Topic: Jhocking and McTaggart have a brief misunderstanding, then bat dicks (Read 15045 times)

JD · « **Reply #1 on:** 27 Feb 2010, 20:26 »

Ignore who

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #2 on:** 27 Feb 2010, 20:33 »

See the thread I actually meant to make,

LTK · « **Reply #3 on:** 28 Feb 2010, 04:00 »

You do know that there is a 'delete' button right there at the top right corner, right?

jhocking · « **Reply #4 on:** 28 Feb 2010, 07:39 »

With advanced AI reading every post, we will one day have a special word filter that can replace entire accounts with the title of this thread.

McTaggart · « **Reply #5 on:** 28 Feb 2010, 07:48 »

Hey can I work on that kind of stuff as art if I fuck up trying to get there via science?

jhocking · « **Reply #6 on:** 28 Feb 2010, 08:27 »

Was that an attack against me? I would assume not, since that would require knowing more about me than I generally talk about, but man does that sound like an attack against me.

McTaggart · « **Reply #7 on:** 28 Feb 2010, 08:42 »

That wasn't at all my intent. I'm really sorry if you took it that way, I can see now how you could read it like that. The more I think about it the meaner that seems but I really didn't mean to offend.

It was mostly a throwaway comment that came from knowing you have a background in art and then noticing that there can actually be a big intersection in what people from either side are interested in (not that they're even really separate and opposing sides now that I'm thinking about what I'm saying). I said something dumb and I'm sorry about that.

jhocking · « **Reply #8 on:** 28 Feb 2010, 09:31 »

eh you were just hitting on a nerve you didn't know about

Long story short, lots of people, including myself sometimes, look at what I do and wonder if it's art or I'm a wannabe researcher trying to get around the scientific establishment.

20 jazz funk greats · « **Reply #9 on:** 28 Feb 2010, 09:47 »

Quote from: jhocking on 28 Feb 2010, 07:39

With advanced AI reading every post, we will one day have a special word filter that can replace entire accounts with the title of this thread.

joe, you and i are in similar positions.

(in terms of our actual jobs)

McTaggart · « **Reply #10 on:** 28 Feb 2010, 10:03 »

Quote from: jhocking on 28 Feb 2010, 09:31

eh you were just hitting on a nerve you didn't know about

Long story short, lots of people, including myself sometimes, look at what I do and wonder if it's art or I'm a wannabe researcher trying to get around the scientific establishment.

Honestly, going around the silly politics of the scientific academic community (at least as far as I've experienced it) to chase up something you're interested in is a very commendable thing. I think as long as you're satisfying your curiosity and keeping yourself interested in what you're doing then you're golden.

Tom · « **Reply #11 on:** 28 Feb 2010, 11:57 »

Quote from: LTK on 28 Feb 2010, 04:00

You do know that there is a 'delete' button right there at the top right corner, right?

Only mods can delete threads on this board.

LTK · « **Reply #12 on:** 28 Feb 2010, 13:01 »

I don't know about whole threads, but delete the only post in it and it's gone, right?

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #13 on:** 28 Feb 2010, 15:15 »

I like where this thread has gone too much to try it now.

scarred · « **Reply #14 on:** 28 Feb 2010, 22:13 »

needs more bat dick

Scarychips · « **Reply #15 on:** 01 Mar 2010, 21:44 »

less talk more action

Inlander · « **Reply #16 on:** 01 Mar 2010, 21:52 »

I just realised that the urethral opening of that bat's penis appears to be upside-down.

Wait, how do I know it's not mine that's upside-down?! Men, drop your pants and show me what you've got. I need to check this.

pilsner · « **Reply #17 on:** 02 Mar 2010, 03:58 »

Dude, that bat's scrotum is about 1/4 the size of his head. He probably should not be your anatomical model for life.

scarred · « **Reply #18 on:** 02 Mar 2010, 04:04 »

Also, he is a bat

pilsner · « **Reply #19 on:** 02 Mar 2010, 04:12 »

That explains the wings! I was wondering about those!

scarred · « **Reply #20 on:** 02 Mar 2010, 04:14 »

Actually, those are flippers. He's an Aquabat.

pilsner · « **Reply #21 on:** 02 Mar 2010, 04:17 »

Lies. Everyone knows Aquabats wear facemasks to protect their true identities.

Inlander · « **Reply #22 on:** 02 Mar 2010, 04:40 »

You guys are all missing the point that this bat's penis might be upside-down. I mean there are already a bunch of nasty illnesses that can be transmitted from bats to humans, how do I know that twisty-dick isn't one of them??

scarred · « **Reply #23 on:** 02 Mar 2010, 04:44 »

That seems like less of an illness and more of a genetic physical disorder.

So the real question is, has anyone in your bloodline had sexual relations with bats?

Inlander · « **Reply #24 on:** 02 Mar 2010, 04:46 »

Well, there was that scientific research back in the late 90s or early 00s that said bats and humans might be "closely related", but I don't think that's what they meant . . .

LTK · « **Reply #25 on:** 02 Mar 2010, 09:17 »

Needs more videos of duck corkscrew penises. Duck penises for SCIENCE.

RallyMonkey · « **Reply #26 on:** 02 Mar 2010, 09:46 »

You also have to realize bats spend the majority of their life upside down, thusly making their penis right side up.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #27 on:** 04 Mar 2010, 20:29 »

So if you walk into a cave of bats, wear eye protection.

jhocking · « **Reply #28 on:** 06 Mar 2010, 15:14 »

I wanna repost this from another thread because it makes me proud. This is off-topic, but hell there's barely a topic anyway:

I finally started learning Unity since the tool has gone free and I had some time last weekend. I built a quick web demo because I wanted to play with simple flocking behavior, developing in this tool is ridiculously fast:
http://www.newarteest.com/unity/unity.html

(Unless you've already got the plugin, you'll need to download the Unity browser plugin.)

KharBevNor · « **Reply #29 on:** 06 Mar 2010, 16:09 »

I think your web identity needs more oomph.

How about 'Joseph Hocking - Dreamweaver'

JD · « **Reply #30 on:** 06 Mar 2010, 17:39 »

Quote from: jhocking on 06 Mar 2010, 15:14

I wanna repost this from another thread because it makes me proud. This is off-topic, but hell there's barely a topic anyway:

I finally started learning Unity since the tool has gone free and I had some time last weekend. I built a quick web demo because I wanted to play with simple flocking behavior, developing in this tool is ridiculously fast:
http://www.newarteest.com/unity/unity.html

(Unless you've already got the plugin, you'll need to download the Unity browser plugin.)

Managed to jump off the map, yessssss

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