Topic: I don't wanna get out of bed. (Read 11128 times)

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #50 on:** 27 Feb 2010, 08:37 »

Guys, it's happening again!

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #51 on:** 27 Feb 2010, 08:38 »

Except this time it's nice outside and maybe if I get up I can call a girl and she'll come over for lunch.

Chesire Cat · « **Reply #52 on:** 27 Feb 2010, 08:41 »

To your bed for lunch?

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #53 on:** 27 Feb 2010, 08:49 »

Nah, just coffee and cigarettes on the porch.

Maybe some eggs, but I can't decide whether I want to use the last of these chantrelles I have in that or save them for tonight, they're definitely going bad soon.

jhocking · « **Reply #54 on:** 27 Feb 2010, 08:53 »

Quote from: Professor Snuggles on 27 Feb 2010, 08:38

Except this time it's nice outside and maybe if I get up I can call a girl and she'll come over for lunch.

Girls are the best motivation for doing stuff.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #55 on:** 27 Feb 2010, 10:41 »

We just had coffee and cigarettes on the porch.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #56 on:** 27 Feb 2010, 10:45 »

I need to poop, clean my house, and go to the grocery store before 2, when we're gonna meet for more coffee and cigarettes.

Guys I really hope she likes me! I am getting a new bed on Tuesday and it would just be tragic not to have sex in it.

Thomas Edison · « **Reply #57 on:** 27 Feb 2010, 11:35 »

Does it look like this?

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #58 on:** 27 Feb 2010, 11:46 »

No it looks like this.

scarred · « **Reply #59 on:** 27 Feb 2010, 14:12 »

The first one is far sexier.

Melodic · « **Reply #60 on:** 27 Feb 2010, 14:47 »

i think i have that bed

Alex C · « **Reply #61 on:** 27 Feb 2010, 15:09 »

I choose to believe that you mean the first one. I will not be dissuaded.

squawk · « **Reply #62 on:** 27 Feb 2010, 15:24 »

"I sleep in a racecar! Do you?"
"I sleep in a big bed with my wife."
"Oh."

scarred · « **Reply #63 on:** 27 Feb 2010, 15:26 »

"It also happens to be a race car! *terrorist fist jab*"

Ptommydski · « **Reply #64 on:** 28 Feb 2010, 04:06 »

I sleep in a big bed with all your wives.

John Terry's got shit on me.

BlahBlah · « **Reply #65 on:** 28 Feb 2010, 04:10 »

First pissing, now shitting. It's disgusting man, you've gotta control yourself.

Chesire Cat · « **Reply #66 on:** 28 Feb 2010, 08:52 »

Last night was Nuit Blanche, one of many Montreal adult oriented holidays. I did drugs and got drunk. I have a super headache and want to stay in bed til it goes away

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #67 on:** 28 Feb 2010, 19:32 »

I'm off all week, but for the next 3 days I have to get up early to go to work.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #68 on:** 13 Mar 2010, 09:32 »

Now I am laying in bed, watching Mad Men, and I kind of need to run to the store and get eggs so I can make breakfast when my friend who just got back from China wakes up but man oh man do I not want to go to the store to get some dang eggs right now. But Bacon alone is just not enough food for breakfast. And Mad Men is really good. And I need to make some coffee fairly soon or my caffeine withdrawal headache is gonna come on in a big fucking way and then it's going to be really hard to do anything with my day at all.

Nodaisho · « **Reply #69 on:** 15 Mar 2010, 04:13 »

If bacon isn't enough food for breakfast, make more bacon.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #70 on:** 15 Mar 2010, 06:39 »

Surely there was bread, lettuce, tomato and mayonnaise

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #71 on:** 15 Mar 2010, 09:16 »

BLTs for breakfast?

Unheard of!

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #72 on:** 15 Mar 2010, 09:26 »

Quote from: David_Dovey on 15 Mar 2010, 06:39

Surely there was bread, lettuce, tomato and mayonnaise

Of those things, there was only bread. I am drinking coffee in bed and thinking about breakfast again though. Might make pancakes, homefries, and bacon, but that seems excessive for a dude to do when he is the only dude eating breakfast.

Sigh. If only I had a lady to cook breakfast for.

michaelicious · « **Reply #73 on:** 15 Mar 2010, 09:30 »

How often do people generally eat things like pancakes and homefries for breakfast? I don't know if I could do that every day. I usually have tea, cinnamon raisin toast, and half of a grapefruit.

imapiratearg · « **Reply #74 on:** 15 Mar 2010, 09:52 »

I usually just eat cereal...

Unless I get stoned before breakfast, in which case I make crazy-awesome breakfast sandwiches with whatever I can find.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #75 on:** 15 Mar 2010, 12:55 »

Quote from: michaelicious on 15 Mar 2010, 09:30

How often do people generally eat things like pancakes and homefries for breakfast? I don't know if I could do that every day. I usually have tea, cinnamon raisin toast, and half of a grapefruit.

If I have class, generally just eggs, bacon, maybe some toast. Other days, bacon pancakes, scones, muffins, French Toast, potatoes, Strata, etc...

I really like breakfast.

michaelicious · « **Reply #76 on:** 15 Mar 2010, 13:35 »

Shit. Maybe I need to start eating breakfast like a damn hell ass king. Maybe that is what is wrong with my life.

Has anyone ever tried French toast with egg nog instead of just eggs? I have heard good things.

Lunchbox · « **Reply #77 on:** 15 Mar 2010, 14:59 »

When I worked at a cafe and ate a big bacon and egg grilled turkish sandwich for breakfast every single day I was the healthiest and felt the best I have felt in years. Now that I am working in an office and back to the cup of tea and maybe a piece of thing I feel awful.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #78 on:** 15 Mar 2010, 18:12 »

These last couple of days I have been working 9-5 which is a pretty odd thing to me and I have found that have a choice between eating a good breakfast or getting a bit more of a sleep-in. As much as I love breakfast I chose the sleep-in so today I have just had coffee.

Yesterday I had two hot cross buns with cream cheese though. That was pretty sweet.

Jimmy the Squid · « **Reply #79 on:** 15 Mar 2010, 18:17 »

Even on my days off I will not eat breakfast. For instance, I woke up today at 10:45am. It is now 12:17 and I am thinking about making some brownies.

Eris · « **Reply #80 on:** 15 Mar 2010, 18:22 »

Same! I think is it just because of the weather at the moment, though. When it was warmer I was eating muesli, but now the nice summer fruits are going out of season so I can't be bothered. Once it cools down a bit more I will have oats for breakfasts, but it isn't cold enough yet.

Theriandros · « **Reply #81 on:** 16 Mar 2010, 12:31 »

The opening of this thread makes me think of some sort of O. Henry-esque horror story, in which a mysterious man binds the hapless victim to a bed and inserts a catheter and nutritional IVs, a la Sloth in Se7en, and leaves. The victim then discovers that he can free his hands and reach his laptop, thus commencing a pleasurable day spent without leaving bed at all.

johnny5 · « **Reply #82 on:** 17 Mar 2010, 04:01 »

Quote from: Professor Snuggles on 02 Jan 2010, 09:24

There is maybe a 3% chance that I will shower today. I really need to do some community service, I have 48 hours to do in about 16 days.

are you a delinquent?

FIXDIX · « **Reply #83 on:** 17 Mar 2010, 04:07 »

See, now I don't want to get into bed because I know I'll eventually have to leave it in the morning.

Fuck yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou beginnings of winter.

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