Topic: WCT Dec 28 2009 to Jan 1 2010 (Read 48339 times)

westrim · « **on:** 27 Dec 2009, 21:03 »

Am I seriously the first one to make the thread? This is kind of weird.
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I feel like I should say something witty, but I've got nothing. Sorry.
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Oh! Is this the start of the Sweet Tits mini arc I recall Jeph mentioning?

celticgeek · « **Reply #1 on:** 27 Dec 2009, 21:09 »

It sounds like Yelling Bird is planning one heck of a party!!

Zingoleb · « **Reply #2 on:** 27 Dec 2009, 22:08 »

Bring on the herpeeees

zagraf · « **Reply #3 on:** 27 Dec 2009, 22:24 »

Tsk. With a voice that powerful, Yelling Bird could devote his life to fighting crime, or save construction projects vast amounts of money on explosives. Instead, he chooses to squander it on throwing wild parties, summoning whores and blowing attractive women's pants off...

...wait, what am I saying? That's an awesome use of his power.

westrim · « **Reply #4 on:** 27 Dec 2009, 22:32 »

Quote from: zagraf on 27 Dec 2009, 22:24

Tsk. With a voice that powerful, Yelling Bird could devote his life to fighting crime, or save construction projects vast amounts of money on explosives. Instead, he chooses to squander it on throwing wild parties, summoning whores and blowing attractive women's pants off...

...wait, what am I saying? That's an awesome use of his power.

Only the last one. There are far better ways to spend your time in my opinion than wild parties (eg. ones that you actually remember, don't wake up wanting to die from, and less cleanup), and whores are bad for way too many reasons to bother typing. But blowing off pants? Awesome. Also, with all the hot air he's full of he could melt away all the snow you northeastern suckers are having to deal with.

Carl-E · « **Reply #5 on:** 27 Dec 2009, 22:43 »

Sweet!

Tits.

No pants is good, too!

Her friend looks like Angus without his glasses.

Kugai · « **Reply #6 on:** 27 Dec 2009, 23:00 »

Well, now we know what Sweet Tits will be having for New Years Dinner.

westrim · « **Reply #7 on:** 27 Dec 2009, 23:51 »

Quote from: Kugai on 27 Dec 2009, 23:00

Well, now we know what Sweet Tits will be having for New Years Dinner.

Pancakes?

scarred · « **Reply #8 on:** 28 Dec 2009, 00:22 »

Quote from: Zingoleb on 27 Dec 2009, 22:08

Bring on the herpeeees

Here I am

Delirium · « **Reply #9 on:** 28 Dec 2009, 02:18 »

I think Sweet-tits is actually Sarah, and she has gone to some kind of purgatory for Allosaurus victims/non-canonical characters.

also WTF 2010

akronnick · « **Reply #10 on:** 28 Dec 2009, 02:59 »

The reason that there is no color is that they are actully inside the belly of the beast, as it were.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #11 on:** 28 Dec 2009, 07:07 »

The next Yell will be behind a cutscreen for all the people at work.

monkeybiz · « **Reply #12 on:** 28 Dec 2009, 08:46 »

"SUMMON THE WHORES" will be my new roll out phrase for when we hit the bars.

Goddammit, I love Yelling Bird.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #13 on:** 28 Dec 2009, 09:10 »

Who doesn't? Well aside from Sweet Tits.

westrim · « **Reply #14 on:** 28 Dec 2009, 11:15 »

Quote from: monkeybiz on 28 Dec 2009, 08:46

"SUMMON THE WHORES" will be my new roll out phrase for when we hit the bars.

Goddammit, I love Yelling Bird.

Ewwwwwww. Let us know when that gonorrhea infection clears up.

And in other news this is my fourth post in a thread with 14 posts so far. I need to stop responding with every witticism that pops into my head.

Dliessmgg · « **Reply #15 on:** 28 Dec 2009, 11:56 »

Don't worry, we're not any better.

Carl-E · « **Reply #16 on:** 28 Dec 2009, 12:00 »

Yeah, really. I haven't thought of anything witty in years...

Border Reiver · « **Reply #17 on:** 28 Dec 2009, 12:03 »

Wit. Is that the form of humour where people get hit in the face by baseball bats?

~~Schmorgluck~~ · « **Reply #18 on:** 28 Dec 2009, 12:10 »

Nope, that would be woot.

scarred · « **Reply #19 on:** 28 Dec 2009, 13:04 »

Quote from: Carl-E on 28 Dec 2009, 12:00

Yeah, really. I haven't thought in years...

fixed

ZING!

LTK · « **Reply #20 on:** 28 Dec 2009, 13:46 »

Yelling Bird stays true to his name. For some reason I laughed harder at this comic the second time I read it. Probably because I noticed that her pants blew off.

moreno · « **Reply #21 on:** 28 Dec 2009, 19:33 »

lol, shame orb is an interesting idea.

akronnick · « **Reply #22 on:** 28 Dec 2009, 20:29 »

So what happened June 14, 1987?

I demand a three comic anecdotal wall of text, explaining every last detail!

(Seriously, I need something to hold over YB's head. That little bastard has been blackmailing me for three years now (I only started reading QC a year-and-a-half ago (nested parenthesis rock!(comments about nested parenthesis rock harder!!

))))

Delirium · « **Reply #23 on:** 28 Dec 2009, 21:00 »

man who doesn't

Border Reiver · « **Reply #24 on:** 28 Dec 2009, 22:08 »

Whatever happened that day (I think I was in Petawawa on a Basic Artillery Technician Course then) it was serious enough that it penetrated a drunken bird's brain and shut him the hell up for a few moments. I'm intrigued. I'm also not able to sleep and being subjected to the abysmal horror film "Black Sheep.'

LTK · « **Reply #25 on:** 28 Dec 2009, 23:41 »

Yelling Bird still has a sweet deal going there. A bird pole with a wodka cooler, classy. And a whore, of course.

Jeph said this comic would be weird. I can't say it disappointed.

lokiju · « **Reply #26 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 01:24 »

Well, I'm also constantly touching my genitals. In fact, I'm quite attached to them.

Luminary · « **Reply #27 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 01:41 »

Registered an account a while ago, never found a need to post until now..

I feel oddly curious about this comic strip, due in part to the fact that I was born 4am June 15th, 1987...

Just sayin..

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #28 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 02:11 »

Quote from: akronnick on 28 Dec 2009, 20:29

So what happened June 14, 1987?

I demand a three comic anecdotal wall of text, explaining every last detail!

(Seriously, I need something to hold over YB's head. That little bastard has been blackmailing me for three years now (I only started reading QC a year-and-a-half ago (nested parenthesis rock!(comments about nested parenthesis rock harder!! ))))

He was probably accidentally nice to someone, or something. This is Yelling Bird you're talking about, remember...

no one special · « **Reply #29 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 02:43 »

wow - Yelling Bird gets his comeuppance! SO. AWESOME.

also:

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Warning - while you were reading a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post.

how the f*** did I post at the same time as someone else in a thread with less than 30 posts in 2 days? ? ? ? FML.

TheReaper · « **Reply #30 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 05:25 »

Quote from: lokiju on 29 Dec 2009, 01:24

Well, I'm also constantly touching my genitals. In fact, I'm quite attached to them.

That was terrible.

...*writes it down for later*

Anyway, I am loving this whole thing. It's hilarious.
Also, hooray for Randy (not the bandicoot.)

Random832 · « **Reply #31 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 06:38 »

Quote from: akronnick on 28 Dec 2009, 20:29

So what happened June 14, 1987?

I demand a three comic anecdotal wall of text, explaining every last detail!

(Seriously, I need something to hold over YB's head. That little bastard has been blackmailing me for three years now (I only started reading QC a year-and-a-half ago (nested parenthesis rock!(comments about nested parenthesis rock harder!! ))))

All he remembers is waking up the next day with the news box.

Kross · « **Reply #32 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 09:16 »

I've got the green Mooninite from ATHF in my head for the voice of the Shame Sphere.

Carl-E · « **Reply #33 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 09:23 »

Seriously, who invited the damn shame sphere, anyway? He always gets off on embarrassing everyone else at the party.

And I didn't see anyone else at the party - well, there's the "whore-on-the-floor" under yelling bird, and the sphere, but where are Sweet Tits' friends? Other than Andy, I mean.

Oh, that's right, Yelling Bird organized the party. What the fuck was I thinking!?

lhasafi · « **Reply #34 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 12:46 »

Regular QC can't return soon enough.

Kugai · « **Reply #35 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 12:59 »

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

Karma Yelling Bird

Ain't it a bitch

Wiregeek · « **Reply #36 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 21:41 »

Wooo! good whores, Jeph!

zagraf · « **Reply #37 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 21:55 »

I like to imagine the whore flipping off Sweet Tits is saying, "Screw you guys! Fuck tha police!"

wargrafix · « **Reply #38 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 22:00 »

This week will be super firkkin awesome!
The comic had me laughing from beginning to end

Kugai · « **Reply #39 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 22:21 »

Like I said, Karma's a bitch

And so can Sweet Tits be when she has to be

jordinyc · « **Reply #40 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 22:36 »

altered_carbon · « **Reply #41 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 23:09 »

Can the shame orb just be a regular character from now on? It would bring a real suspenseful edge to the constant shenanigans of everyone's neuroses.

akronnick · « **Reply #42 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 23:27 »

Awesome!!!!!

Yelling bird got encapsulated and defenestrated!!!!!

but it's only Wednesday, he still has two days to exact his revenge, and if I know YB, it ain't gonna be pretty.

Lildaani · « **Reply #43 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 23:50 »

@jordinyc Windows broke because of Yelling Bird's sonic screech earlier

Also, this arc is awesome! Yay Randy.

lhasafi · « **Reply #44 on:** 30 Dec 2009, 00:54 »

Having Randy in there saved the entire story arc for me. On the other hand, I was hoping a little more violence towards Yelling Bird.

Have the bird show up at Coffee of Doom some day. While Faye is working. While Faye is on a baaad mood.

akronnick · « **Reply #45 on:** 30 Dec 2009, 01:01 »

...and has just sharpened the Malaysian battle spatula.

Binary · « **Reply #46 on:** 30 Dec 2009, 01:13 »

So Randy turns out to be quite the party animal.

Also, not keen on Sweet-Tits take on the Pheasant under Glass recipe. Inspired by the current bacon thread, I give you YellingBaconird (or YellingBirdacon) - Yelling Bird wrapped in rashers of bacon and roasted. Although the meat would probably be too tough however much you cooked it.

lhasafi · « **Reply #47 on:** 30 Dec 2009, 04:25 »

I vote for Faye to go through with her threat from the last pic of this strip - on Yelling Bird, however, instead of Pintsize. I don't care if she uses the Malaysian battle spatula, Coffee of Doom's anti-thievery broadsword, Pintsize's laser or any other tool.

Then again, I think Sweet-Tits should get first dibs.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #48 on:** 30 Dec 2009, 06:28 »

Quote from: jordinyc on 29 Dec 2009, 22:36

Obviously broken earlier in the evening...

I hpoe that is a plastic jar, otherwise he'll escape when the jar breaks on impact.

Tobimaro · « **Reply #49 on:** 30 Dec 2009, 09:07 »

Quote from: jordinyc on 29 Dec 2009, 22:36

Go back two days and look at the last panel. It clearly shows both panes of glass on her window being broken out due to YB's summoning of the whores. I'd post the image, but I am not sure what program to use or if I have it on my computer (and I am being lazy).

Anyways, I too am glad to see YB get his comeuppance.

Good luck with the move, Jeph!

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