Topic: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video (Read 257701 times)

Johnny C · « **on:** 08 Apr 2010, 17:56 »

Johnny C · « **Reply #1 on:** 08 Apr 2010, 17:56 »

Johnny C · « **Reply #2 on:** 08 Apr 2010, 17:57 »

to recap: the universe is full of miracles, and those miracles are maybe made by magic. the dark carnival is god and jesus

GenericName · « **Reply #3 on:** 08 Apr 2010, 17:58 »

Music is all magic. You can't even hold it!

JD · « **Reply #4 on:** 08 Apr 2010, 18:02 »

Fucking magnets

JD · « **Reply #5 on:** 08 Apr 2010, 18:05 »

man the comments are hilarious

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This vid is the shit. All u chicken fuckin HATERS dnt knw ur ass from a hole in the ground. All of ya dnt knw what we JUGGALOS knw. WE DA SHIT. So if u racist bigots u dirty demons can just FUCK OFF BITCHES!!! MMWFCL 2 ALL my JUGGALO FAMILY

Thrillho · « **Reply #6 on:** 08 Apr 2010, 18:15 »

Yes, Shaggy 2 Dope was rapping between the legs of a pregnant woman.

Theriandros · « **Reply #7 on:** 09 Apr 2010, 05:11 »

Aww, he loves his mom and he considers it a miracle that their kids look like them!

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #8 on:** 09 Apr 2010, 06:16 »

"I fed a fish to a pelican in Frisco Bay
It tried to eat my cellphone" "He ran away"

It's a miracle!

Also, the pyramids were made by magic as well!

Actually I think the only miracle in this video is that ICP gets shot into the sun at the very end.

nufan · « **Reply #9 on:** 09 Apr 2010, 06:29 »

fuckkin' rainbows

tania · « **Reply #10 on:** 09 Apr 2010, 09:58 »

magic everywhere in dis bitch

tania · « **Reply #11 on:** 09 Apr 2010, 10:00 »

jesus christ it's been two days and it's still getting funnier every single time i say it

Papersatan · « **Reply #12 on:** 09 Apr 2010, 12:21 »

Quote from: Theriandros on 09 Apr 2010, 05:11

he considers it a miracle that their kids look like them!

I think he was implying his wife is unfaithful?

Ballard · « **Reply #13 on:** 10 Apr 2010, 00:15 »

I still associate Violent J with Guy Fieri in my head which makes this ten times funnier.

Johnny C · « **Reply #14 on:** 10 Apr 2010, 00:44 »

scarred · « **Reply #15 on:** 10 Apr 2010, 00:47 »

That's the part of the video where I shifted from horror to outright mirth.

Johnny C · « **Reply #16 on:** 10 Apr 2010, 00:59 »

the pelican part's before that though

scarred · « **Reply #17 on:** 10 Apr 2010, 01:00 »

I was only half paying attention, to maintain my sanity

amok · « **Reply #18 on:** 10 Apr 2010, 01:02 »

Quote from: Zombiedude on 08 Apr 2010, 18:05

man the comments are hilarious

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#cjc813 But does two guys really constitute a "posse?" I mean, that's more of a partnership, really..

David_Dovey · « **Reply #19 on:** 10 Apr 2010, 01:58 »

Of course yr kids look like you they have the same facepaint, you douchebags.

Johnny C · « **Reply #20 on:** 10 Apr 2010, 07:57 »

and the same genes, the concept of which could easily be explained by a scientist

Ballard · « **Reply #21 on:** 10 Apr 2010, 09:16 »

Quote from: Papersatan on 09 Apr 2010, 12:21

I think he was implying his wife is unfaithful?

Zingoleb · « **Reply #22 on:** 10 Apr 2010, 11:11 »

Holy shit.

Is this for serious?

scarred · « **Reply #23 on:** 10 Apr 2010, 11:15 »

Quote from: David_Dovey on 10 Apr 2010, 01:58

Of course yr kids look like you they have the same facepaint, you douchebags.

FUKKIN BABIES, HOW DO THEY WORK?

Tehz · « **Reply #24 on:** 10 Apr 2010, 11:33 »

Quote from: onewheelwizzard on 09 Apr 2010, 06:16

Actually I think the only miracle in this video is that ICP gets shot into the sun at the very end.

I really feel like that was more fate than anything else

KharBevNor · « **Reply #25 on:** 10 Apr 2010, 16:34 »

Learn Your Motherfuckin' Science with the ICP

Rizzo · « **Reply #26 on:** 10 Apr 2010, 17:22 »

Definitely one of the best clips I've ever seen.

Kind of reminds me of a redneck version of the Symphony of Science - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSgiXGELjbc

Christophe · « **Reply #27 on:** 11 Apr 2010, 01:40 »

pinkpiche · « **Reply #28 on:** 11 Apr 2010, 03:35 »

Quote from: KharBevNor on 10 Apr 2010, 16:34

Learn Your Motherfuckin' Science with the ICP

The pie-chart really did it for me.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #29 on:** 12 Apr 2010, 06:21 »

It seems like certain sections of the Internet are talking about nothing but this video right now, and that makes me happy.

Johnny C · « **Reply #30 on:** 12 Apr 2010, 06:54 »

Quote from: John Darnielle

For once, when at the Frisco bay,
with Faygo and in pensive mood,
a pelican my cellphone ate
or tried to, which I thought was rude;
And then my heart with pleasure fills,
to recognize these mirakills.

Quote from: Christopher Weingarten

A wonderful bird is the pelican,
His mouth can hold more than his belly can,
He can hold in his beak,
Enough food for a week.
And fuck you bitch-ass faggots, juggalo for life

Quote from: John Darnielle

the best ever clown makeup band outta Houston
had been down with the clown
since their grade school'd expelled them

Quote from: someone i don't know

This is just to say
I have eaten the cellphone
that was
in your hand

and which
you were probably
saving
for a phone call

Forgive me
it was delicious
maybe you could get it out
using some sort of magnet?

Quote from: someone else i'm not familiar with

Two Faygos procured in Harper Woods
And sorry I could not spray you with both
And be one Juggalo, long I stood
And shook up one as much as I could
To better soak with Red Pop your clothes

Then shook the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim
Then a pelican took to the air
His fucking pouch, my cell phone's in there
Last time I'll toss fish in Frisco Bay

And two bitches that morning I furiously laid
With faces painted white upon black
Oh, I sprayed Faygo on the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way
I doubted if she should ever come back

Fucking magnets, I say with a sigh
I don't want to talk to no scientist
Two Faygos procured in Harper Woods
I shook the one labeled Rock & Rye
And that has made all the difference.

Quote from: for the sake of argument, Allen Clownsberg

I saw the best minds of my juggalo nation blown by magnets, starving hysterical naked,
dragging themselves through the faygo cans at dawn looking for an angry fix,
jester-painted hipsters toking for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night,
who poverty and tatters and hollow-eyed and high sat up smoking in the supernatural darkness of their parents' basements festering 'neath suburbs of Detroit contemplating Mushroomhead

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insane clown poesy

The extra letter · « **Reply #31 on:** 12 Apr 2010, 07:25 »

Oh, you did *not* just Juggalise Ginsberg...

Inlander · « **Reply #32 on:** 12 Apr 2010, 07:51 »

I am really hoping that Johnny is being sarcastic about not being able to attribute famous poems to Robert Frost. And, uh, Robert Frost's wife, apocryphally, I guess.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #33 on:** 12 Apr 2010, 07:56 »

My kingdom for a juggalised version of "Kubla Khan"

KharBevNor · « **Reply #34 on:** 12 Apr 2010, 08:10 »

I can have a try.

What is that terrible hair thing Juggalos do where the hair is made into little sort of braids that just stick out everywhere called?

Christophe · « **Reply #35 on:** 12 Apr 2010, 09:14 »

I call 'em "Coolio Dreads".

Actually I'm quite sure that Coolio played last year's Gathering of the Juggalos. Wonder how his hairstyle became a thing?

Johnny C · « **Reply #36 on:** 12 Apr 2010, 11:00 »

Quote from: Inlander on 12 Apr 2010, 07:51

I am really hoping that Johnny is being sarcastic about not being able to attribute famous poems to Robert Frost. And, uh, Robert Frost's wife, apocryphally, I guess.

Come on, I know Robert Frost wrote it (or his wife, depending on yr literary historian), I was attributing the rewrites to their authors. I don't know who those people were!

Inlander · « **Reply #37 on:** 12 Apr 2010, 17:02 »

Wait, those things are real? I thought you just made them up!!

Theriandros · « **Reply #38 on:** 12 Apr 2010, 17:09 »

Is the fourth one e.e. cummings?

Inlander · « **Reply #39 on:** 12 Apr 2010, 17:20 »

Hey wow it turns out I'm the poetry idiot because I got my Bob Frost mixed up with the Bill Carlos Billiams.

Here is the original:

Quote from: William Carlos Williams

THIS IS JUST TO SAY
I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast

Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold

The story goes that he made the poem out of a note his wife left for him.

michaelicious · « **Reply #40 on:** 12 Apr 2010, 17:22 »

Oops! I love that poem. It's so passive aggressive. Leaving notes is such an interesting way of communicating.

Inlander · « **Reply #41 on:** 12 Apr 2010, 17:25 »

Wait, how is it passive aggressive? I mean I barely even understand that term anyway but to me that note seems passive taunting or maybe passive condescending at worst.

Inlander · « **Reply #42 on:** 12 Apr 2010, 17:25 »

I mean, uh, PASSIVE AGGRESSIVENESS! HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT WORK??

Theriandros · « **Reply #43 on:** 12 Apr 2010, 17:30 »

Ah, dammit. I'm mixing up my notable early free verse poets now.

Scandanavian War Machine · « **Reply #44 on:** 12 Apr 2010, 17:36 »

only here could a thread about ICP turn into a thread about poetry

Ptommydski · « **Reply #45 on:** 12 Apr 2010, 17:54 »

It's a fuckin' miracle, evidently.

Scandanavian War Machine · « **Reply #46 on:** 12 Apr 2010, 18:02 »

no dude it's a mirakill

Alex C · « **Reply #47 on:** 12 Apr 2010, 18:07 »

Quote from: Inlander on 12 Apr 2010, 17:25

Wait, how is it passive aggressive? I mean I barely even understand that term anyway but to me that note seems passive taunting or maybe passive condescending at worst.

Well, passive aggressiveness is basically just a form of relationship sabotage while avoiding confrontation. Sending someone a note about how good that fruit they planned to eat tasted might fall under that category depending on the context.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #48 on:** 13 Apr 2010, 06:03 »

Hey wait so John Darnielle actually actually wrote those poems?

Inlander · « **Reply #49 on:** 13 Apr 2010, 06:18 »

I'm seeing the Mountain Goats tomorrow night. I'll ask him.

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