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Johnny C:

--- Quote from: John Darnielle ---For once, when at the Frisco bay,
with Faygo and in pensive mood,
a pelican my cellphone ate
or tried to, which I thought was rude;
And then my heart with pleasure fills,
to recognize these mirakills.
--- End quote ---


--- Quote from: Christopher Weingarten ---A wonderful bird is the pelican,
His mouth can hold more than his belly can,
He can hold in his beak,
Enough food for a week.
And fuck you bitch-ass faggots, juggalo for life
--- End quote ---


--- Quote from: John Darnielle ---the best ever clown makeup band outta Houston
had been down with the clown
since their grade school'd expelled them
--- End quote ---


--- Quote from: someone i don't know ---This is just to say
I have eaten the cellphone
that was
in your hand

and which
you were probably
saving
for a phone call

Forgive me
it was delicious
maybe you could get it out
using some sort of magnet?
--- End quote ---


--- Quote from: someone else i'm not familiar with ---Two Faygos procured in Harper Woods
And sorry I could not spray you with both
And be one Juggalo, long I stood
And shook up one as much as I could
To better soak with Red Pop your clothes

Then shook the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim
Then a pelican took to the air
His fucking pouch, my cell phone's in there
Last time I'll toss fish in Frisco Bay

And two bitches that morning I furiously laid
With faces painted white upon black
Oh, I sprayed Faygo on the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way
I doubted if she should ever come back

Fucking magnets, I say with a sigh
I don't want to talk to no scientist
Two Faygos procured in Harper Woods
I shook the one labeled Rock & Rye
And that has made all the difference.
--- End quote ---


--- Quote from: for the sake of argument, Allen Clownsberg ---I saw the best minds of my juggalo nation blown by magnets, starving hysterical naked,
dragging themselves through the faygo cans at dawn looking for an angry fix,
jester-painted hipsters toking for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night,
who poverty and tatters and hollow-eyed and high sat up smoking in the supernatural darkness of their parents' basements festering 'neath suburbs of Detroit contemplating Mushroomhead
--- End quote ---


--- Quote ---insane clown poesy
--- End quote ---

The extra letter:
Oh, you did *not* just Juggalise Ginsberg...

Inlander:
I am really hoping that Johnny is being sarcastic about not being able to attribute famous poems to Robert Frost. And, uh, Robert Frost's wife, apocryphally, I guess.

David_Dovey:
My kingdom for a juggalised version of "Kubla Khan"

KharBevNor:
I can have a try.

What is that terrible hair thing Juggalos do where the hair is made into little sort of braids that just stick out everywhere called?

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