Comic Discussion > QUESTIONABLE CONTENT
WCT April 26-30, 2010 (1651-1655)
Border Reiver:
--- Quote from: Kugai on 29 Apr 2010, 00:20 ---Duct Tape - the universal tool :-D
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You need it's counterpart for the complete Red Green Tool Kit (patent pending) - WD-40.
If it moves, and it shouldn't - Duct Tape
If it doesn't and it should - WD-40
J:
indeed.
--- Quote from: jwhouk on 29 Apr 2010, 06:27 ---And duct tape can fix clingy, too.
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duct tape enhances clingy. wd-40 is what fixes clingy.
westrim:
Whoa Dora, duct tape? That's not cool. I mean, masking tape or packaging tape maybe, but duct tape really, really hurts. Really. :-( Especially since she was pulling Marigold out of her funk, even if it was in her own way.
--- Quote from: Dliessmgg on 29 Apr 2010, 04:00 ---
--- Quote from: Heliphyneau on 28 Apr 2010, 15:59 ---dark chocolate is for women
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Funny, in my family it's the other way round. Dad and I prefer dark chocolate, mom likes milk chocolate and my sister prefers white chocolate.
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I'm pretty sure I'm not reading that the way you meant it. Though as far as I know there isn't much dark or milk chocolate in Switzerland, except maybe in diplomatic circles.
APolaris:
--- Quote from: JackFaerie on 29 Apr 2010, 00:56 ---usually best-case scenario is that the dude is insecure, and that's not attractive either.
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I can certainly understand the part about people who move too fast, but for the rest of your point, in short:
Guy who's insecure because he hates the idea of being arrogant about himself and considers humility a good trait, therefore is willing to admit when he's wrong and unlikely to ever stray = red flag.
Guy who's "clingy" after knowing the person, but really that word's sole function is to demonize those who appreciate what they have and are always there for the person instead of fitting the "social norm" of cheating, betraying and lying = red flag.
Guy who's overly confident (which we all know is really just another word used to describe the same trait as arrogance when one wants to make it seem justifiable because the person is physically attractive) and therefore much more likely to cheat, is loud, brash, annoying, and less likely to be sensitive towards the partner's feelings or care about being there for them because he's too busy fitting the male stereotype = not a red flag.
Carl-E:
I don't know why, but the last choices on the new poll reminds me of one of my grandfather's favorite jokes. I'd post a link if I could fnd it somewhere, but...
An old deli owner was wiping out the return bottles (did I mention this was an old joke?). Suddenly, a genie pops out of one of them, and tells the old man that he can have anything he wants. The old man says, "You know, I haven't had a vacation in the 20 years since I opened the deli. I think I'd like a vacation!"
The genie says, "Consider it done. Everything you need is already taken care of. Your bags are packed, and a car's waiting to take you to the airport, and you can fly wherever you please, stay in the fnest hotels, and enjoy the finest cuisine."
The old man says, "That's great, but who's going to run the deli while I'm gone?"
The genie says, "I will".
The old man looks at him, and says "You? What do you know abut running a deli? How do I know you can do it?"
"Try me!"
"OK, make me a malted".
"POOF! You're a malted."
:laugh:
I still do this one with my wife, whenever she asks me to make her something to eat... she never laughs.
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