. Your dad is now fucked.

[Jace]

Man is that an inside joke or something because I don't even know where that would come from. I have never heard of Emilio fucking dads or anything of that sort.

Christophe: Music type Pokemon found in sunny climates, and scotland.

Strengths: unknown at this time
Weaknesses: Growing facial hair.

Special moves: Oh Merciful Lord That Beard
Christophe grows a beard. It horrifies you, your pokemon, and also his trainer. Take damage from fear.

[Christophe]

Emilio likes fathers, he says they're not so bad
AHHHH C'MON FUCK A DAD

[Jace]

ADDENDUM to Christophe:
Strength: Citing Chuggo lyrics

Special Ability: AHHHH C'MON
Christophe finds a way to rhyme AHHHH C'MON FUCK A ______ into a sentence about the opposing pokemon. Defense and attack is lowered.

[KickThatBathProf]

Hey guys when does Burnt Sienna Version come out?

[calenlass]

Katie

Strength: hair, arguing
Weakness: shoes, power tools

Special Attack: hair crawls down your throat when you aren't looking and strangles you.

[Lines]

Linds: cuddle-type pokemon, found in sunny places

The Linds is a very friendly, but dangerous pokemon. Overfond of cuddling, resulting in suffocation of her victims.

Strength: height
Weakness: pollen, gravity, short temper

Special Attack: Search and Destroy
When angered, the Linds uses her long arms to grab her nemesis and slowly suffocate them by squishing their face into her chest. They die happily.

[jhocking]

coming up with pokemans for yourself is weak

[Liz]

Someone do one for me!

[Christophe]

Shane (valley-parade)

Noise-type Pokémon

Strengths: Feedback, epic riffage.

Weaknesses: Vintage Fender, Eastwood, Danelectro

Addendum:

Special Move: COMMMMMMMMBINATION
Shane tells his opponent about the song "Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell". Opponent gets so hooked on the song, he dies.

[Sox]

ZJGent
Dapper Type
The Social Pokemon

Upstanding, in both character and build. Social and well mannered. Other pokemon find ZJGent agreeable largely thanks to it's fluent speech and charming demeanour.

Strengths:
Manners, light intoxication, being happily drunk. The feeling of empowerment before the realisation you've had too much to drink.
Weaknesses:
The morning after, polite requests.

Special attack: Affable Smile
The target is rendered docile with an invitation to a cordial gathering for drinks.

[Jimmy the Squid]

Jhocking
Ancient Type Pokemon.

Jhocking, having a millienia of experience, has many skills making him a formidable opponent. Capable of talking at great length about subjects no one cares about, Jhocking is usually curiously brief in conversation. Jhocking has been known to become engaged to, but never marry, female pokemon.

Strengths:
Vast store of knowledge allows Jhocking to instinctively know the weaknesses of other pokemon.
Weaknesses:
Ancient and brittle bones (vulnerable to Rock Type Pokemon).

Special Attack: Nostalgic Anecdote
The target is put to sleep by a long and meandering story of when Jhocking was "back in college".

[David_Dovey]

Jimmy I was struggling to find a way to make a J-Ho pokeman with a fiance joke. Good show, old bean.

[calenlass]

ZJGent
Dapper Type
The Social Pokemon

Upstanding, in both character and build. Social and well mannered. Other pokemon find ZJGent agreeable largely thanks to it's fluent speech and charming demeanour.

Strengths:
Manners, light intoxication, being happily drunk. The feeling of empowerment before the realisation you've had too much to drink.
Weaknesses:
The morning after.

Special attack: Affable Smile
The target is rendered docile with an invitation to a cordial gathering for drinks.

Addendum

Strengths: disguises
Weaknesses: 50% sale at the local costume mart

[Jace]

Liz: Creep type pokemon

Strengths: Shoes, Liz-face
Weaknesses: Webcest, Shoes

A curious specimen, the Liz's weakness is also her strength.

Special Abilities: One Thousand Faces of Silly
Liz makes a ton of silly faces, it paralyzes and damages the opponent.

Creeper be creepin
The Liz creeps on you, this ability might not have any affect. No one really knows how this works.

[the_pied_piper]

Man is that an inside joke or something because I don't even know where that would come from. I have never heard of Emilio fucking dads or anything of that sort.

Christophe: Music type Pokemon found in sunny climates, and scotland.

Strengths: unknown at this time
Weaknesses: Growing facial hair.

Special moves: Oh Merciful Lord That Beard
Christophe grows a beard. It horrifies you, your pokemon, and also his trainer. Take damage from fear.

ADDENDUM to Christophe:
Strength: Citing Chuggo lyrics

Special Ability: AHHHH C'MON
Christophe finds a way to rhyme AHHHH C'MON FUCK A ______ into a sentence about the opposing pokemon. Defense and attack is lowered.

Strength addendum: Morphing lyrics from any song to current circumstance.

Special Ability: YUM YUM
Christophe takes the lyrics to the Pizza Hut/Taco Bell song and changes them to apply to the current situation. Opponent is dazed and fails next attack automatically.

[the_pied_piper]

Shane (valley-parade)

Noise-type Pokémon

Strengths: Feedback, epic riffage.

Weaknesses: Vintage Fender, Eastwood, Danelectro

Special Ability: Guitar Project
Shane uses his guitar building skills to rearrange the attacks of the opposing Pokémon. The opponent can choose from a limited list of moves that are not very effective against Shane.

[Zingoleb]

you're all a bunch of nerds

[öde]

Bryan

Electric-type Pokemon

Usually found indoors near power sockets and circuit boards for which is has an affinity for. Although more than capable in the physical world, it shuns social contact and prefers to operate through digital mediums. Wild Byrans have never been seen without a 360 controller, even from a young age, and tame specimens become broody and unco-operative when it is taken away from them.

Strengths: games

Weaknesses: female pokemon

Special Ability: 100%
Bryan can identify all the weaknesses of his enemy and attack them for massive damage.

Special Ability: Walkthrough
Bryan will tell you where everything in the game is, and how to get it or do it.

[Jace]

Dollface: Psychic type pokemon found in cold areas.

The Dollface can confuse anyone.

Strengths: Making other pokemon go "what the fuck"
Weaknesses: Alcohol.

Special Moves: Finnish Frostbite
Dollface reminds people that it is fucking cold, all pokemon in the area get really chilly as they remember how fucking cold it is. They are all paralyzed.

ADDENDUM

Booze Blast
A mist of booze is blasted forth from the mouth of the Dollface, causing all pokemon in the battle to be dazed.

Pub Crawl
imagine this: A WILD DOLLFACE APPEARED. WILD DOLLFACE USED TELEPORT. LATER YOU SEE WILD DOLLFACE AT THE PUB.

[Jace]

Rob: Statistics type pokemon usually founded on grassy areas. A very versitile pokemon that likes games like foot ball and hockey, possibly tennis
Strengths: knowlege of other pokemon and their attacks
Weakness: some times stop to tell about scores  to other pokemons that dont know what he/she is on about
Special Moves:
Green Mile. Green mile is illusion technique that other pokemon see that there is big grassy field and the Rob is at other end of that field, then the Rob uses multiple attacks  from two to five with his football kicking skills
Chart Talk
The Rob talks about football talk to baffle other pokemon into confusion and usually this is followed by "green mile"


This comes courtesy of Dollface via meebo.

[Jace]

Sam: Beard type pokemon.
The Sam is able to grow a beard to shame other pokemon. Communication with the Sam is limited.

ADDENDUM TO SAM!

Strengths: Hardcore basslines, shit is intense. Growing a beard
Weaknesses: Communicating with his trainer. Not growing a beard
Special Moves:
Electric Beard Buzz
The Sam creates static electricity via his massive facial hair to power his bass and melt the bones of other pokemon.
Confusion
I have no idea what the fuck that kid is saying sometimes.

[Christophe]

More special moves:
Get Throwed
The Sam picks up his opponent and gets him throwed off a bridge.

[Jace]

Another Dollface update.

Jens: Cold type pokemon. Found in mountains and fjords in the north.
Strength: Intelligent and traveling fast to different places
Weaknesses: The Jens sleeps 15 to 20 hours per day. This makes him immobile.
Special Attacks:
Grease to Decrease
The Jens are peaceful creatures, ergo this attack is mostly defensive. The Jens grease the enemy's feet to make the slip and fall over.
Pikes Peak
The Jens lures his opponents to rivers or lakes, then he divides the river and as his opponent tries to cross it, he deals massive damage using his northern magic.
Case of the Rollins
The Jens yells at you a lot and lowers your defense while upping his strength

[jodizzle]

Guys where is my pokemon?  DOn't I deserve a Pokemon?

[LeeC]

I always liked playing red as opposed to blue...but I did always trade with my broter so I could get sandshrew.  Love that little guy!

[snalin]

Addendum to Jens:

Weakness: Mix-Tape Pokemon.

[valley_parade]

Special Ability: Serve "Coffee"
Shane secretes a substance called Frappuchino from various bodily orifices, which he collects in a cup and throws at the opposing Pokémon. Flip a coin. If heads, the opposing Pokémon fails to catch the cup, is struck in the head instead and is incapacitated for two rounds. If tails, the opposing Pokémon is surprised at the deliciousness of the Frappuchino, and gains Caffeine High for two rounds.

Is my opponent a tween girl? I think Frappucinos are pretty terrible tasting, honestly.

[Dollface]

Jodizzle: Urban/fighting type pokemon.

Strength: Brute force.
Weaknesses: mirrors.

Jodizzle's are usually found in urban areas like gyms they have habit of flexing their muscles front of a mirror, they have roller skates so they move in great speed but only in urban areas, they posses imense muscular strength they usually in fight picks up object like cars or buildings and throw at it to his enemy but some reason they dont pick saab brand of cars, scientist dont know why.

Special Attacks:

There will be blood!
this is brutal attack that deals huge damage by pummeling foe to bloody pulp only down side is that when Jodizzle uses this attack it will not stop until combat is over or Jodizzle is summoned back.

[Lines]

Is my opponent a tween girl? I think Frappucinos are pretty terrible tasting, honestly.

Or someone who just really hates coffee. Like me.

Shane, I think you and I should battle.

[valley_parade]

And get smooshed to death by yr boobs?

Frig yeah.

[Lines]

Somebody be my trainer and give me more powers! It's onnnnnn!

[LeeC]

Linds! I Choose you!

cuddly attack! Render the opponent catatonic!

[valley_parade]

I'm catatonic, don't worry.

But it's more "omg fuzz pedals" right now than anything else.

[öde]

Jodie evolved into Lil' Outlaw!

Lil' Outlaw learnt Oh Bondage!

When Lil' Outlaw uses Oh Bondage, the opposing pokemon will be constricted with hugs.

Lil' Outlaw learnt Hello Kitty!

When Lil' Outlaw uses Hello Kitty, she will throw a random Hello Kitty product at the opponent, ranging from vibrators to chocolates.

Lil' Outlaw learnt Cheese Hat!

When Lil' Outlaw uses Cheese Hat, she will hide under a cheese hat for the next round. Has a small chance of attracting a lobster to fight for her instead in that round.

[KickThatBathProf]

Do one for me too!

You know, the person you know nothing about.

[Lunchbox]

Jodie evolved into Lil' Outlaw!

Lil' Outlaw learnt Oh Bondage!

When Lil' Outlaw uses Oh Bondage, the opposing pokemon will be constricted with hugs.

Yes.

Also Shane perhaps switch Frappuccino around with espresso or something. It works better I guess.

[Christophe]