Hanners won't burn the couch; if she can clean Marigold's room, she'll clean her couch, too, never fear. Perhaps she'll use the thing that makes the woosh gush gush gush sound again.
I'm still not clear how Hannelore not having sex with Tai (which should come as a surprise to no one who actually reads the comic) makes him a grumpy old man. But I'll still welcome him to the club, and mail him his GOM card—pending members' approval, of course. After all, we need only agree…
Hmm. This may take a few months.