Topic: what the hell is going on up here? (Read 32078 times)

syrupykeyboard · « **Reply #50 on:** 11 Feb 2010, 01:30 »

Colonel Jessep, did you order the Code Red?

akronnick · « **Reply #51 on:** 11 Feb 2010, 01:45 »

Colonel, you don't have to answer.

Carl-E · « **Reply #52 on:** 11 Feb 2010, 06:31 »

Quote from: sean on 10 Feb 2010, 23:10

you know you guys never answered my question

Maybe if you actually asked one, you'd get an answer.

You know, something well defined, that other people could understand.

Unfortunately, "What the hell is going on up here?" only has undirected pronouns for reference, so all you've done is confuse the crowd, and they don't always react well to being confused. Surprisingly, a few decent puns and cultural references have come out of the resulting thread anyway, so it wasn't a total loss to the rest of us.

Could've been worse.

Now, what was your question again?

Kugai · « **Reply #53 on:** 11 Feb 2010, 12:33 »

Shall we send for Jeremy Paxman?

raoullefere · « **Reply #54 on:** 11 Feb 2010, 21:38 »

No, no, no...We need Babwah Wawa*. She gets the answers and makes 'em cry.

*Barbara Walters

sean · « **Reply #55 on:** 11 Feb 2010, 22:16 »

i love this thread

Blackjoker · « **Reply #56 on:** 12 Feb 2010, 00:04 »

Look, I want to clear this up now. The midget giving me directions didn't know how to translate swahili to japanese so we had a slight feedback loop which might explain that odd sound of a hippopotamus eating a tuba player.

syrupykeyboard · « **Reply #57 on:** 12 Feb 2010, 00:07 »

Um... OK? We... We didn't know about that until you just now told us.

Carl-E · « **Reply #58 on:** 12 Feb 2010, 01:38 »

Oh, we knew. I was watching.

The hippopotamus seemed pleased.

The tuba player, less so.

scarred · « **Reply #59 on:** 12 Feb 2010, 01:40 »

Quote from: sean on 11 Feb 2010, 22:16

i love this thread

akronnick · « **Reply #60 on:** 12 Feb 2010, 14:09 »

Boom-de-yada, boom-de-yada,
Boom-de-yada, boom-de-yada!

raoullefere · « **Reply #61 on:** 12 Feb 2010, 17:39 »

That's...not the sound I would expect a hippopotamus eating a tuba player to create. Of course, I cannot in all all honesty say I do know what I expect, but here's a go:

BoOOMPH! nom nom BoOOMPH! nom nom BoOOMPH! nom nom Bo…Hey! Cut th—Aieee! nom nom

sean · « **Reply #62 on:** 21 Feb 2010, 22:39 »

you all owe me a personal apology for yr behavior in this thread.

Dliessmgg · « **Reply #63 on:** 22 Feb 2010, 00:11 »

you owe us all a personal apology for this thread

Patrick · « **Reply #64 on:** 22 Feb 2010, 05:23 »

I'd be the guy who follows fat people around while playing a tuba

I'd be that guy

Kugai · « **Reply #65 on:** 22 Feb 2010, 16:21 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=few3c3t9DpU&feature=related

Carl-E · « **Reply #66 on:** 22 Feb 2010, 19:43 »

Nice, but I don't hear the tubas.

BTW, how do you fix a broken tuba?

JD · « **Reply #67 on:** 22 Feb 2010, 19:45 »

Call a tuba repairman

Carl-E · « **Reply #68 on:** 22 Feb 2010, 19:49 »

No, silly.

With a tuba glue.

[rimshot]

raoullefere · « **Reply #69 on:** 22 Feb 2010, 19:54 »

Carl, you've glued my palm to my face.

i mean itit wont cime off.

SilentJ · « **Reply #70 on:** 22 Feb 2010, 20:05 »

oh man this thread

Quote from: Kugai on 22 Feb 2010, 16:21

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=few3c3t9DpU&feature=related

yr doin it wrong

Jace · « **Reply #71 on:** 23 Feb 2010, 16:20 »

Oh, goddammit. I don't have enough embarassing lady names for the people in this thread.

Dliessmgg · « **Reply #72 on:** 23 Feb 2010, 23:34 »

wink wink nudge nudge

syrupykeyboard · « **Reply #73 on:** 24 Feb 2010, 01:12 »

SECTORS 4 AND 5 HAVE BEEN FLOODED, REPEAT, SECTORS 4 AND 5 HAVE BEEN FLOODED. ALL CLASS A AND CLASS B PERSONNEL ARE TO IMMEDIATELY REPORT TO SECTOR 1 TO RECEIVE GASMASKS. REPEAT, ALL CLASS A AND CLASS B PERSONNEL ARE TO IMMEDIATELY REPORT TO SECTOR 1 TO RECEIVE GASMASKS. CLASS A AND CLASS B PERSONNEL ARE TO THEN RENDEZVOUS AT SECTOR 12 ESCAPE-POD TERMINALS.

Carl-E · « **Reply #74 on:** 24 Feb 2010, 05:41 »

Hey, wait a minute, what are the Class C and D personnel s'posed to do?

Dliessmgg · « **Reply #75 on:** 24 Feb 2010, 05:44 »

Accidentally die horribly in a horribly deadly accident.

Kugai · « **Reply #76 on:** 24 Feb 2010, 13:15 »

ALL CLASS C AND D PERSONNEL WILL NOW REPORT TO SECTOR 10 WHERE THE REAL ESCAPE PODS ARE - REPEAT, ALL CLASS C AND D PERSONNEL WILL NOW REPORT TO SECTOR 10 WHERE THE REAL ESCAPE PODS ARE.

syrupykeyboard · « **Reply #77 on:** 24 Feb 2010, 14:51 »

ALL CLASS C PERSONNEL ARE TO IMMEDIATELY REPORT TO THE NEAREST AIRLOCK.

ATTENTION: SECTOR 9 HAS BEEN JETTISONED DUE TO FATAL SYSTEM ERROR NO. 0320A. ALL CLASS D PERSONNEL ARE PRESUMED DEAD.

Carl-E · « **Reply #78 on:** 24 Feb 2010, 14:53 »

Forget it, I'm staying put!

Besides, I got no class... XD

syrupykeyboard · « **Reply #79 on:** 24 Feb 2010, 15:07 »

ATTENTION: CAPTAIN CARL-E IS PRESUMED DEAD. THE CAPTAIN'S GASMASK IS STILL IN EMERGENCY MATERIALS TERMINAL UNIT R . RESCUE-TEAM IS TO RENDEZVOUS AT CAPTAIN'S QUARTERS IN SECTOR 2 IMMEDIATELY.

Carl-E · « **Reply #80 on:** 24 Feb 2010, 15:27 »

Presumed dead?? Oh come on...

Wait, that means...

I'm free. Free!! No more obligations, no more debts, no more reviews, no more back-stabbing junior officers, I can start life over! Just aim this personal transport to a sector with loose labor laws so I don't need my Galactic ID, I know enough to merchant marine on any trader!

All I need now is a new avatar...

syrupykeyboard · « **Reply #81 on:** 24 Feb 2010, 15:41 »

CAPTAIN CARL-E HAS BEEN IDENTIFIED AS A DESERTER. PERMISSION TO SHOOT ON SIGHT GRANTED.

raoullefere · « **Reply #82 on:** 24 Feb 2010, 15:55 »

If Captain Carl-E is the deserter, why are we supposed to shoot this "On Sight" fellow? I mean, Cap'n E deserves shooting just because of the tab he stuck the engineering crew with on Eroticon 5, but I never even heard of anyone named "Sight" on this ship.

syrupykeyboard · « **Reply #83 on:** 24 Feb 2010, 16:16 »

SUPPLIES PURCHASED ON EROTICON 5 WERE OF A HIGHLY PERSONAL NATURE. TO HAVE USED SHIP CREDITS FOR SUCH ITEMS WOULD HAVE BEEN HIGHLY UNACCEPTABLE, IRRESPONSIBLE, AND MORALLY QUESTIONABLE. THE CREW OF THE NORMANDY WERE IN NO WAY OBLIGATED TO BUY ANYTHING DURING THEIR STAY ON THE PLANET, AND TO BLAME THE CAPTAIN FOR ANY FINANCIAL DIFFICULTIES RESULTING FROM SAID PURCHASES WOULD BE INAPPROPRIATE IN THE EXTREME. ANY FURTHER ATTEMPTS AT DISCUSSION OF THIS MATTER WITH ANY SHIP OFFICIALS WILL RESULT IN A WEEK WITHOUT PAY AND INCREASINGLY HARSH DISCIPLINARY MEASURES ACCORDING TO THE NUMBER OF PREVIOUS OCCURRENCES. THE CAPTAIN IS FRANKLY SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR COMPLAINTS AND IS ASHAMED OF YOUR INABILITY TO ASSUME RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR OWN ACTIONS.*

*FUCK YOU FORUM I HAD ALL THAT TYPED OUT MAN FUCK YOUUUUUUUU WHY IN THE FUCK WOULD YOU DELETE IT WHEN I REFRESHED MAN WHYYYYYYYYYY

westrim · « **Reply #84 on:** 24 Feb 2010, 16:53 »

Quote from: Carl-E on 24 Feb 2010, 14:53

Forget it, I'm staying put!

Besides, I got no class... XD

So you are not among the class E personnel?

syrupykeyboard · « **Reply #85 on:** 24 Feb 2010, 18:46 »

We do not speak of the Class E personnel. That was a long time ago, and those here who were part of the team back then can tell you how traumatic of an experience it was. The memory of Class E shall live on in our hearts, but it is not productive at all to dwell on past mistakes; we have learned from that particular one. Learned much indeed.

Kugai · « **Reply #86 on:** 24 Feb 2010, 20:44 »

ATTENTION!!! ATTENTION!!! ATTENTION!!! IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT EXCESSIVE USE AND VIEWING OF SCROLLING MARQUE TEXT IS DETRIMENTAL TO YOUR VISUAL ACUITY - THE KLINGON BOARD OF HEALTH HAS THEREFORE DECLARED IT AN OFFENCE WITH A PENALTY OF 20 YEARS AT RURA PENTHE THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME AND QUAP'LA

syrupykeyboard · « **Reply #87 on:** 24 Feb 2010, 21:39 »

Have any sources to back up that medical claim, Kugai?

celticgeek · « **Reply #88 on:** 24 Feb 2010, 22:08 »

"A beginning is the time for taking the most delicate care that the balances are correct."

Translated into Klingon, this means, "I don't what the hell is going on up here, either."

Translated into Elvish, this means, "Go not to the Elves for advice, for they will tell you both yes and no."

Patrick · « **Reply #89 on:** 24 Feb 2010, 22:34 »

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Zingoleb · « **Reply #90 on:** 24 Feb 2010, 22:48 »

This ain't the blog thread, Patrick

Patrick · « **Reply #91 on:** 24 Feb 2010, 23:19 »

Ed get back to work doing what I did with those faces

Kugai · « **Reply #92 on:** 25 Feb 2010, 13:43 »

Launching a thousand ships?

RallyMonkey · « **Reply #93 on:** 25 Feb 2010, 15:30 »

You all need to stop trying to be witty.

akronnick · « **Reply #94 on:** 25 Feb 2010, 16:46 »

Haya fellas!

Been AFK for a few days, what'd I miss?

Malek · « **Reply #95 on:** 25 Feb 2010, 17:36 »

nobo · « **Reply #96 on:** 25 Feb 2010, 18:17 »

I'm lost. Which thread do I go to if I want to talk about which QC girl I want to bang the most?

Zingoleb · « **Reply #97 on:** 25 Feb 2010, 18:42 »

I prefer this one:

est · « **Reply #98 on:** 26 Feb 2010, 02:17 »

pwhodges · « **Reply #99 on:** 26 Feb 2010, 02:19 »

Quote from: nobo on 25 Feb 2010, 18:17

I'm lost. Which thread do I go to if I want to talk about which QC girl I want to bang the most?

You make your own - then people come and mess it up.

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