Topic: I don't wanna get out of bed. (Read 11100 times)

Professor Snuggles · « **on:** 02 Jan 2010, 09:10 »

But I kinda have to pee, and I want to smoke a cigarette.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #1 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 09:10 »

Then again, it looks really cold outside.

Caleb · « **Reply #2 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 09:16 »

An open window could solve both of your problems.

schimmy · « **Reply #3 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 09:18 »

Dollface · « **Reply #4 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 09:21 »

pee on yourself and you can have warmgolden shower.

Sythe · « **Reply #5 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 09:22 »

Fuck, I was doing just fine chilling in my bed, but now I want a fucking bogie too, and my pants are downstairs. PLEASE INTERNET, SOLVE THIS FOR ME.

(Also, Tommy, you should pee on your friends. It's a win/win!)

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #6 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 09:23 »

Quote from: Caleb on 02 Jan 2010, 09:16

An open window could solve both of your problems.

I'm pretty sure my roommate is back, and he gets pissed if I smoke in the house.

Also I have a sore throat, so the cigarette is less tempting, especially if I don't get something to drink with it, and I'm out of both orange and grapefruit juice.

Plus I'm listening to exile on main street and if I get out of bed I'm gonna start playing Dragon Age so I figure I might as well let this play out.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #7 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 09:24 »

There is maybe a 3% chance that I will shower today. I really need to do some community service, I have 48 hours to do in about 16 days.

imapiratearg · « **Reply #8 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 09:26 »

I think I want to move my 360 in here so I can stay in bed all day and play Oblivion.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #9 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 09:28 »

Yeah that is pretty eerie. I guess I am gonna have to hold out the 15 minutes until the album is over for this pee.

I think this might be the first time I have ever paid enough attention to this record.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #10 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 09:29 »

Quote from: imapiratearg on 02 Jan 2010, 09:26

I think I want to move my 360 in here so I can stay in bed all day and play Oblivion.

See my 360 is usually in here and I moved it to the living room to hook up to the internet for a while and now it's not here.

Also for some reason I appear to have shed two identical, slow moving tears.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #11 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 09:45 »

Okay Let it Bleed just started I need to get out of bed before this gets serious.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #12 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 09:52 »

It's WAY nicer outside today than I thought.

I could like, go climbing or some shit.

But my toes hurt, and I wanna beat this video game.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #13 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 10:07 »

Classics like that never really get "played out." Wayfarers, Aviators, those awesome Persol's Steve McQueen wears in Tom Crown, they will always be in style, and they'll always be awesome. I don't like the classic wayfarer though, I think the frame is too big and it tends to overpower the face. I wear the New Wayfarer, it's a slightly smaller frame and looks better, I think.

I have these, but you can't go wrong with the classic black or Tortiseshell.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #14 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 10:08 »

I actually think wearing things that are like, 2-3 years past their coolest moment of "hip" is a really awesome thing to do.

valley_parade · « **Reply #15 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 10:18 »

I can't motherfucking feel my hands.

My feet, I can feel. They are just wet and really cold.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #16 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 11:36 »

I've had this weird pain in my toes for the past like 4 days. I tried wearing socks to bed last night, thinking maybe that would make a difference, but it didn't. I am afraid I am dying.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #17 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 11:36 »

Also also my asshole room mate uses a giant coffee mug so he drank like 3/4 of the pot and I only got one cup and I can't decide whether I want to make more coffee or just take a shower.

jhocking · « **Reply #18 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 12:29 »

Alright so you're out of bed now? Change the thread title, it's misleading now.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #19 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 12:46 »

Way to overuse the word now in that post.

I still am thinking about getting back in bed and playing video games cuz I moved the 360 back into my room, I'm just gonna board real hard for a little while longer.

MrBlu · « **Reply #20 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 13:40 »

I got out of my bed at 3:44. I'm now at my PC which is right beside my bed... I should go have breakfast.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #21 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 13:42 »

Now I'm sitting ON my bed and playing videogames.

Chesire Cat · « **Reply #22 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 13:50 »

Where are these people getting sad powerpuff Marvel and DC characters? Ive seen Rogue, Spidey and Green Lantern

Alex C · « **Reply #23 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 13:53 »

Someone posted a whole set of 'em in the pointless thread.

Took me longer than I expected to find 'em again.

Here ya go.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #24 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 15:45 »

Well now this thread is fucking ruined.

Inlander · « **Reply #25 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 15:50 »

Are you people seriously telling me that you can access the internet from your bed without having to get up, but none of you has a chamber pot? C'mon!

Re: wayfarers, I love them but they just don't look right on me. It's a tragedy. (Also everyone in the hipster quarter of Melbourne where I live is wearing them at the moment.)

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #26 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 15:54 »

My thing is, can you think of a point when everyone, or at least a lot of people weren't wearing wayfarers?

It's like 501s. They're pushing them really hard right now, but people never stop wearing them. Classics.

Inlander · « **Reply #27 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 15:59 »

I gave up on Levis when they decided they wanted to be a fashion brand and their jeans started costing more than A$100. Fuck that bullshit, the point of Levis is that they were tough, affordable pants that anyone could afford and wear, not some elitist fashionista bullshit.

Re: sunglasses, ever since I first saw Hana-bi I've really wanted a pair of sunglasses like the ones Takeshi Kitano wears in that film.

snalin · « **Reply #28 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 16:04 »

Quote from: Professor Snuggles on 02 Jan 2010, 15:54

It's like 501s. They're pushing them really hard right now, but people never stop wearing them. Classics.

I've tried them in the stores, and seriously, there's like twice the needed amount of pants in those pairs. I think gangsters wear tighter pants. I felt like I was wearing, I dunno, two legs and a sack hanging from my ass, with enough room between my butt and the butt of the pants for a good-sized pillow.

est · « **Reply #29 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 16:14 »

I really really need new sunglasses because I've been wearing the same ones for 10 years and the glass/plastic in them is all scratched up to the point where they seem maybe a bit blurry/foggy. The problem I have is that I have worn the same glasses for 10 years, and before that I wore an identical pair for another 5 or so, so I've been wearing the same style of glasses for maybe 15 years and that is a lot of time so now anything else looks odd to me. Dilemma.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #30 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 16:29 »

Quote from: snalin on 02 Jan 2010, 16:04

Quote from: Professor Snuggles on 02 Jan 2010, 15:54
It's like 501s. They're pushing them really hard right now, but people never stop wearing them. Classics.

I've tried them in the stores, and seriously, there's like twice the needed amount of pants in those pairs. I think gangsters wear tighter pants. I felt like I was wearing, I dunno, two legs and a sack hanging from my ass, with enough room between my butt and the butt of the pants for a good-sized pillow.

You are either retarded skinny, have no ass, or were trying on shrink to fits which they sell with the size they shrink to on them so they were obviously gonna be huge dummy.

snalin · « **Reply #31 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 16:37 »

Quote from: Professor Snuggles on 02 Jan 2010, 16:29

Quote from: snalin on 02 Jan 2010, 16:04
Quote from: Professor Snuggles on 02 Jan 2010, 15:54
It's like 501s. They're pushing them really hard right now, but people never stop wearing them. Classics.

I've tried them in the stores, and seriously, there's like twice the needed amount of pants in those pairs. I think gangsters wear tighter pants. I felt like I was wearing, I dunno, two legs and a sack hanging from my ass, with enough room between my butt and the butt of the pants for a good-sized pillow.

You are either retarded skinny, have no ass,

Correct on both points.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #32 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 16:39 »

Then wear skinny jeans I guess.

I am a pretty skinny dude and 501s are the best jeans I've ever owned.

ruyi · « **Reply #33 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 17:52 »

Man I didn't want to get out of bed either. I am like totally nocturnal ATM, it's kinda dumb. I slept from like 8am - 4pm

Pretty shameful! But now that I'm up I'm going to take a shower and pick up some groceries.

Maybe I'll go for a run too. The weather's been so much milder, it's really nice!

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #34 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 17:59 »

Got out of bed at 5 am, ate, showered, drove to work and found out I didn't work until tomorrow.

Melodic · « **Reply #35 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 18:22 »

I would like to own wayfarers but I have a ridiculously wide bridge and thus cannot.

Also I am in bed.

Lunchbox · « **Reply #36 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 18:31 »

I got out of bed at 11:30am today and I have to go back to work tomorrow after two weeks off, I do not know how I am going to do it.
Also I have owned Wayfarers for a couple years, I had some red ones but they broke so I got black ones because basically I am cool as shit.

Reed · « **Reply #37 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 18:39 »

I have been in bed for the better portion of the day.

Also, I really would like some Wayfarers, but I don't know if they would look good on me and I don't know that I can even afford them!

Reed · « **Reply #38 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 18:42 »

I think I'm going to leave my apartment for cigarettes. This seems like a worthy task.

Lines · « **Reply #39 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 19:00 »

I got out of bed around 11 and got back in a little while ago. The internets are keeping me company until I am a sleepy face.

I like my bed. One day I will turn it into a fort and I will never leave. Except to eat and stuff.

StaedlerMars · « **Reply #40 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 19:03 »

If it's a proper fort it will have a fridge. And servants who prepare food for you and also go get that food.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #41 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 19:23 »

Quote from: Reed on 02 Jan 2010, 18:42

I think I'm going to leave my apartment for cigarettes. This seems like a worthy task.

Mah nigga.

Reed · « **Reply #42 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 19:28 »

Fo sho, bitch.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #43 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 20:26 »

Quote from: Professor Snuggles on 02 Jan 2010, 10:08

I actually think wearing things that are like, 2-3 years past their coolest moment of "hip" is a really awesome thing to do.

This is good news for me!

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #44 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 23:57 »

Now I'm in bed about to go to sleep, but I kind of have to pee...

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #45 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 23:58 »

So I guess we've come full circle.

FIXDIX · « **Reply #46 on:** 03 Jan 2010, 00:15 »

I'm about to go to sleep. I know for a fact that I won't want to get out of bed tomorrow because I have to wake up at 5 am and then work 10 hours.

And fuck that shit.

scarred · « **Reply #47 on:** 03 Jan 2010, 00:16 »

I'm getting out of bed tomorrow for the sole reason that it's the last week of the regular season in the NFL and I've been craving me some football.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #48 on:** 03 Jan 2010, 00:20 »

You fucks I had a perfect 50 posts about not wanting to get out of bed and peeing and you ruined it.

Mods plz delete last three posts, lock, and sticky.

Chesire Cat · « **Reply #49 on:** 03 Jan 2010, 00:48 »

Im in bed watching Bad Lieutenant but I got distracted. And I also have to pee.

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