Darryl and I are stranded (mostly due to a lack of foresight on my part) in Glasgow, three days too early, without somewhere definite to stay. We were wondering if anyone might be available nearby who'd be willing and able to find us and help us avoid being stabbed in the eyes and organs, not to mention finding somewhere we can stay safely until the 30th - we do have money and are able to pay our way to some degree - but are completely lost in the city centre, in the Museum of Modern Art in... Royal Exchange Square? (hence the internetting ability despite our predicament). But we are in desperate and dire need of aid and assistance. Please (if you know of a solution) contact us on something something telephone number. Aware as I am of the naivety of publishing my phone number on the internet, I would rather fork out for a new sim card in the future than freeze to death on the snowy and sanctuaryless streets of Glasgow.
In the words of Milla Jovovich in that one movie,
Please... Halp!