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Abraham Lincoln:Vampire Hunter
« on: 03 Mar 2010, 21:00 »

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Re: Abraham Lincoln:Vampire Hunter
« Reply #1 on: 03 Mar 2010, 21:01 »

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Re: Abraham Lincoln:Vampire Hunter
« Reply #2 on: 03 Mar 2010, 21:04 »

starring Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter?

or... Mark Wahlberg?
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Re: Abraham Lincoln:Vampire Hunter
« Reply #3 on: 03 Mar 2010, 21:07 »

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Re: Abraham Lincoln:Vampire Hunter
« Reply #4 on: 03 Mar 2010, 21:12 »

Who's the worst possible (but not really terrible) actor you can think of for the part of Abe Lincoln? Joe Pesci was the first to come to my mind.
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Re: Abraham Lincoln:Vampire Hunter
« Reply #5 on: 03 Mar 2010, 21:14 »

Channing Tatum!
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Re: Abraham Lincoln:Vampire Hunter
« Reply #6 on: 03 Mar 2010, 21:42 »

they should Colbert to play him.
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Re: Abraham Lincoln:Vampire Hunter
« Reply #7 on: 03 Mar 2010, 22:02 »

Oh good, we can turn him loose on Edward Cullen and co. 

He'd be good backup for Buffy and Blade to take 'em out.



As Lincoln?   Jim Carey    :evil:
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Re: Abraham Lincoln:Vampire Hunter
« Reply #8 on: 03 Mar 2010, 22:08 »

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Re: Abraham Lincoln:Vampire Hunter
« Reply #9 on: 03 Mar 2010, 22:34 »

Grahame-Smith is the Dan Brown of nerd-lit. All unstoppable schlock formula. Next up: Bleak House of the Wolfman, maybe Frankenstein and Juliet.

Tim Burton is a great choice. A film adaptation needs to hold as many surfaces as possible.
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Re: Abraham Lincoln:Vampire Hunter
« Reply #10 on: 04 Mar 2010, 02:04 »

This may be the end of pop-culture forever
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Re: Abraham Lincoln:Vampire Hunter
« Reply #11 on: 04 Mar 2010, 14:33 »

Already on order for my library.
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Re: Abraham Lincoln:Vampire Hunter
« Reply #12 on: 04 Mar 2010, 16:26 »

Channing Tatum!

Oh god, now I have an image of a shirtless Channing Tatum wearing nothing but black slacks held up by suspenders, and a stove pipe hat.
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Re: Abraham Lincoln:Vampire Hunter
« Reply #13 on: 04 Mar 2010, 18:36 »

someone made a commercial for the book.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X58RPS665V0
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Re: Abraham Lincoln:Vampire Hunter
« Reply #14 on: 05 Mar 2010, 07:45 »

This may be the end of pop-culture forever
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Re: Abraham Lincoln:Vampire Hunter
« Reply #15 on: 06 Mar 2010, 16:13 »

If Tim Burton is in charge, you know Johnny Depp will end up as Lincoln. Honestly.
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Re: Abraham Lincoln:Vampire Hunter
« Reply #16 on: 07 Mar 2010, 12:41 »

If Tim Burton is in charge, you know Johnny Depp will end up as Lincoln. Honestly.
or john wilks booth...
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Re: Abraham Lincoln:Vampire Hunter
« Reply #17 on: 11 Apr 2010, 22:14 »

I bought this book a couple weeks ago, but I haven't gotten around to reading it because, as an impulsive book buyer, I've got...let's just say a stack a couple feet high of books I have yet to read...currently on The Third Chimpanzee now, but AL:VH will be next.
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