Topic: I need to take pictures of my cock. (Read 9421 times)

Dollface · « **on:** 29 Dec 2009, 05:51 »

Heres the deal i need your help with digital cameras and i heared this brand named pentax and i need to know is it any good cause i have never heared from it so if you know something about it so please tell is it any good.

loco_banana · « **Reply #1 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 06:16 »

What's your budget?

fatty · « **Reply #2 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 06:21 »

What do you want to use the camera for?

What type of camera do you want? eg: Digital SLR, point and shoot

What pentax camera have you been looking at?

What other brands have you looked at/encountered?

Dollface · « **Reply #3 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 06:31 »

Quote from: loco_banana on 29 Dec 2009, 06:16

What's your budget?

up to 150 euros.

Quote from: fatty on 29 Dec 2009, 06:21

What do you want to use the camera for?

What type of camera do you want? eg: Digital SLR, point and shoot

What pentax camera have you been looking at?

What other brands have you looked at/encountered?

i want to take less carpy pictures.

Digital

Pentax Optio P70 Silver (cost 125euros)

Olympus X-560 WP Silver (147e) and Nikon Coolpix L20 Kit (157e)

fatty · « **Reply #4 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 06:45 »

As far as brand goes, Canon and Nikon are the most reputable and have been making cameras for the longest.
Pentax and Olympus are equally good at point-and-shoot cameras, and are specialist camera brands. As long as you stick to these brands, you're not likely to go very wrong.

You should look for and compare these specifications and pick the combination you like best:

Megapixels - 7-10 is pretty good for everyday use
Zoom - between 3-5x is pretty much standard for your price range i think.
Memory - i would recommend brand that use SD memory because it's the most widespread/compatible, but it hardly matters because most cameras are USB compatible

Automatic / Manual settings - you can cameras with fully manual settings, lots of personalised settings (macro, portrait, night photos etc) or ones with less, if you're not going to be fussy.

Anti-shake - most brands have some sort of anti-shake system, some work, some don't. I'm not sure about the brands you've suggested. I guess this is something which you have to try for yourself.

I have been using a Canon IXUS and it's served me very well over the years.

loco_banana · « **Reply #5 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 07:21 »

Quote from: Ptommydski on 29 Dec 2009, 07:02

Quote from: fatty on 29 Dec 2009, 06:45
Anti-shake - most brands have some sort of anti-shake system, some work, some don't. I'm not sure about the brands you've suggested. I guess this is something which you have to try for yourself.

Against my will, I found myself laughing at this part with the thread title in mind.

i lol'd

Dliessmgg · « **Reply #6 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 15:27 »

I don't know much about cameras, but when I bought mine some years ago and when my sister bought hers some days ago, they said we should take one by Sony or Nikon because they have the best lenses.

plumbob78 · « **Reply #7 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 17:17 »

I have two Pentax cameras, but they are both SLRs. One is a K10D digital, and I love it. It has shake reduction built into the camera body itself, as opposed to Nikon and Canon SLRs, where to get sake reduction you have to buy lenses with it built in (makes those lenses more expensive) The other is an MX, a delightful little 1970s film camera that used to belong to my father. I love both of these cameras. Pentax was founded in 1919 making spectacle lenses and started making camera lenses in 1938, so like Nikon and Canon, it's very venerable company, but it merged with Hoya (another optical company) in 2008. Pentax's entry-level SLRs seem to have more features than the equivalents from Canon and Nikon.

I have never used a Pentax point-and-shoot. I have a Canon PowerShot SD550 (I believe this is the same line that is called IXUS everywhere but the US) that is quite good, although their P&S cameras have gotten even better since I bought it. I'm happy with it, and I think for P&S I will stick with Canon. My previous P&S was a Canon also. I would recommend Canon P&S cameras to my friends without reservation.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #8 on:** 31 Dec 2009, 08:42 »

My gf got a Nikon D90 for Xmas and it is really excellent. I helped her research DSLR's before she got this and I can confidently recommend it. Example pics of my cock will be forthcoming.

scarred · « **Reply #9 on:** 31 Dec 2009, 16:35 »

may i recommend

Dliessmgg · « **Reply #10 on:** 31 Dec 2009, 17:25 »

David_Dovey · « **Reply #11 on:** 31 Dec 2009, 18:25 »

Or hey if you are looking at point-and-shoot cameras you could probably do way worse than this sexy beast

tania · « **Reply #12 on:** 31 Dec 2009, 18:57 »

Quote from: fatty on 29 Dec 2009, 06:45

Anti-shake

in camera terminology, look for one that's got an optical image stabilizer.

if you need to take really clear images on a budget, point and shoot is probably the way to go, as i've found even most cheap digital SLRs don't come with an image-stabilizing lens and you'll most likely have to make that purchase separately.

Nodaisho · « **Reply #13 on:** 31 Dec 2009, 19:11 »

I feel that we all have been skirting around the most important question, perhaps for decency, perhaps for our own mental well-being, but I am afraid that I can no longer resist asking the obvious question: why all this trouble for a chicken?

sean · « **Reply #14 on:** 31 Dec 2009, 23:11 »

use a polaroid camera dude you can straight up add captions

A Wet Helmet · « **Reply #15 on:** 01 Jan 2010, 04:23 »

Good luck getting the Polaroid film.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #16 on:** 01 Jan 2010, 05:17 »

Quote from: sean on 31 Dec 2009, 23:11

use a polaroid camera dude you can straight up add captions

You can get programs for that called Photoshop you can put a picture of a dude on the screen and write such as THIS DUDE BLOWS etc.

Slick · « **Reply #17 on:** 01 Jan 2010, 11:47 »

Melodic · « **Reply #18 on:** 01 Jan 2010, 14:49 »

damn dude that is the lowest form of punishment

Christophe · « **Reply #19 on:** 01 Jan 2010, 18:46 »

Dovey Blows as your avatar week 2010

(are we gonna make this thing happen people)

(maybe not)

Slick · « **Reply #20 on:** 01 Jan 2010, 21:33 »

go go go

JD · « **Reply #21 on:** 01 Jan 2010, 21:36 »

go go go

Slick · « **Reply #22 on:** 01 Jan 2010, 21:37 »

no no no

make more!

JD · « **Reply #23 on:** 01 Jan 2010, 21:38 »

noooooo

besides, it would be rad if everyone had the same avatar.

JD · « **Reply #24 on:** 01 Jan 2010, 21:39 »

It would force me to look at people's names.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #25 on:** 01 Jan 2010, 21:40 »

there they are officer these are the men that stole my identity

I don't know who I am anymore

JD · « **Reply #26 on:** 01 Jan 2010, 21:43 »

Being David Dovey

Zingoleb · « **Reply #27 on:** 01 Jan 2010, 21:48 »

oh nooooo

Chesire Cat · « **Reply #28 on:** 01 Jan 2010, 21:54 »

Well Im in

Lunchbox · « **Reply #29 on:** 01 Jan 2010, 22:05 »

Y'all are horrible mean

JD · « **Reply #30 on:** 01 Jan 2010, 22:06 »

The Dovey schism of 2010

sean · « **Reply #31 on:** 01 Jan 2010, 22:12 »

i would not want dovey as my avatar

David_Dovey · « **Reply #32 on:** 01 Jan 2010, 23:30 »

David_Dovey · « **Reply #33 on:** 01 Jan 2010, 23:31 »

(thanks Ally ilu)

Chesire Cat · « **Reply #34 on:** 01 Jan 2010, 23:41 »

Quote from: David_Dovey on 01 Jan 2010, 23:30

David_Dovey · « **Reply #35 on:** 01 Jan 2010, 23:43 »

Man the worst part is I think all of you guys are ME now

David_Dovey · « **Reply #36 on:** 01 Jan 2010, 23:53 »

PEER PRESSURE

Zingoleb · « **Reply #37 on:** 01 Jan 2010, 23:56 »

There he is, get him

I still love you dude

JD · « **Reply #38 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 00:04 »

My name is Dovey: for we are many

Lunchbox · « **Reply #39 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 00:18 »

what is going on

scarred · « **Reply #40 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 00:22 »

David_Dovey · « **Reply #41 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 00:22 »

It's pronounced Dough-Vee, guys.

Lunchbox · « **Reply #42 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 00:25 »

I know that but it just fits so well

MrBlu · « **Reply #43 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 01:47 »

It just occured to me that I'm watching this happening.

Too lazy to do it though. I'm a rebel.

JD · « **Reply #44 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 01:49 »

Conform, swine

syrupykeyboard · « **Reply #45 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 03:20 »

Am I doing it right?

Nodaisho · « **Reply #46 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 03:23 »

Is that comic sans?

Melodic · « **Reply #47 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 03:39 »

the dude is from Circumstances.

syrupykeyboard · « **Reply #48 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 04:09 »

man what is wrong with comic sans did i miss that memo
damn i can't do anything right
damn

Christophe · « **Reply #49 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 08:20 »

The disease is inside of you!

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