Topic: Hey guys, remember how I used to get drunk and bored and post too much? (Read 27432 times)

Professor Snuggles · « **on:** 21 Mar 2010, 23:33 »

Well if you do, it's your lucky day, cuz I'm drinking again!

David_Dovey · « **Reply #1 on:** 21 Mar 2010, 23:35 »

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #2 on:** 21 Mar 2010, 23:39 »

Hey look at this girl.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #3 on:** 21 Mar 2010, 23:40 »

I am gonna try to be better though, honestly.

Kugai · « **Reply #4 on:** 21 Mar 2010, 23:42 »

So, you're not as think as you drunk you are?

Something Witty · « **Reply #5 on:** 21 Mar 2010, 23:43 »

I liked it better when you didn't.

20 jazz funk greats · « **Reply #6 on:** 22 Mar 2010, 06:11 »

nope, that was way before my time.
but keep up the good drinking!

also can we make fun of that dude who is in the same photo as that girl? his sparkly headband thing is awful.

tania · « **Reply #7 on:** 22 Mar 2010, 06:15 »

hey kieffer.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #8 on:** 22 Mar 2010, 07:54 »

scarred · « **Reply #9 on:** 22 Mar 2010, 09:08 »

Then she's not worth knowing even a little bit.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #10 on:** 22 Mar 2010, 16:29 »

Quote from: 20 jazz funk greats on 22 Mar 2010, 06:11

nope, that was way before my time.
but keep up the good drinking!

also can we make fun of that dude who is in the same photo as that girl? his sparkly headband thing is awful.

Hey fuck you that is me and my headband is awesome.

Also yeah she was kinda square but she looked good naked.

Lines · « **Reply #11 on:** 22 Mar 2010, 16:36 »

Sorry, no. Even if it's ironic, that headband is just silly.

StaedlerMars · « **Reply #12 on:** 22 Mar 2010, 16:47 »

Quote from: Sam on 22 Mar 2010, 09:06

THAT GIRL DIDN'T KNOW WHO C-3PO IS!!!!

how?

Something Witty · « **Reply #13 on:** 22 Mar 2010, 16:50 »

She grew up in a box.

20 jazz funk greats · « **Reply #14 on:** 22 Mar 2010, 18:14 »

Quote from: Professor Snuggles on 22 Mar 2010, 16:29

Quote from: 20 jazz funk greats on 22 Mar 2010, 06:11
nope, that was way before my time.
but keep up the good drinking!

also can we make fun of that dude who is in the same photo as that girl? his sparkly headband thing is awful.

Hey fuck you that is me and my headband is awesome.

i have much love for the rest of your outfit, but dude no. just don't.

blanktom · « **Reply #15 on:** 22 Mar 2010, 19:21 »

Personally I think the headband rocks.

20 jazz funk greats · « **Reply #16 on:** 22 Mar 2010, 19:37 »

maybe if he's leighton meester in a clever disguise.

otherwise, i stand by my earlier snappy remark.

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #17 on:** 22 Mar 2010, 19:45 »

scarred would probably like it

viatriphop · « **Reply #18 on:** 22 Mar 2010, 19:53 »

vodka 4tw

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #19 on:** 22 Mar 2010, 21:08 »

Quote from: Jeans on 22 Mar 2010, 16:39

Quote from: Professor Snuggles on 22 Mar 2010, 16:29
Also yeah she was kinda square but she looked good naked.

don't understand this post.

Also my headband is amazing, you guys just don't get it. Tryna take it easy, y'all.

Lines · « **Reply #20 on:** 22 Mar 2010, 21:11 »

I don't understand it either! But I would buy that headband. For a little girl. I think it's the sparkly part. Don't do sparkly and pink.

20 jazz funk greats · « **Reply #21 on:** 22 Mar 2010, 21:22 »

i sorta understand it.

and linds, i have to disagree. sparkly and pink could work for him, but only in small non-headband-shaped doses.

BrittanyMarie · « **Reply #22 on:** 22 Mar 2010, 21:25 »

see three or four years ago it was a Thing to grow your hair out all shaggy and wear a headband like you have it. it pissed me off then and it still pisses me off. totally irrational but c'mon dude, shit was a trend a whiiiiile ago. why are you diggin on it so much now?

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #23 on:** 23 Mar 2010, 00:34 »

Bitches love hippie dudes at my school.

I like the 70's look.

I like it when drunk dudes call me a faggot.

Don't like my hair uncontrolled completely, and if I wear hats everyone calls me a hipster.

Tryna get laaaaaaaaiiiiiiid.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #24 on:** 23 Mar 2010, 00:34 »

That shit ain't even sparkly, fucc.

scarred · « **Reply #25 on:** 23 Mar 2010, 00:51 »

Quote from: KickThatBathProf on 22 Mar 2010, 19:45

scarred would probably like it

wait what

iamiam · « **Reply #26 on:** 23 Mar 2010, 08:27 »

you guys are just mad about the headband because he can wear it and still look pretty.

although this thread has taught me to never bang a stranger in the back of a van. they might post photos of me and talk about how i look good naked on a forum. nothing is sacred in the age of the internet!

sean · « **Reply #27 on:** 23 Mar 2010, 08:38 »

scarred you are a dirty hipster and dirty hipsters usually like things like sparkly pink headbands

scarred · « **Reply #28 on:** 23 Mar 2010, 11:50 »

oh right.

Ptommydski · « **Reply #29 on:** 23 Mar 2010, 12:49 »

I was thinking a while ago how I kind of wish I could honestly blog about shit that happens to me because it would be interesting and possibly semi-amusing but then again, if I did it a bunch of people who never talk to me ever again. A lot of people would be ultra offended and probably concerned for my well-being in general.

I guess I could do it anonymously somewhere but I get the feeling it would be very obvious that it was me. If I could go back to 16 I would write a journal every day because by now I could just publish it and it'd be a really compelling read. I'd be a social outcast forever but it'd hopefully make me rich enough not to give a shit any more.

Something Witty · « **Reply #30 on:** 23 Mar 2010, 13:27 »

If I published my journal it would be number one...

cause of suicide in teens and young adults.

iamiam · « **Reply #31 on:** 23 Mar 2010, 13:28 »

Quote from: Ptommydski on 23 Mar 2010, 12:49

I was thinking a while ago how I kind of wish I could honestly blog about shit that happens to me because it would be interesting and possibly semi-amusing but then again, if I did it a bunch of people who never talk to me ever again. A lot of people would be ultra offended and probably concerned for my well-being in general.

I guess I could do it anonymously somewhere but I get the feeling it would be very obvious that it was me. If I could go back to 16 I would write a journal every day because by now I could just publish it and it'd be a really compelling read. I'd be a social outcast forever but it'd hopefully make me rich enough not to give a shit any more.

it's been done.

Ballard · « **Reply #32 on:** 23 Mar 2010, 13:35 »

I read through Tucker Max's book for some reason and my response gradually went from "wow this guy's a douchebag, I'd hit him in the face with a bat" to "this guy is a douchebag but he's pretty clever" to "this guy's a douchebag but he's kind of brilliant and I want to high five him"

That said, I'd sooner read and appreciate "I Hope They Serve Woodford Reserve In Hell"

tania · « **Reply #33 on:** 23 Mar 2010, 20:11 »

the reason it's weird and offends people is because public journals themselves are a really bizarre and recent phenomenon in the first place. previously people kept journals (for the most part) because they wanted a personal and private record of their own thoughts and experiences, not because they intended for other people to read it. online journals differ drastically from this in that the ulterior motive suddenly isn't to keep a personal account but to make your personal experiences into a public source of entertainment and feedback for everyone else. this is a pretty recent phenomenon and it's kind of interesting that so many people's immediate responses to important events now are to publish it in some sort of public format when the mediums for doing so barely even existed 20 or so odd years ago, people just wrote it down and somehow were content with the fact that probably no one else except them would ever read it. for now i think nearly anyone trying to maintain a blog would have a lot of trouble with regards to offending other people because we really take for granted how recent the idea of having a blog even is to begin with, the social norms regarding privacy and space and what's appropriate and so on haven't caught up yet.

ImRonBurgundy? · « **Reply #34 on:** 23 Mar 2010, 20:14 »

Quote from: iamiam on 23 Mar 2010, 08:27

although this thread has taught me to never bang a stranger in the back of a van. they might post photos of me and talk about how i look good naked on a forum. nothing is sacred in the age of the internet!

Just yesterday my grandma was telling me about how she used to bang dudes in the backs of vans. They didn't even lock the doors in those days.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #35 on:** 23 Mar 2010, 20:20 »

Quote from: Linds on 22 Mar 2010, 16:36

Sorry, no. Especially if it's ironic, that headband is just silly.

We've been over this people

Quote from: Ballard on 23 Mar 2010, 13:35

I read through Tucker Max's book for some reason and my response gradually went from "wow this guy's a douchebag, I'd hit him in the face with a bat" to "this guy is a douchebag but he's pretty clever" to "this guy's a douchebag but he's kind of brilliant and I want to high five him"

I had the same reactions in reverse

RallyMonkey · « **Reply #36 on:** 23 Mar 2010, 21:04 »

Exactly my reaction. Evidenced by the fact that I got through probably about 7 stories before hating it enough to stop.

BrittanyMarie · « **Reply #37 on:** 23 Mar 2010, 21:24 »

i kept getting more and more angry at it as i went as well, but i just kept going for some reason. i tend to do that a lot though if i hate something so much, i can't stop watching/reading/listening to it. see me reading the entire twilight saga, knowing all the words to don't stop believing etc

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #38 on:** 23 Mar 2010, 23:20 »

So instead of talking about Tucker Max being a dick lets talk about my dick.

I think this pretty blonde girl might come over to spend the night, not so much for sexy purposes as because it is a fucking blizzard outside and I don't wanna sleep alone.

Maybe a couple kisses?

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #39 on:** 23 Mar 2010, 23:33 »

I guess she doesn't want to walk over in the Blizzard.

Night internet.

michaelicious · « **Reply #40 on:** 24 Mar 2010, 06:00 »

That is a really sad and disappointing pair of posts. Do you wanna talk about it?

I think maybe we should talk about it.

iamiam · « **Reply #41 on:** 24 Mar 2010, 06:15 »

i think it says something about me that i didn't really feel anything particularly negative towards tucker max until i found out he was a republican. then i decided he was a total asshole.

20 jazz funk greats · « **Reply #42 on:** 24 Mar 2010, 10:23 »

Quote from: Something Witty on 23 Mar 2010, 13:27

If I published my journal it would be number one...

cause of suicide in teens and young adults.

also, tucker max is a douche and not a clever one at that.

here is a blog that makes me go into pointless fits of nerdrage at times although it's well written in my opinion.
http://roissy.wordpress.com

David_Dovey · « **Reply #43 on:** 25 Mar 2010, 06:46 »

So this is the first paragraph I read on that blog and I don't know if it's just a bad example or something but how the fuck does this count as well-written:

Quote

20% of my lays were through social circle entrustments. That is, a significant minority of women I’ve banged were introduced to me, or I to them, through mutual friends, usually at house parties or mixed group gatherings at bars. Social circle game is a powerful force, most in evident during the college years, but always playing a role throughout life. It’s easy to see why this is so. Women’s eggs are a pricey commodity and they aren’t predisposed to hand over those eggs to just any random sperm wandering by. Women need to know the semen vehicle soliciting them is carrying quality seed. Sometimes they acquire the relevant information by talking with and observing the suitor; other times they rely on trusted friends to do their dirty work for them. Any man can get a huge leg up with a woman simply by being positively introduced to her through a friend of her’s, preferably a female friend, though a trusted beta orbiter male friend will also work in his favor.

20 jazz funk greats · « **Reply #44 on:** 25 Mar 2010, 06:50 »

it's trainwreck awful at first but then you get sucked in and read the entire archives in the hopes of one day learning to comprehend chicksperanto.

repetitive subject matter, but i am amused by his use of language and statistics.

Ptommydski · « **Reply #45 on:** 25 Mar 2010, 06:52 »

Quote from: iamiam on 24 Mar 2010, 06:15

i think it says something about me that i didn't really feel anything particularly negative towards tucker max until i found out he was a republican. then i decided he was a total asshole.

Between this dude and Dov Charney, I just realised that for a chaste young lady you are remarkably tolerant towards out and out dickasses.

Then again, I guess that should not actually surprise me that much...

Slick · « **Reply #46 on:** 26 Mar 2010, 14:34 »

Kieffer in my dream last night you had come to visit me and you were cooking roast chicken for my family for supper and it was great.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #47 on:** 27 Mar 2010, 00:59 »

That sounds awesome.

Bitches kiss me in my bed but still wot fuck.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #48 on:** 27 Mar 2010, 00:59 »

I dropped my glasses somehwere

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #49 on:** 27 Mar 2010, 01:00 »

fuck.

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